{"id":7448,"date":"2026-01-26T18:18:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7448"},"modified":"2026-01-27T20:19:40","modified_gmt":"2026-01-27T18:19:40","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3517","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2026\/01\/26\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3517\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3517"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kaip ir \u017ead\u0117jau, prab\u0117gus vos savaitei – dar vienas sparnuot\u0173 frazi\u0173 rinkinys.<\/p>\n

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<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> Apie prioritetus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJau geriau alkoholikas kaimynas negu k\u016bdikis.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie draug\u0173 rinkim\u0105si eil\u0117je:<\/p>\n

\u201ePrie\u0161 mane bi\u010das \u0117m\u0117 penkiagub\u0105 J\u0117g\u0117rio. I\u0161kart nor\u0117jau susipa\u017einti.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie gudrum\u0105 eil\u0117je:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai didel\u0117s eil\u0117s buvo, tai \u0117miau litrais.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie fainumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan faina, kai \u0161itam pasauly hiparikai prisigalvoja muzik\u0173 visoki\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie gra\u017eiausias moters k\u016bno dalis:<\/p>\n

\u201eOda yra \u0161iaip svarbiausias dalykas, nes ji u\u017eima labai daug vietos.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> Apie optimizm\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai fainai apsiniauk\u0119.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie negerumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eGirta moteris apskritai n\u0117ra gerai.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones, kurie bando teikti kitiems \u017emon\u0117ms pramogas:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis, varg\u0161as, \u017emon\u0117ms negali teikti pramog\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie genus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTa gimin\u0117 \u2013 kaip bobausis grybas, negra\u017ei.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie racion\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai ka\u017ekada valgydavo tik plotkeles.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

11.<\/strong> Apie \u0161ventes:<\/p>\n

– Kaip K\u016b\u010dios?
\n– Nu, kaip, kai pas mus 3\/5 \u017emoni\u0173 nesikalba…<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie \u0161akniavaisius:<\/p>\n

\u201ePoras \u2013 toks tarpdisciplinis dalykas.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie tr\u016bkumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eMane \u017eiauriai nervina, kai b\u016bna cinamonin\u0117 bandel\u0117 ir ten cinamono tr\u016bksta.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie neprigird\u0117jimus:<\/p>\n

– Klausau, k\u0105 moteris \u0161neka.
\n– \u016aSUOTA MOTERIS?<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie baro scen\u0105 SODE123:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iaip nes\u0105mon\u0117, kai ateini \u012f koncert\u0105 ir neturi galimyb\u0117s pamatyti grup\u0119.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

16.<\/strong> Apie kompromisus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 galiu priimti, k\u0105 tu sakai, bet a\u0161 neb\u016btinai sureaguosiu.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie nusivylimus krap\u0173 skonio \u010dipsais:<\/p>\n

\u201eEstrella prasijobino, nes suma\u017eino griovelio dyd\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie s\u0105vokas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 nesu a\u010dkarikas, a\u0161 vyras su akiniais.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Kaip reikia prad\u0117ti istorij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePer ka\u017ekok\u012f darbo bali\u0173 i\u0161g\u0117riau ir pagavo nuotaika…\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie evoliucij\u0105:<\/p>\n

– K\u0105 tavo draugai metalistai pasakys?
\n– Neb\u0117ra j\u0173.
\n– Mir\u0117?
\n– Ne, i\u0161augo.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

21.<\/strong> Apie save:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 toks \u0161iek tiek Liamas Gallagheris.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie save vol. 2:<\/p>\n

\u201eViens geriausi\u0173 d\u0117d\u017ei\u0173 pasaulyje.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie sveikatingum\u0105 ir k\u016bno hackinim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Geriu bor\u0105.
\n– Kas yra boras?
\n– Mineralas, kur\u012f galima rasti salotose. O a\u0161 nevalgau salot\u0173.<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie \u0161okan\u010di\u0105 balt\u0105 me\u0161k\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJei jai u\u017ekim\u0161tum \u0161ikn\u0105, ji subliuk\u0161t\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie gyvenim\u0105 po akmeniu:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu po tanku gyveni.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

26.<\/strong> Apie Jessic\u0105 Shy:<\/p>\n

\u201eJessica Lee.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie turkus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 labai vertinu t\u0105 j\u0173, kad kabo visur su arbatyte, bet a\u0161 taip nenoriu.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie bachlav\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eSu bachlava yra taip, kaip kad susipa\u017eintum su labai gra\u017eia mergina ir tada ji \u017eemaiti\u0161kai ima \u0161nek\u0117ti.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie Baranov\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis atrodo kaip bi\u010das, kuris i\u0161\u0117j\u0119s i\u0161 baro lipa ant paspirtuko.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0105 kunig\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePats nepopuliariausias kunigas vestuv\u0117ms, pats populiariausias kunigas laidotuv\u0117ms.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

31.<\/strong> Apie gelomirtol\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 jau\u010diu nuo tav\u0119s eukaliptin\u012f atod\u016bs\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie dozavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 turiu taisykl\u0119 \u2013 per m\u0117nes\u012f vienas, kad \u017eino\u010diau, kas t\u0117vas.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie kulminacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu tas epop\u0117jus, auk\u0161\u010diausias ta\u0161kas.\u201c<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Apie socialum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 \u0161iaip da\u017eniausiai priimu mint\u012f bendrauti su \u017emon\u0117mis neigiamai.\u201c<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie konditerij\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Kaip ten ta mini Pavlova?
\n– Morengas?
\n– Jo, jo.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

36.<\/strong> Apie re\u017eimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eProtatpinis \u0161otavimas.\u201c<\/p>\n

Na ir keletas naujadar\u0173:<\/p>\n

Kaip vadinasi, kai browseryje daug tab\u0173? TABORAS.<\/p>\n

Kaip vadinasi nuotaikos k\u0117limo prietaisas? VAIBRATORIUS<\/p>\n

O kas yra CUKRAUS T\u0116TIS ai\u0161kint turb\u016bt nereikia.<\/p>\n

Iki kito karto!<\/p>\n

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