{"id":7168,"date":"2024-06-02T19:22:25","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T16:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7168"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:49:07","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:49:07","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3511","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2024\/06\/02\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3511\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3511"},"content":{"rendered":"

Man labai miela, kad \u017emon\u0117s jau kartais netgi klausin\u0117ja, kada gi bus naujausia \u201eApie tai, k\u0105 \u0161enka \u017emon\u0117s\u201c serija. Man visad atrodo, kad gi visai neseniai buvo, bet \u0161tai patikrinau ir tas \u201eneseniai\u201c buvo vasar\u012f! Nedovanotina. Tad skubu taisytis ir dalinuosi dar vienu i\u0161ganing\u0173 pasisakym\u0173 rinkiniu.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie einan\u010dius prie\u0161 srov\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis tada suprato, kaip veikia visuomen\u0117, ir tai jam nepatiko.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie ankstyv\u0105 senatv\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai pastaruoju metu daug apie nugaras buvo pokalbi\u0173, nes visiems par\u0117jo ka\u017ekaip.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie festivali\u0173 paveld\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eM\u0117nuo Juodaragis yra Naisi\u0173 vasara, tik su alkoholiu.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie savoti\u0161kus papro\u010dius:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai toki\u0105 tradicij\u0105 tur\u0117jo \u2013 per kiekvien\u0105 gimtadien\u012f koj\u0105 i\u0161sisukt.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie visaverti\u0161kum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 jau\u010diu savo vert\u0119 ir esu prabangus \u017emogus.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie Suodait\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eSu tuo Suodevi\u010dium. Oi, Sudeikiu.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie Moby:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis vi\u0161tas gaudo nuo skerdyni\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie taiklum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan atrodo, apspjoviau uod\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie Ma\u017eeiki\u0173 gro\u017e\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinais ve\u017e\u0117si mane per miest\u0105 ir a\u0161 net nesupratau, kada mes centr\u0105 prava\u017eiavom.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie pasirinkim\u0173 spektr\u0105 Panev\u0117\u017eio \u010ciliake:<\/p>\n

– Kokio kvietinio alaus turite?<\/p>\n

– Nu tai didel\u012f arba ma\u017e\u0105.<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie nelaimingus susid\u016brimus su pauk\u0161\u010diais:<\/p>\n

\u201eMane kai varna u\u017epuol\u0117, tai maniau, kad ka\u017ekoks ma\u017eas \u0161uo ant galvos.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie nelaimingus susid\u016brimus su pauk\u0161\u010diais vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan gulb\u0117 yra vien\u0105 \u017evejyb\u0105 su\u017elugd\u017eiusi.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161lygas:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes kai baig\u0117m mokykl\u0105, dar \u017eaid\u0117m tarpklasin\u0117se.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomius poj\u016b\u010dius:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan nutirpo skrandis.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie gardumyn\u0173 reitingus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJie yra antri geriausi saldainiai, kuriuos yra tek\u0119 ma\u0161inoj tur\u0117ti.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie prast\u0105 sav\u0119s reprezentavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Labai prasta jo profilio fotk\u0117.<\/p>\n

– O kas ten yra?<\/p>\n

– Nugara ir arklys.<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie ypatingus talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 link\u0119s suprasti, k\u0105 \u017emogus man sako.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie nedovanotinus poelgius:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu i\u0161\u0161aukei du \u010dips\u0173 pa\u0117mimus, bet nevalgei \u010dips\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie meil\u0119 sau:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 noriu selfie pasidaryt su savim.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie meil\u0119 sau vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu kietesnis u\u017e Google.\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Kaimie\u010diai (mes) vie\u0161butyje:<\/p>\n

\u201eKoj\u0173 rank\u0161luostis tai bus tas, kur a\u0161 vakar veid\u0105 valiausi.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Kaimie\u010diai (vis dar mes) vie\u0161butyje vol. 2, apie vie\u0161bu\u010dio gerum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip per Juli\u0105 Roberts jau\u010diuosi.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Bevaik\u0161\u010diojant tamsiu paros metu:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip gra\u017eiai atrodo tie visi ap\u0161viesti nam\u0173 vidai.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie \u017emoni\u0173 tipa\u017eus:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu jinai yra gili kiaul\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Pamokymai pakrant\u0117je \u0161okin\u0117jant per akmenis:<\/p>\n

\u201eAnt \u017ealio nelipk niekad, nes jis pats slid\u017eiausias!\u201d<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie gerai nusipirktus \u017eygio batus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 su \u0161itais batais pamir\u0161tu apie koj\u0173 egzistavim\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie stipr\u0173 vidin\u012f Shazam\u0105:<\/p>\n

– \u010cia Libertines, Babyshambles, ar i\u0161 viso vienas Doherty?<\/p>\n

– \u010cia tiesiog Arctic Monkeys.<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie daug ma\u010diusius barus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu realiai gali primy\u017et vidury \u0161oki\u0173 aik\u0161tel\u0117s ir tu neb\u016bsi legenda \u0161ito baro.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie specifinius pom\u0117gius:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai turiu meil\u0119 \u0161viestuvams.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie specifinius pom\u0117gius vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu labai i\u0161siilg\u0119s kamp\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie specifinius pom\u0117gius vol.3:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 suprantu, k\u0105 rei\u0161kia kampuotas daiktas.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie gryn\u0173j\u0173 pinig\u0173 vert\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 turiu casho, kuris yra ki\u0161amas \u012f objektus.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie socialinio gyvenimo poky\u010dius:<\/p>\n

\u201eTai normalu, kad kai pradedam gyvent vardan savo kepen\u0173, mes prarandam tam tikrus \u017emones.\u201c<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Apie situacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 tur\u0117jau situacij\u0105, kai b\u016bdamas 2 metr\u0173 \u016bgio sv\u0117riau 65kg.\u201c<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie tai, kas yra ir kas n\u0117ra apsi\u0161ikimas \u012f kelnes:<\/p>\n

\u201ePagal bet kuriuos kult\u016brinius standartus tai buvo apsi\u0161ikimas \u012f kelnes.\u201c<\/p>\n

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A\u010di\u016b, kad skaitot, iki kito karto!<\/p>\n

Jei patinka, kaip ra\u0161au,\u00a0 pad\u0117k\u0105 gali i\u0161reik\u0161ti tapdamas mano Patreon rem\u0117ju \u0161tai \u010dia<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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