{"id":7244,"date":"2024-11-17T18:52:11","date_gmt":"2024-11-17T16:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7244"},"modified":"2024-11-17T18:56:25","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T16:56:25","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2024\/11\/17\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3512\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3512"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vis atrodo, kad paskutinis rubrikos i\u0161stojimas buvo visai neseniai, bet, kai pasi\u017ei\u016bri, b\u016bna pra\u0117j\u0119 jau keli geri m\u0117nesiai. Tad laikas u\u017epildyti i\u0161si\u017eiojusi\u0105 sprag\u0105 ir jums pristatyti dar vien\u0105 turbo pasisakym\u0173 rinktin\u0119. Va\u017eiuojam.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie save:<\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u017einau i\u0161 tikr\u0173j\u0173, kas esu.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie kondicijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eAlkoholio trauka.”<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie kuklum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 kiek j\u012f pa\u017e\u012fstu tai, jeigu jam gerai sekt\u0173si, mes \u017einotume.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie nu(si)teikim\u0105 nuotykiams:<\/p>\n

\u201eSu manim tu nemirsi, bet nu ir nebus labai malonu.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie Margarit\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai geras kokteilis, labai gera pica ir labai gera daina.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie Circle K:<\/p>\n

\u201eTame Cirke.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie baimes:<\/p>\n

\u201eMane balsingos bobos apskritai g\u0105sdina.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie baimes vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekada man atrod\u0117, kad baisiausias dalykas yra nealkoholinis alus, bet tada paspirtukai elektriniai atsirado.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Esam Bergamo, ragaujam vietin\u012f maist\u0105. Mylimasis apie polent\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan ta Poltava visai nieko.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie u\u017eimtum\u0105:<\/p>\n

– N\u0117ra \u010dia kas veikt.<\/p>\n

– Visur yra kas veikt, kai yra alkoholio.<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Netik\u0117tai futbolo \u010dempionato metu i\u0161siskleidusio k\u016brybi\u0161kumo vaisius:<\/p>\n

Ital\u0173 futbolininkai<\/em><\/p>\n

Labai gra\u017e\u016bs ir tatuiruoti.<\/em><\/p>\n

Bet jei pamatytum, kaip rengiasi<\/em><\/p>\n

Nenor\u0117tum su jais miegoti.<\/em><\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Miesto \u017emogus, pamat\u0119s rabarbar\u0105 sodo aplinkoje:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia yra kop\u016bstas. Ne, r\u016bg\u0161tyn\u0117. Ai ne, varnal\u0117\u0161a.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnes u\u017eklasines veiklas, kai tau per 30:<\/p>\n

\u201ePas gydytojus kai da\u017enai eini, tai kaip b\u016brel\u012f lankyt.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie u\u017elipimus ant gr\u0117blio:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis u\u017e\u0161otavo. Jis pagavo kabl\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie plastmasines g\u0117les ant restoran\u0173 \u012f\u0117jim\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201eRealiai t\u0105, kuris prad\u0117jo vis\u0105 \u0161it\u0105 dekor\u0105 tok\u012f, \u012f Hagos tribunol\u0105 reik\u0117t\u0173 ka\u017ekok\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie tam tikras Kauno vietas:<\/p>\n

\u201eAtrodo kaip vieta, kur a\u0161 nenoriu eiti.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie jutimin\u0119 atmint\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan Budape\u0161tas turi t\u0105 pel\u0117sio kvap\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie pavidalus:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160itas veidrod\u0117lis atrodo kaip i\u0161 festo \u0161iknos i\u0161trauktas.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie publik\u0105:<\/p>\n

– O jau kontinentas buvo…<\/p>\n

– Kontinentas ar kontingentas?<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie vandeniu u\u017egeriamus, ne \u010diulpiamus vitaminus:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u012esid\u0117jau \u012f burn\u0105, \u010diulpiau ka\u017ekiek. Ir normaliai \u010diulp\u0117si.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

21.<\/strong> Apie paprastus pom\u0117gius:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 visk\u0105 m\u0117gstu, kas skanu yra.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie tabletes:<\/p>\n

\u201eJos stiprios. Ir didel\u0117s. Tos tablet\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie \u017eolininkyst\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eTaip, a\u0161 visk\u0105 imu, trinu ir uostau.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie materialin\u0119 pad\u0117t\u012f festivalyje:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iaip pas mus n\u0117ra k\u0105 vogt.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie antipatijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNicole Kidman, Mariah Carey ir Benas Affleckas man neracional\u0173 pykt\u012f sukelia.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones:<\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekokia pasip\u016btus jinai. Su savo tom baisiom i\u0161vaizdom.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eTas bi\u010das, kur su skryb\u0117le vaik\u0161to nepatenkintas.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie patirtis:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu buvusi tank\u0173 festivalyje.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie skon\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eVarniukai yra juodas alus, \u012f kur\u012f \u012fmai\u0161yta vegetos.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie tyrum\u0105 ir jo sudrumstim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 antiek netur\u0117jau nuod\u0117mi\u0173, kad melavau per i\u0161pa\u017eint\u012f apie netikras nuod\u0117mes ir dabar tai yra mano nuod\u0117m\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie prioritetus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJeigu man reik\u0117t\u0173 rinktis, kur praleisti pusvaland\u012f – ar tarp alkoholio, ar tarp maisto, a\u0161 \u0161\u012fvakar geriau rink\u010diausi alkohol\u012f.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie buvim\u0105 su vaikais:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 ne\u017einojau, kad Ledynmetis turi TIEK dali\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie Palangos tr\u016bkum\u0105 Vilniaus Senamiestyje:<\/p>\n

\u201eBet tai gal\u0117t\u0173 transliuoti j\u016br\u0105 kur nors.\u201c<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Apie savoti\u0161k\u0105 vaikyst\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 tur\u0117jau Teismo medicinos enciklopedij\u0105. A\u0161 labai keistai augau.”<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie savoti\u0161k\u0105 vaikyst\u0119 vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 buvau i\u0161mokus alpt prie lentos.”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

36.<\/strong> Apie savoti\u0161k\u0105 vaikyst\u0119 vol.3:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan gi leisdavo penktadieniais \u012f mokykl\u0105 neit.”<\/p>\n

Na ir keletas naujadar\u0173\/netik\u0117t\u0173 reik\u0161mi\u0173.<\/p>\n

Ateik ar\u010diau = arteik<\/p>\n

Trousers \u2013 trauzai<\/p>\n

Sidr\u016bn\u0117 \u2013 moteris (a\u0161), kuri labai m\u0117gsta sidr\u0105<\/p>\n

Projekt\u0173 dievas Pizius, nes pastoviai pz b\u016bna.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

A\u010di\u016b, kad skaitot, iki kito karto!<\/p>\n

Jei patinka, kaip ra\u0161au,\u00a0 pad\u0117k\u0105 gali i\u0161reik\u0161ti tapdamas mano Patreon rem\u0117ju\u00a0\u0161tai \u010dia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vis atrodo, kad paskutinis rubrikos i\u0161stojimas buvo visai neseniai, bet, kai pasi\u017ei\u016bri, b\u016bna pra\u0117j\u0119 jau keli geri m\u0117nesiai. Tad laikas u\u017epildyti i\u0161si\u017eiojusi\u0105 sprag\u0105 ir jums<\/p>\n

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