{"id":7500,"date":"2026-05-19T21:28:16","date_gmt":"2026-05-19T18:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7500"},"modified":"2026-08-30T16:51:03","modified_gmt":"2026-08-30T13:51:03","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3519","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2026\/05\/19\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3519\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3519"},"content":{"rendered":"

J\u016bs\u0173 d\u0117mesiui – dar vienas citat\u0173 citat\u0117li\u0173 rinkinys!<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie patirtis:<\/p>\n

-Esi my\u017eus lifte?
\n-Lifte tai ne, bet daugiaauk\u0161ty tai jo.<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie subkult\u016bras:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 ne reiver\u0117, a\u0161 alkoholik\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie n\u0117\u0161tum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJeigu kas sakyti, kad faina lauktis, tai eina jie nachuj. Stebuklingas laikelis my ass.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Pasisakymai, kurie nuskamba namie, kai turi \u0161un\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekok\u012f \u0161\u016bd\u0105 burnon \u012fsiki\u0161o, band\u017eiau i\u0161traukti, vert\u0117s per arimus ir dabar nugara \u0161\u016bdina.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJi tokia kur atrodo, kad gali \u0161nipin\u0117t.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie tikslus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 noriu eit per gyvenim\u0105 be zagirono.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tas situacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iandien mane band\u0117 apscaminti krik\u0161\u010dionys.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie sugr\u012f\u017eusi\u0105 vilt\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 jau galvojau alkoholis nebeims man\u0119s gyvenime. Ir pa\u0117m\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie ne visai blaivias atostogas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vakar stiklin\u0119 vandens g\u0117riau. Ka\u017ekaip sugalvojau papra\u0161yt.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie ne visai blaivias atostogas vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201ePris\u0117dom prie tos scenos, sakom pas k\u0105 koks pulsas \u2013 pas visus 140.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie ne visai blaivias atostogas vol.3:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan ka\u017ekaip steb\u0117tinai gerai pachmas neima. Mai\u0161ai po akimis nesusidaro. \u010cia d\u0117l to, kad vandens negeriu.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie Peter Doherty:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 tokios gravitacijos aplink \u017emog\u0173 scenoje nesu mat\u0119s gyvenime.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie Peter Doherty vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eTai yra labiausiai nemir\u0119s \u017emogus, kuris tur\u0117jo numirt.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie sukritusias aplinkybes:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan \u0161iemet ka\u017ekaip laisva forma gaunasi nei\u0161gert.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie vidin\u012f Shazam\u0105:<\/p>\n

-\u010cia Simple Red?
\n-Blem, ne\u017einau.
\n-Jo, jo, bus jis, ry\u017eas balsas toks.<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie maitinimo versl\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVisi tavo darb\u0105 deda \u012f burn\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie Helsink\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai atrodo daug i\u0161gerian\u010di\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie Helsink\u012f vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eSuomiai absoliu\u010diai nesistengia d\u0117l gro\u017eio.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie Helsink\u012f vol.3:<\/p>\n

\u201eN\u0117ra, kad \u010dia labai jaust\u0173si longevity trendas.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie Helsink\u012f vol.4:<\/p>\n

-Ma\u010diau vien\u0105 gra\u017ei\u0105 pan\u0105 \u0161itoj kelion\u0117j.
\n-T\u0105 kelte? Tai ten \u017einok ne vietin\u0117 buvo.<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie Helsinkio Suomelinos architekt\u016br\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia kaip Au\u0161vicas, tik be blog\u0173 nuotaik\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie destinacijas:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 apie Helsink\u012f esu daug skait\u0119s, kad nu labai nuobodu.
\n-Tai tik apie Kaun\u0105 neprad\u0117k skaityti.<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie nachos valgymo logistik\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan atrodo, valgant nachos reikt\u0173 paklausti \u017emoni\u0173, kas juos labiausiai d\u017eiugina. A\u0161 manau, kad labiausiai d\u017eiugina i\u0161traukti be pasekmi\u0173 \u010dips\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Be konteksto:<\/p>\n

\u201eYra Igoris ir yra \u012eg\u0117ris.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie gyvenimo u\u017esi\u0117mimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis tikrai ka\u017ek\u0105 su IT daro, bet ten labai neai\u0161ku nieks.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie tam tikr\u0173 g\u0117rim\u0173 ypatybes:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis mane girtina labiausiai \u0161ioj kelion\u0117j.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie rauginto agurko paklaus\u0105 bare Slojikai:<\/p>\n

-Perka agurk\u0105 kas nors?
\n-Perka, perka, paskutin\u012f slojik\u0105 atidariau.<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie proporcijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eMano koja dvigubai didesn\u0117 negu tavo.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.\u00a0<\/strong>Apie bat\u0173 nud\u0117v\u0117jim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 nuo\u0161ird\u017eiau vaik\u0161tau.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie atostog\u0173 pabaig\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 jau gal link t\u0173 negerian\u010di\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 keliauju.\u201c<\/p>\n

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