{"id":7427,"date":"2026-01-15T21:49:02","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T19:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7427"},"modified":"2026-01-24T13:19:17","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T11:19:17","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3516","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2026\/01\/15\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3516\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3516"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sveiki, ir v\u0117l at\u0117jo metas pasidalinti sparnuot\u0173 citat\u0173, kurias i\u0161girstu besitrindama tarp \u017emoni\u0173, rinktine.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie ap\u0161vietimo svarb\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVa, k\u0105 duoda, kai ger\u0105 daikt\u0105 sugebi ap\u0161viest \u012fdomiai.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie \u017ealos reguliavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– A\u0161 ma\u017eas J\u00e4gerbombas padarysiu.
\n– Silpnos?<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie judrum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu esi teisus. A\u0161 labai m\u0117gstu jud\u0117t.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie grynus:<\/p>\n

\u201ePitakas yra mano m\u0117gstamiausias vienetas.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie Vien\u0105 vs Vilnius in 2025:<\/p>\n

\u201eTiesiog pigesnis miestas leisti laik\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie J\u00e4gerbombas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 j\u0173 negeriu. Nebent ka\u017ekas atne\u0161a.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie Falco:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip Pup\u0173 D\u0117d\u0117, bet normalus.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie entuziazm\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJie labai m\u0117gsta kal\u0117dines muges. Gal nelabai yra buv\u0119, bet m\u0117gsta.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie vargus b\u016bnant kairiarankiu:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 su de\u0161ine nemoku valdyt tav\u0119s.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie nutikimus all inclusive:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 pernai papra\u0161iau kokteilio Beach Vodka ir man tiesiog 100g degtin\u0117s \u012fpyl\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie ritm\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Kada jus nu\u0117jot gult?
\n– Laimingi laiko neskai\u010diuoja.<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie \u012ftartinas b\u016bsenas:<\/p>\n

\u201eAbejotinos b\u016bkl\u0117s ramuma.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie garso stiprum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u010dialina konkre\u010diai.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie talentus \u0161oki\u0173 aik\u0161tel\u0117je:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu tas \u017duv\u0117dros vyr. choreografas*\u201c<\/p>\n

*n\u0117ra<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie atsargas:<\/p>\n

\u201eN\u0117ra kameroj koki\u0173 ma\u017e\u0173 J\u00e4geriuk\u0173?\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie sprendimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eO tai negalima ka\u017ekoki\u0173 antaki\u0173 hormon\u0173 susileisti, kad jie augt\u0173?\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie tyrum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTav\u0119s nepriimt\u0173 \u012f dausas.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie sultenes:<\/p>\n

\u201eSauleni\u0173 nupirkau.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tus vaizdus telike:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia yra Sipavi\u010diaus ta b\u016bsena, kurios nesu mat\u0119s.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie universalum\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Nu ta, ta, kaip ji. Nu blondin\u0117 i\u0161 Eurovizijos.
\n– Tai \u010dia realiai apie 60 \u017emoni\u0173 atitinka \u0161it\u0105 apib\u016bdinim\u0105.<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie gamt\u0105 (arba mane):<\/p>\n

\u201eMan ma\u017ei nekontroliuojami dalykai atrodo pavojingi.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie stiliaus pasirinkimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eKurtk\u0117 man yra \u012fdomus sprendimas scenoje.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie balans\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVienas marozas gerai prako\u0161ia vis\u0105 t\u016bs\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie technologijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eI\u0161mokiau mam\u0105 naudotis ChatGPT. Sako, o gali paklausti, kur pab\u0117go mano katinas?\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161trus ant pan\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie \u0161ukuosen\u0173 planavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eO tai i\u0161 anksto susignybt nei\u0161eina ka\u017ekaip?\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie keliones:<\/p>\n

\u201eBudape\u0161e yra ne\u017emoni\u0161kai gra\u017eu, bet kas i\u0161 to.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie Var\u0161uv\u0105, rodo \u012f bal\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia kaip \u0160nipi\u0161k\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie Var\u0161uv\u0105 vol. 2:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip skaniai pakvipo i\u0161metamosiom dujom.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie Var\u0161uv\u0105 vol. 3:<\/p>\n

\u201ePer ma\u017eai ten estetikos buvo i\u0161 lenk\u0173 pus\u0117s, ne tik i\u0161 m\u016bs\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie interesus festivalyje:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 nenoriu to meno matyt.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie judes\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai ne krito, jinai sliuog\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie vunderkizm\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVisi man\u0119s nem\u0117go, nes a\u0161 pirmas prad\u0117jau \u0161nek\u0117ti.\u201c<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Apie raid\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu ant jo \u0161iaip matosi, kad ka\u017ekuriuo momentu nustojo eit \u012f mokykl\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie apsipa\u017einimus X-faktoriuje:<\/p>\n

– \u010cia Jazzu taip atrodo?!
\n– \u010cia gi Cholina.<\/p>\n

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36.<\/strong> Apie mad\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eAr kada atrod\u0117 gerai brid\u017eai bi\u010diams?\u201c<\/p>\n

37.<\/strong> Apie (ne)talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eSu chronologine atmintim a\u0161 nieko bendro neturiu.\u201c<\/p>\n

Tai tiek. Labai greitai bus ir kitas rinkinukas, stay tuned.<\/p>\n

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