{"id":7259,"date":"2024-12-01T17:14:52","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T15:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7259"},"modified":"2024-12-01T21:07:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T19:07:26","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3513","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2024\/12\/01\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3513\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3513"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kadangi sparnuot\u0173 pasisakym\u0173 u\u017eantyje esu prisirinkusi \u012f valias, sugalvojau \u0161\u012fkart nelaukt pus\u0117s met\u0173, kaip kad da\u017enai nutinka, ir nauj\u0105 rinktin\u0119 \u0161auti jau dabar – prab\u0117gus vos porai savai\u010di\u0173 nuo naujasio rinkinio. Va\u017eiuojam.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie situacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes fotkinom\u0117s ir tu u\u017emigai per fotkinim\u0105si.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie rezonavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia man labai pana\u0161u \u012f Antazav\u0117s \u0161vent\u0119, kurioje buvau prie\u0161 dvi savaites.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie sveik\u0105 maist\u0105:<\/p>\n

– \u010cia labai tikriausiai geras produktas.<\/p>\n

– Nu tai taip, tik neskanus.<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie blaiv\u0173 spal\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vien\u0105 vandens ir p.su i\u0161 \u010dia.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Vyrai bando daugiau su\u017einoti apie vok\u0173 pak\u0117limo operacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eU\u017esid\u0117jai kitus vokus ar kaip?\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie save (nekukliai):<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 turiu tiek daug i\u0161minties, a\u0161 negaliu patik\u0117ti.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie b\u016bsenas vakar\u0117lio metu:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu sukaisi verpete.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie Panev\u0117\u017eio \u0160punk\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia kaip Manhattanas, tik suma\u017eintas.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie atsakomybes:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 rytoj turiu did\u017eiul\u012f fizin\u012f susitikim\u0105 su auk\u0161tais vadovais.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai \u017eiauriai gra\u017ei yra. Palyginus.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105 vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai pana\u0161i \u012f t\u0105 pingvin\u0105 i\u0161 Betmento.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105 vol.3:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis neatrodo 45i\u0173. Jis atrodo kaip labai blogai atrodantis 38 met\u0173 vyras.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105 vol.4:<\/p>\n

\u201eAnt tav\u0119s matosi, kad tu kitokia.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105 vol.5:<\/p>\n

\u201eD\u0117d\u0117 vaikas.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie atrodym\u0105 u\u017esid\u0117jus fullcap\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eAtrodai kaip milijonier\u0117, kuri eina pas savo \u017eirg\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tus talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161, beje, moku labai gra\u017eiai silkes filiuot.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tus talentus vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 labai i\u0161manau kampus.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie poreikius ir j\u0173 atliepim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– A\u0161 noriu miltinio patiekalo kokio nors.<\/p>\n

– Nu tai bulvi\u0173 i\u0161sikepk.<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie komunikabilum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekada band\u017eiau skai\u010diuoti, su kiek Iev\u0173 esu miegoj\u0119s.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie nepataikym\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes at\u0117jom per anksti. Ir i\u0161\u0117jom per anksti.\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie stichijas:<\/p>\n

– \u010cia lyja?<\/p>\n

– Ne, \u010dia \u0161niok\u0161\u010dia.<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie prierai\u0161um\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKart\u0105 pap.s\u0119s negali daugiau nep.st.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie ribotum\u0105 l\u0117ktuve:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dinai, ta situacija, kai interneto n\u0117ra ir ne daug k\u0105 gali scrollinti.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie kokteilio skon\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201ePernelyg egzotika.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie gars\u0173 simfonij\u0105:<\/p>\n

– \u010cia ka\u017ekas knarkia?<\/p>\n

– Ne, \u010dia m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161aldytuvas.<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie nedagird\u0117jimus:<\/p>\n

(Kaip tur\u0117jo b\u016bti) Diana, kuri ateis pas mus pirmadien\u012f.<\/p>\n

(Kaip buvo i\u0161girsta) Diana, kuriai teismas bus pirmadien\u012f.<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie vaiko prana\u0161um\u0105 prie\u0161 \u0161un\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu vaik\u0105 jau nuo 15os gali ve\u017eti \u012f Palang\u0105 led\u0173 pardavin\u0117t.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie tai, kod\u0117l reikt\u0173 pirkti virtuvines svarstykles:<\/p>\n

\u201eGal prad\u0117tum\u0117m konditerijos kokios pasigamint.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Bebundantys \u017emon\u0117s apie vakar gertus \u0161otus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTas unabomberis, kaip ten jis… Fireballas!\u201d<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117tas vietas, kur \u012fsigyjamas mobilusis telefonas:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen yra \u0161uolaikinis, normalus lombardas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Kaip gra\u017eiau pasakyti, kad vertyb\u0117s sutampa:<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u016bs\u0173 \u0161irdel\u0117s vienoj kertel\u0117j.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie naujus kvepalus:<\/p>\n

\u201eNeerzina.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie incest\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eInsektas.\u201c<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

A\u010di\u016b, kad skaitot, iki kito karto!<\/p>\n

Jei patinka, kaip ra\u0161au,\u00a0 pad\u0117k\u0105 gali i\u0161reik\u0161ti tapdamas mano Patreon rem\u0117ju\u00a0\u0161tai \u010dia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kadangi sparnuot\u0173 pasisakym\u0173 u\u017eantyje esu prisirinkusi \u012f valias, sugalvojau \u0161\u012fkart nelaukt pus\u0117s met\u0173, kaip kad da\u017enai nutinka, ir nauj\u0105 rinktin\u0119 \u0161auti jau dabar – prab\u0117gus<\/p>\n

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