{"id":7545,"date":"2026-08-30T17:41:30","date_gmt":"2026-08-30T14:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7545"},"modified":"2026-08-30T17:41:30","modified_gmt":"2026-08-30T14:41:30","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3520","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2026\/08\/30\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3520\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3520"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ir v\u0117l prisikaup\u0117, ir v\u0117l paleid\u017eiu \u012f pasaul\u012f \u012fvairiausi\u0173 i\u0161girst\u0173 i\u0161ganing\u0173 citat\u0173 rinkin\u0117l\u012f.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie gyvenimo citrinas:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iaip yra labai li\u016bdna gauti neskan\u0173 kebab\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie nerezonuojan\u010dias meno r\u016b\u0161is:<\/p>\n

\u201eKabaretai yra blogiausia, kur man yra tek\u0119 atsidurti paskutiniu metu.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie skirting\u0105 pajautim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Labai kvepia u\u017esieniu.
\n– Man tai \u0161a\u0161lyku.<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnes pareigas:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan dav\u0117 \u0161iupeliuk\u0105 ir liep\u0117 eit \u0161luot \u0161aldytuv\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie pasiprie\u0161inim\u0105 ofisinei pasaulio tvarkai:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan nepatinka tas, kad pirmadien\u012f visi pradeda dirbt. A\u0161 nenoriu to.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie jud\u0117jimo ypatumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTie jauni berniukai, jie kaip kumeliukai.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie vaikus:<\/p>\n

– Man jau ir \u0161uns per daug.
\n– Oi, a\u0161 ir su katinu nesusitvarkau.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie spec. efektus:<\/p>\n

\u201eO negali ei ajus t\u0105 mano galv\u0105 gra\u017eesn\u0119 padaryti?\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie smidrus:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai keisti porai.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie pakraipas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu labiau lang\u0173 u\u017edarytojas negu atidarytojas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie Helsink\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eTas pats miestas jis taip atstumia tave.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Ragaujam hojic\u0105 (\u0161iaip tai labai patiko):<\/p>\n

\u201eAtrodo, kad \u017euvies sultis ger\u010diau.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201eAtrodo, lyg koki\u0173 j\u016bros dumbli\u0173 prim\u0117tyta.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie fokus\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Kokia gra\u017ei mergina prab\u0117go, wow.
\n– A\u0161 labiau \u012f \u017euvies parduotuv\u0119 \u017ei\u016br\u0117jau.<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 \u0161iandien labai imlus alkoholiui.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie Stasio muziej\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u012e Kazio muziej\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie daugiatalenti\u0161kum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eFotografas jis buvo prie\u0161 kokias tris karjeras.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie raid\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVaikyst\u0117je penki\u0173 met\u0173 man\u0119s nieks nestabd\u0117 \u017ei\u016br\u0117ti \u0160vyt\u0117jim\u0105 ar Pauk\u0161\u010dius.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie raid\u0105 vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu gal tave tas paveik\u0117, kad per m\u016bs\u0173 vestuves ant galvos nukritai.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tas asistavimo formas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNori, a\u0161 tau sulankstysiu pledukus?\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie poravimosi strategij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 va s\u0117d\u017eiu ir laukiu. Noriu, kad ateit\u0173 single, clever, rich.\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie retesnes fobijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 bijau jos vairavimo Jordanijoj.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie pasitik\u0117jimo eig\u0105 kelion\u0117je:<\/p>\n

\u201ePirm\u0105 dien\u0105 mums dar i\u0161 stiklini\u0173 dav\u0117 gert.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai \u0161iaip yra gyvat\u0117, bet a\u0161 j\u0105 pa\u017e\u012fstu.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie d\u0117snius:<\/p>\n

\u201eKai su batais miegi, tai galv\u0105 skauda.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie nutikimus egzotin\u0117se \u0161alyse:<\/p>\n

\u201eKrabukai at\u0117jo \u012f m\u016bs\u0173 kambar\u012f. \u0160luoju krabukus, kad neit\u0173 \u012f m\u016bs\u0173 kambar\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie muzikinio pasaulio pa\u017einim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– A\u0161 ir IDLES, ir Fontaines DC, ir Turnstile ma\u010dius.
\n– A\u0161 tai \u017demaitukuos buvau.<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie pagali\u0173 ki\u0161im\u0105 sau \u012f ratus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 buvau n\u0117\u0161\u010dia ir i\u0161sinarinau abi kojas.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie (ne tok\u012f ir) plat\u0173j\u012f pasaul\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eTarptautin\u0117s var\u017eybos tada b\u016bdavo \u012f Latvij\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie kiekius:<\/p>\n

\u201eNolsemk\u0117 ant dviej\u0173 yra gerai tuomet, kai vienas abstinentas.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie l\u016bkes\u010di\u0173 neatitikim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 kai pama\u010diau Puntuk\u0105, tai jis toks underwhelming. Labai ma\u017eas akmuo.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie fotografij\u0105 arba seksualin\u012f gyvenim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eDarau kadr\u0105 po kadro.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie lokacijas:<\/p>\n

– Ten yra deep-fried Mars bar.
\n– Kas taip? Gay Pride bar?<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie nuostat\u0173 keitim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu baigi mane \u012ftikinti, kad Guns and Roses n\u0117ra glam rokas, toy poodle yra normalus \u0161uo ir Campari yra skanus shotas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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