{"id":7549,"date":"2026-09-06T19:10:06","date_gmt":"2026-09-06T16:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7549"},"modified":"2026-10-02T13:37:27","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T10:37:27","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3521","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2026\/09\/06\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3521\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3521"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ir dar viena i\u0161ganing\u0173 citat\u0173 rinktin\u0117 – j\u016bs\u0173 d\u0117mesiui.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie esminius muzikantus:<\/p>\n

– Tai jis n\u0117 vienos Bobo Dylano dainos ne\u017eino.
\n– Taigi tu v\u0117jo paklausk, tau v\u0117jas atsakys.<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie karjeros galimybes:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu pas mus kariuomen\u0117j gal\u0117tum b\u016bti kapitonas, kuris visus u\u017episa.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie \u012fvairov\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eKartais reikia ir blog\u0173 experienc\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie (ne)turtingum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu neturi to jachtos poj\u016b\u010dio.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie specifinius poreikius:<\/p>\n

\u201eAli\u0161kai tro\u0161kina.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie gamtos d\u0117snius:<\/p>\n

\u201eNat\u016bralus \u017emogaus refleksas yra sekmadien\u012f sp\u0117t ant trij\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie s\u0105vokas:<\/p>\n

– Kaip ten tas vadinas, kur prie\u0161 juodaod\u017eius?
\n– Rasizmas.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie toli siekiant\u012f judrum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eBendradarbis var\u0117 dabar \u012f Japonij\u0105. Bet jie su dvira\u010diais.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie nekokias gyv\u016bn\u0117li\u0173 madas:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekaip negra\u017eiai su tais \u0161e\u0161kais. Visi juos tur\u0117jo, po to nebetur\u0117jo.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie pavidalus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu atrodai kaip tas stulpo pagrindas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie pavidalus festivalyje:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis matosi, kad prisik\u0117l\u0119s.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie charakterius:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai kaip Courtney Love, bet be Courtney Love intelekto.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie fobijas:<\/p>\n

– Galim pasikelti funikulierium.
\n– A\u0161 bijau atrakcion\u0173.<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie laiko t\u0117km\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eTiesiog b\u016bna labai \u012fdomu, kai draugai u\u017e tave jaunesni turi vaik\u0173, kurie jau u\u017e tave auk\u0161tesni.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie kartel\u0117s \u017eemum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 turiu tok\u012f expectation, kad, kai ka\u017ekur nueini, su tavim pasisveikina.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie turistinius objektus:<\/p>\n

\u201eKlaip\u0117doj yra tokia garsi atrakcija kaip Old Town Cat. Veikia vis\u0105 par\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie Ovident\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Jie dabar vadinas Endless.
\n– Ne Endless, o Trendless. Endless yra afterhours baras Trak\u0173 g.<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie longevity before it was cool:<\/p>\n

– Dar gyva mo\u010diut\u0117? A\u0161 atsimenu j\u0105 dar nuo du pirm\u0173.
\n– Aha, jau ir tada buvo keista.<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie \u017dalgirio stadion\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen yra vaik\u0173 ir alaus zona.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161 tolo \u0161vie\u010dian\u010di\u0105 kilm\u0119:<\/p>\n

– Jis yra marozas-poetas.
\n– O tai gal jis i\u0161 \u0160iauli\u0173 koki\u0173?
\n– Aha.<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie lyt\u0117jim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJausmas it glostyt \u0161lapi\u0105 zom\u0161in\u0119 striuk\u0119.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie terminologij\u0105:<\/p>\n

– \u012edomu, ar senas \u0161itas baras.
\n– Pagal tai, kaip chamutai suverti…
\n– Kas yra chamutai?
\n– Nu zacia\u0161k\u0117s.<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie u\u017esit\u0119susias valstybines \u0161ventes:<\/p>\n

\u201eBuvo antra K\u016b\u010di\u0173 diena.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie \u0161ukuosenas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 maniau, kad tos tetos kepur\u0117 su ka\u017ekokiu kailiu. O ten jos plaukai.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie paprastus d\u017eiaugsmus:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan labai patinka pavir\u0161iai, ant kuri\u0173 galima alkohol\u012f pastatyti.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie draug\u0173 \u012fvertinim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 kai su tavim susipa\u017einau, a\u0161 gyvenime negalvojau, kad tu sporti\u0161kas.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie naujus g\u0117rimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eHavanna Tallinn.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie savo vaidmen\u012f darbo rinkoje:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 nieko nenoriu developinti, a\u0161 nenoriu vaidint ka\u017ekokios motyvacijos, a\u0161 noriu i\u0161virti bulv\u0119 ir pad\u0117t j\u0105 ant stalo.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie stal\u0173 turtingum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen net \u0161ako\u010dius stovi.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie maisto u\u017eduodam\u0105 ton\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan geriant valgyt sushius tai toks laund\u017eo vaibas. Jau tada netoli yra kaljanas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie kepur\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekokia per daug apr\u0117pianti.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie b\u016bsenas:<\/p>\n

\u201ePenis prisirp\u0119s nuo sekso nebuvimo.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie akmen\u0173 tinkamum\u0105 m\u0117tymui:<\/p>\n

\u201eI\u0161 karto pasteb\u0117jau, kad gerai \u012flenkta apa\u010dia. Esu geras varly\u010di\u0173 gaudytojas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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