{"id":7498,"date":"2026-05-10T13:19:04","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T10:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7498"},"modified":"2026-08-30T16:51:28","modified_gmt":"2026-08-30T13:51:28","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3518","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2026\/05\/10\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3518\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3518"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sveiki visi, ir v\u0117l mes \u010dia, ir v\u0117l puok\u0161t\u0117 man per gyvenim\u0105 besibla\u0161kant surinkt\u0173 sparnuot\u0173 j\u016bs\u0173 i\u0161tart\u0173 frazi\u0173.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie nei\u0161vengiam\u0105 pra\u017e\u016bt\u012f:<\/p>\n

-\u012edomu, kiek kasmet mir\u0161ta \u017emoni\u0173, besikabarojan\u010di\u0173 \u012f lofto antresol\u0119.<\/p>\n

-Ypa\u010d sen\u0173.<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie nebuvim\u0105 target audience:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 Valinskien\u0117s i\u0161 viso kaip moters nematau, man ji labiau kaip toks didelis gyv\u016bnas.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie gyv\u016bnij\u0105 arba mane:<\/p>\n

\u201eMa\u017eut\u0117, bet kanda smarkiai.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Ne\u017einau, apie k\u0105, bet intriguoja:<\/p>\n

\u201eGeriau prad\u0117t su bulka negu pabaigt su bulka.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie simpatijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eCher \u2013 Believe yra kaip Landsbergis \u2013 labai daug kas m\u0117gsta ir labai daug kas neken\u010dia.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie nedickus tr\u016bkumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eButas fainas, tik gal toks minusas, kad lang\u0173 n\u0117ra.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie galimyb\u0117s:<\/p>\n

\u201eMoteriai \u0161iaip svarbu suprasti, kad vyr\u0105 galima perrengti. Tada smarkiai atsiveria deitinimo rinka.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie formatus:<\/p>\n

-Kokios formos meeto nor\u0117tum\u0117t?<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 tai sta\u010diakampio.<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones:<\/p>\n

\u201eVyresnio am\u017eiaus kau\u0161ai.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie situacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eAntiek nuotaika pager\u0117jo, kad net ne\u017einau, k\u0105 daryt.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie Milan\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eGra\u017eu kaip Berlyne.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161rankum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTeatro nem\u0117gstu, bet teatro kavines tai m\u0117gstu.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie nuoseklum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu gi atsidarei prosecco ir nul\u016b\u017eai. Tradicija m\u016bs\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie saviugd\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu i\u0161mok\u0119s tur\u0117ti ger\u0105 nuotaik\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie universalum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJi kai maloni b\u016bna, tai labai faina b\u016bna. Nu ir kai nemaloni faina.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie pagiring\u0105 \u0117jim\u0105 \u012f WC:<\/p>\n

-Nedr\u0105su?<\/p>\n

-Ne, man labai dr\u0105su.<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones:<\/p>\n

-Jis gra\u017eus, bet pizdukas.<\/p>\n

-Pizdukas yra jam netinkamas \u017eodis, jis \u2013 asilo beret\u0117.<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie susilaikym\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 viduje kartais juokiuos.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Be konteksto:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan labai patinka, kai vyresni d\u0117d\u0117s \u0161uoliuoja laiptais.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie poreikius:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai tr\u016bksta vyresni\u0173 moter\u0173 baruose.\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie pirmus kartus:<\/p>\n

\u201eDavai pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 pasisiosiu kieme.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie mano komunikacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKompliment\u0105 reikt\u0173 priimti kukliau nei tu priimi.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie susitaikym\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 taip keliaut noriu, a\u0161 dabar jau ir \u012f Ryg\u0105 keliau\u010diau.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie smurt\u0105 artimoje aplinkoje:<\/p>\n

\u201eTrys dau\u017etin\u0117s \u017eaizdos.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie renginius:<\/p>\n

\u201ePala, kaip vadinasi tas tautinis m\u016b\u0161is… Dain\u0173 dainel\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie Paviljon\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen, kur g\u0117j\u0173 sankry\u017ea ir parkas toks.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie tai, kai pasiseka:<\/p>\n

\u201eMano Egipto \u017eem\u0119 pavog\u0117 mano buvus kambariok\u0117. Realiai i\u0161gelb\u0117jo mane.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie u\u017esikonservavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes visi atrodom kaip Jennifer Lopez.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie ni\u0161inius pom\u0117gius:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 gal\u0117\u010diau daryt skaidres apie tai, kaip patogu tik su kuprine keliauti.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie atostogas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNet tie, kurie negeria, \u010dia \u0161iek tiek i\u0161geria.\u201c<\/p>\n

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