{"id":7145,"date":"2024-02-04T19:33:08","date_gmt":"2024-02-04T17:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7145"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:49:29","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:49:29","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2024\/02\/04\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3510\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3510"},"content":{"rendered":"

J\u016bs\u0173 teismui pristatau dar vien\u0105 i\u0161ganing\u0173 pasisakym\u0173 rinktin\u0119.<\/p>\n

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<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> Apie k\u016bni\u0161kus nepatogumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan neb\u016bna taip, kad nie\u017eti, nes a\u0161 nesipraus\u0119s. B\u016bna kitos prie\u017eastys.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie gurmani\u0161kas pramogas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNoriu \u012f kavin\u0119. Noriu \u012f alaus kavin\u0119.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie abejotin\u0173 geb\u0117jim\u0173 nam\u0173 administratorius:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia tas pats, jei a\u0161 p.s\u010diau gryb\u0173 ir bandy\u010diau buhalterij\u0105 vest.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie vidutini\u0161kus standartus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen tie geri kinie\u010diai, nes po j\u0173 neskauda galvos ir neb\u016bna bloga.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie sporto personalij\u0173 i\u0161manym\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Ten toks boksininkas, Jomantas ka\u017ekoks.<\/p>\n

– Tai gal Maslobojevas?<\/p>\n

– Ajo, Maslobojevas.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> Apie nelaimingus nutikimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTryda ap\u0117m\u0117.”<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie Povilait\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eStasius metuose jau buvo.”<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie DJ Dalg\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eO jis vis dar dainuoja?”<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie kart\u0173 skirtumus prie DJ pulto:<\/p>\n

\u201ePas mane \u0161iandien buvo merginos, kurios pra\u0161\u0117 Rammstein \u2013 Highway to Hell.”<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Draugo besileid\u017eian\u010diame l\u0117ktuve nugirstas dviej\u0173 vaik\u0173 pokalbis:<\/p>\n

– Nu va, krentam.<\/p>\n

– Nepasisek\u0117.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

11.<\/strong> Apie namus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTikrai labai jauk\u016bs, gaiv\u016bs, dideli namai.”<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie \u017emog\u0173 su didingais \u016bsais:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dmogus, kurio antri gra\u017eiausi pasaulio \u016bsai po Rolando Povilionio.”<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie darb\u0173 saug\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eElementariai, su technika kad nenusitrenkt ir i\u0161likt gyvam, tai a\u0161 t\u0105 darau.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie tam tikro vakar\u0117lio nuotraukas:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen net ne HR material, ten Farai material.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesn\u0119 i\u0161vaizd\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJos bruo\u017eai tokie kaip i\u0161 \u0160vyt\u0117jimo.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

16.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesn\u0119 i\u0161vaizd\u0105 vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis turi tok\u012f spint\u0173 vagies veid\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie vardus:<\/p>\n

\u201eKarolis Voityla neskamba, kaip popie\u017eius, skamba kaip ka\u017ekas, kas Piano Mane s\u0117di.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie sav\u0119s vertinim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 kai augau, maniau, kad esu stilingas, bet buvau tiesiog kaip baidykl\u0117 laukuos.\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie melion\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip agurkas, tik saldesnis.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Vyri\u0161kiai, kai gr\u012f\u017eti i\u0161 kirpyklos:<\/p>\n

\u201eLooks cool, tokia filantropi\u0161ka.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

21.<\/strong> Apie v\u0117lyvus susipratimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 ilg\u0105 laik\u0105 maniau, kad nem\u0117gstu keliauti. Bet realiai tiesiog pinig\u0173 netur\u0117jau.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie u\u017eimtum\u0105 ir formas:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu, kaip bedarbis, labai \u012fmit\u0119s.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie fakt\u0173 patikimum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eO \u010dia faktas, ar TikToko faktas?\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie orientacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 \u017eem\u0117lapio pasauliniu mastu galiu pasakyti, kur yra piet\u016bs, bet kad \u012f juos eiti, tai ne.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie ry\u0161\u012f su \u0161eima:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 gyvenime su t\u0117vu daugiau minut\u0117s nesu \u0161nek\u0117j\u0119s.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

26.<\/strong> Apie tvarumo niekinim\u0105:<\/p>\n

-Per tave Golfo srov\u0117 numirs, nes tu nesulankstei pieno pakelio i\u0161mesdamas.<\/p>\n

-Kerlingo srov\u0117, bl.t.<\/p>\n

-BMW srov\u0117, Audi srov\u0117.<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie informacijos sklaid\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eRod\u0117 per Eurovizijos nacionalin\u012f kanal\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie oro nusp\u0117jim\u0105 ir ry\u0161\u012f su \u0161eima vol. 2:<\/p>\n

\u201eLazdyn\u0117liuose n\u0117ra nei baland\u017ei\u0173, nei varn\u0173, tik kreg\u017edut\u0117s. A\u0161 pagal jas \u017ei\u016briu, ar bus lietaus, ar ne. Bet nebeprisimenu, k\u0105 rei\u0161kia, kai auk\u0161tai skraido, tai reikia babai skambint. Bet a\u0161 su baba nelabai sueinu, tai taip ir ne\u017einau, lis ar ne.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie talentus:<\/p>\n

-O tu moki investuoti?<\/p>\n

-Nu kaip \u010dia pasakius… Praktika rodo, kad nelabai.<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie ry\u0161\u012f su \u0161eima vol. 3:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan vaikyst\u0117je buvo \u0161okas, kai mama susmuko ant keli\u0173 ir nematoma gitara grojo.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

31.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161ganingas id\u0117jas:<\/p>\n

\u201eGal\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti vaik\u0173 Dakaras.\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie geriausius kokteilius Vilniuje:<\/p>\n

\u201eJautiesi apgirt\u0119s, bet kaip puok\u0161t\u0117 gra\u017ei\u0173 g\u0117li\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie sunkiau \u012fsimenan\u010dius terminus:<\/p>\n

-Kaip vadinasi tas \u0161uniukas, sakvoja\u017eas?<\/p>\n

-Samojedas.<\/p>\n

Na ir naujadar\u0173 kertel\u0117.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kaip vadinasi \u012f\u017eeidim\u0173 sriuba? Bullyonas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Kaip vadinasi \u017emogus, kuris m\u0117gsta pereiti per barus, pasib\u016bti tarp \u017emoni\u0173? Miesto pabuvovas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Na ir smag\u016bs lie\u017euvio nuslydimai: Kaimo sadizmo sodyba<\/strong> bei Kazl\u0173 D\u016bra<\/strong>. Na ir \u201e\u010cia tik asmeniniam raudojimui<\/em>\u201c.<\/p>\n

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