{"id":7073,"date":"2023-05-01T21:39:06","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T18:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7073"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:52:22","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:52:22","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3509","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2023\/05\/01\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3509\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3509"},"content":{"rendered":"

Visas pusmetis prab\u0117go nuo paskutinio rinkinio. Taisausi ir skelbiu nauj\u0105 porcij\u0105.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomius komplimentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu toks moteri\u0161kas Tom Waits.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie suodai\u010dius:<\/p>\n

– Yra pana\u0161umo pas j\u012f \u012f Suodait\u012f.<\/p>\n

– \u012e kur\u012f, t\u0105 pagrindin\u012f?<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie suodai\u010dius vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu tas Siegelis.\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie Lapkri\u010dio 20-osios orkestr\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu Bir\u017eelio 26-osios bent jau paklausyk.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie Lebanon Hanover:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen tie Leban Hotel.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie pachm\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eO tau fizi\u0161kai chujova ar nor\u0117tum pravirkti?\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie smurt\u0105 artimoje aplinkoje:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017daid\u017eiam sliapyni\u0173. Nuo \u017eod\u017eio \u201eslapp\u2018inti\u201c.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie planavim\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Jis pirmas groja, kad paskui gal\u0117t\u0173 ramiai gerti.<\/p>\n

– Tai \u010dia kaip mokykloj, kai eil\u0117ra\u0161\u010dius reik\u0117jo atsiskaitin\u0117ti.<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie demografij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVatikane \u017emoni\u0173 tiek pat, kiek ir Giedrai\u010diuose.\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie u\u017evadinimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eAlaus te\u0161la buvo mano senelio kli\u010dk\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie titulus:<\/p>\n

\u201eP\u016bkas \u2013 lietuvi\u0161kasis Harvey Weinstein.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie faktus:<\/p>\n

\u201eGeresn\u0117 statistika yra geriau negu blogesn\u0117 statistika.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie pasiekimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 su tavim prad\u0117jau vertinti \u0161vies\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie nutikimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eVien\u0105 kart\u0105 a\u0161 taip p.saus su rog\u0117m, kad s\u0105mon\u0117s netekau. Du kartus i\u0161 tikro taip buvo.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 pakankamai poligloti\u0161kos prigimties esu, taip sakykim.\u201c<\/p>\n

16.<\/strong> Apie atokius pasaulio kra\u0161tus:<\/p>\n

\u201eGiluminiai Pa\u0161ilai. Gilumin\u0117 Jeruzal\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

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17.<\/strong> Apie konkurencij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMane u\u017ep.sa, kad daug gra\u017ei\u0173 gydytoj\u0173 vyr\u0173 yra. Ne tik, kad gydytojai, bet dar ir gra\u017e\u016bs.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesn\u0119 vaikyst\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eO tau mokykloj b\u016bdavo, kad reikdavo pildyti anket\u0105, ar varai kontraband\u0105 ar ne?\u201c<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161augus\u012f supratim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vi d\u0117lto suprantu, kad nereikia kepen\u0117li\u0173 daug valgyti.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie parodas:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen, kur ka\u017ekoks bi\u010das gips\u0105 ka\u017ekok\u012f pristato?\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie ne pa\u010di\u0105 geriausi\u0105 klaus\u0105:<\/p>\n

– Kokie \u010dia garsiukai buvo?<\/p>\n

– \u010cia buvo muzika.<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 viena akim visad matau ka\u017ek\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie tendencijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eYra g\u0117rimo kult\u016bra ir yra kablio nugaroj kult\u016bra.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie trauk\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u012fmanoma, kad tau duot\u0173 kebab\u0105, o tu jo neapkand\u017eiotum, net ir labai sotus.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie asociacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNusida\u017eiau nagus Telios spalva. Nu Ked\u017eio.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie pastabum\u0105:<\/p>\n

– O tu pameni, kaip ji per vestuves atrod\u0117, man pati gra\u017eiausia nuotaikos suknel\u0117, koki\u0105 esu ma\u010diusi.<\/p>\n

– Balta ka\u017ekokia, ar ne?<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie santykius:<\/p>\n

\u201eDeitinimas yra, kai n\u0117ra meil\u0117s, bet reikia antros pus\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie privalumus:<\/p>\n

\u201eMano draugai yra archeologai ir jie turi visoki\u0173 r\u016bsi\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomias parduotuves:<\/p>\n

\u201eBuvom Ik\u0117joj, o tada Dalmanke tam.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones:<\/p>\n

\u201eTa blondin\u0117, turinti problem\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie eukalipt\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia taip vadinama apokalips\u0117?\u201c<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie Lietuvos teatralus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 ne\u017einau, kas blogiau, ar rusij\u0105 labai myl\u0117ti, ar \u012f moteris televizorius m\u0117tyti.\u201c<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie paklydimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 buvau nu\u0117j\u0119s \u012f durnaropi\u0173 Reddit\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Apie dainavim\u0105 chore:<\/p>\n

\u201eMatos, kad ne i\u0161 Panev\u0117\u017eio, n\u0117ra tos agresijos balse.\u201c<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu tas garsiausias Lietuvos iliuzionistas, Stonkus.\u201c<\/p>\n

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36.<\/strong> Apie sud\u0117jim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 \u017eand\u0173 \u017emogus.\u201c<\/p>\n

37.<\/strong> Apie susilaikym\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 i\u0161g\u0117riau tris puodelius vandens ir variau namo.\u201c<\/p>\n

38.<\/strong> Apie laiko gali\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu tuo spiritiniu romu nustojai kvep\u0117ti, kai a\u0161 tave pabu\u010diavau Gedo prospekte. Gal i\u0161sivaik\u0161\u010diojo.\u201c<\/p>\n

39.<\/strong> Apie prie\u017eastis:<\/p>\n

– Jis toks li\u016bdnas s\u0117di, nes per ma\u017eai geria.<\/p>\n

– Ne, a\u0161 toks li\u016bdnas s\u0117d\u017eiu, nes per daug geriu.<\/p>\n

40.<\/strong> Apie l\u016bkes\u010dius renginiams:<\/p>\n

\u201eTik\u0117jausi blogiau i\u0161 Panev\u0117\u017eio.\u201c<\/p>\n

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Bonus track, naujadarai:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bono Kazo (Kazano ir Kamado Bono vaikas)<\/p>\n

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