{"id":7350,"date":"2025-04-13T18:41:32","date_gmt":"2025-04-13T15:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7350"},"modified":"2025-07-29T21:07:08","modified_gmt":"2025-07-29T18:07:08","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3514","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2025\/04\/13\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3514\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3514"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ir v\u0117l nepasteb\u0117tai prab\u0117go pusmetis nuo paskutiniosios rinktin\u0117s. Laikas pasitaisyt. Va\u017eiuojam.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7352\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_9c797cb3405e98699a2b75fb158caa77_e04b23dc_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"467\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_9c797cb3405e98699a2b75fb158caa77_e04b23dc_1280.jpg 735w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_9c797cb3405e98699a2b75fb158caa77_e04b23dc_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_9c797cb3405e98699a2b75fb158caa77_e04b23dc_1280-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Apie netobulumus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eGali b\u016bti, kad mano silpnyb\u0117 yra nor\u0117jimas daugiau gert.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tas baimes:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMan ma\u017ei nekontroliuojami dalykai atrodo pavojingi.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tas baimes vol.2:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 ka\u017ekaip labai bijau dideli\u0173 alyvuogi\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> Apie dedikacij\u0105 vakarui:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 jei neim\u010diau antro, neim\u010diau ir pirmo.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> Apie d\u0117snius:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKuo didesn\u0117 nosis, tuo didesn\u0117 sloga.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7354\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_37426fef84cbac2bd38358facf049f67_1f427a62_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"606\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_37426fef84cbac2bd38358facf049f67_1f427a62_1280.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_37426fef84cbac2bd38358facf049f67_1f427a62_1280-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_37426fef84cbac2bd38358facf049f67_1f427a62_1280-820x1024.jpg 820w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_37426fef84cbac2bd38358facf049f67_1f427a62_1280-768x959.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong> Apie kelion\u0117s optimizavim\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMes i\u0161sikviet\u0117m Bolt\u0105, kad va\u017eiuot pas Uber\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.<\/strong> Apie jautrumo valdym\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 Titaniko dabar \u017ei\u016briu tik pus\u0119.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.<\/strong> Apie Mikeland\u017eelo Dovyd\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJis ten ka\u017ekoks vyras buvo, kur ka\u017ek\u0105 nukov\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161rankum\u0105 atmosferai:<\/p>\n<p>\u201e&#8230;ir kadangi man nebuvo vibrant, a\u0161 sakau \u2013 a\u0161 p*zdinu namo.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.<\/strong> Apie naminius augalus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u017dinai, k\u0105? V\u0117zd\u016bn\u0117s nerekomenduoju, nes ji dramatic as bitch.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7355\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_4e8bf5b419ab27abe731ba324eee44c6_1767a467_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_4e8bf5b419ab27abe731ba324eee44c6_1767a467_640.jpg 632w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_4e8bf5b419ab27abe731ba324eee44c6_1767a467_640-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>11.<\/strong> Apie gyvenim\u0105 Jurbarke:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMano senelis yra nup*zdin\u0119s i\u0161 \u012fmon\u0117s vis\u0105 traktori\u0173, i\u0161ard\u0119s ir pardav\u0119s. Sako, \u201enema\u010diau jokio traktoriaus.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>12.<\/strong> Apie Lietuvos bohemos tr\u016bkumus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMan atrodo, kad m\u016bs\u0173 aktoriai per ma\u017eai narkotik\u0173 vartoja.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>13.<\/strong> Apie sportinius pasiekimus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201ePochuj man yra.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>14.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117t\u0105 pertekli\u0173:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 galb\u016bt esu persisotinusi obuoli\u0173 s\u016brio.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>15.<\/strong> Apie Zuikio dar\u017e\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMan patinka jaust akmen\u012f ir yra daug \u017ealumyn\u0173, g\u0117li\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7356\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_983513266c5e6daf9c35f93b27d76e5e_8350ceeb_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"516\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_983513266c5e6daf9c35f93b27d76e5e_8350ceeb_500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_983513266c5e6daf9c35f93b27d76e5e_8350ceeb_500-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>16.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tus talentus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKaip tu i\u0161skleidei taip gra\u017eiai savo bulv\u0119?\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>17.<\/strong> Apie kinologini\u0173 \u017eini\u0173 tr\u016bkum\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKokia veisl\u0117? Taif\u016bnas?\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>18.<\/strong> Apie vaginalin\u012f orgazm\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNu a\u0161 \u017einau, kad \u017emon\u0117ms yra buv\u0119, bet man n\u0117ra pasitaik\u0119.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>19.<\/strong> Apie savus ritmus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 i\u0161 t\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173, kur m\u0117gsta pagul\u0117t. Man reikia trij\u0173 valand\u0173 atsipeik\u0117t.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>20.<\/strong> Apie kolektyvines i\u0161vykas:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLabai faina yra ilgai va\u017eiuoti autobusu ir i\u0161gerin\u0117t ten truput\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7357\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_8c0f4d1ff846fdfa51633f3213707369_0b5129ff_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"531\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_8c0f4d1ff846fdfa51633f3213707369_0b5129ff_640.jpg 636w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_8c0f4d1ff846fdfa51633f3213707369_0b5129ff_640-257x300.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>21.<\/strong> Apie pasikeitus\u012f nejaukumo fokus\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eOi ne, ne, d\u0117l joki\u0173 t\u016bs\u0173 jau nejauku nebeb\u016bna. Man dabar nejauku, kai a\u0161 kebab\u0105 suvalgau.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>22.<\/strong> Apie ankstyv\u0105 i\u0161\u0117jim\u0105 \u012f miest\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bet tai naktis dar jauna.<br \/>\n&#8211; A\u0161 nesu pratus b\u016bt tokioj jaunoj nakty.<\/p>\n<p><strong>23.<\/strong> Apie naujus akinius:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNuo negyvos bobos nu\u0117mei Kalvarij\u0173 turge?\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>24.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJis atrodo kaip u\u017esibuv\u0119s vestuvi\u0173 sve\u010dias.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>25.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105 vol. 2:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u010cia Rokas Yan?<br \/>\n&#8211; Ne, \u010dia Kaikarien\u0117.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7358\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_fb30a69fdd0c8402b7e5e1776bbeb735_8621bb67_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"554\" height=\"687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_fb30a69fdd0c8402b7e5e1776bbeb735_8621bb67_1280.jpg 946w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_fb30a69fdd0c8402b7e5e1776bbeb735_8621bb67_1280-242x300.jpg 242w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_fb30a69fdd0c8402b7e5e1776bbeb735_8621bb67_1280-825x1024.jpg 825w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_fb30a69fdd0c8402b7e5e1776bbeb735_8621bb67_1280-768x953.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>26.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105 vol.3:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJis turi per daug veido bruo\u017e\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>27.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105 vol.4:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eVeidas i\u0161tin\u0119s nuo neg\u0117rimo.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>28.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105 scenoje:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eScenin\u0117 i\u0161vaizda n\u0117ra ideali.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>29.<\/strong> Apie \u0161i\u0173 met\u0173 Eurovizijos atrank\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDalyvauja tas gitaristas, kur ka\u010di\u0173 parodose groja.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>30.<\/strong> Apie universalum\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMes visi ka\u017ekiek esam NT brokeriai.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7359\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_40f626652a65d3fc7216a42cdd41d582_6c04ba96_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"566\" height=\"645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_40f626652a65d3fc7216a42cdd41d582_6c04ba96_1280.jpg 1090w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_40f626652a65d3fc7216a42cdd41d582_6c04ba96_1280-263x300.jpg 263w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_40f626652a65d3fc7216a42cdd41d582_6c04ba96_1280-899x1024.jpg 899w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_40f626652a65d3fc7216a42cdd41d582_6c04ba96_1280-768x875.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>31.<\/strong> Stano apie dainavim\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJi profesionaliai atlieka \u0161it\u0105 veiksm\u0105 vokalin\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>32.<\/strong> Apie alkoholio veikim\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eKaistu i\u0161 vidaus, g\u0119stu i\u0161 lauko.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>33. <\/strong>Apie higienos standartus:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Neplauni petra\u017eoli\u0173?<br \/>\n&#8211; Tai kad namie auga.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu prie\u0161 savait\u0119 dar Lidle augo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>34. <\/strong>Apie higienos standartus \u012fsigijus \u0161un\u012f:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 jau susitaik\u0119s, kad kaspinuot\u012f turiu.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>35.<\/strong> Apie nepatogias alergijas:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMan nuo prosk\u0117s pasidaro tas, kad at some point \u017eiauriai pradeda kr\u016btin\u0119 spaust.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7360\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_45820017aed00bf9b618130700f59031_df74d674_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_45820017aed00bf9b618130700f59031_df74d674_1280.jpg 750w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_45820017aed00bf9b618130700f59031_df74d674_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_45820017aed00bf9b618130700f59031_df74d674_1280-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>36.<\/strong> Apie Nine Inch Nails:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNine Black Eyes.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>37.<\/strong> Apie kvestionuotin\u0105 populiarum\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eGal jinai yra garsi vaik\u0173 sluoksniuose.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>38.<\/strong> Apie \u012ftartinum\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eBalse yra atsaini gaidel\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>39.<\/strong> Apie prana\u0161umus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 turiu labai ger\u0105 common sense, o tu jo tokio neturi.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>40.<\/strong> Apie Savi\u010diaus \u0160punk\u0105:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJau\u010diuosi kaip Kal\u0117d\u0173 senio namuose.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-7361\" src=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_05880b195dd5a2632bec12ce006ab887_764eee76_1280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"578\" height=\"721\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_05880b195dd5a2632bec12ce006ab887_764eee76_1280.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_05880b195dd5a2632bec12ce006ab887_764eee76_1280-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_05880b195dd5a2632bec12ce006ab887_764eee76_1280-821x1024.jpg 821w, https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/tumblr_05880b195dd5a2632bec12ce006ab887_764eee76_1280-768x958.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 578px) 100vw, 578px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>41.<\/strong> Apie pirmus kartus:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eA\u0161 gyvenime nesu sutik\u0119s Naujako su negerian\u010dia moterimi.\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>42.<\/strong> Apie \u0161un\u012f po kirpimo:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDabar nieko pana\u0161aus \u012f \u0161liu\u017e\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Na ir keli naujadarai.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I\u0161tikimybi\u0173 teorija<\/li>\n<li>Sinickio sl\u0117nis<\/li>\n<li>Partybos ir pratybos (\u010dia kai mylimasis i\u0161varo \u012f pratybas, o a\u0161 tada i\u0161varau \u012f partybas).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>A\u010di\u016b u\u017e d\u0117mes\u012f ir iki kito karto!<\/p>\n<p>Jei patinka, kaip ra\u0161au,\u00a0 pad\u0117k\u0105 gali i\u0161reik\u0161ti tapdamas mano Patreon rem\u0117ju\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/Mahilablogas\" rel=\"external noopener noreferrer\" data-wpel-link=\"external\">\u0161tai \u010dia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ir v\u0117l nepasteb\u0117tai prab\u0117go pusmetis nuo paskutiniosios rinktin\u0117s. 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