{"id":7037,"date":"2022-10-27T19:48:19","date_gmt":"2022-10-27T16:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=7037"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:52:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:52:50","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3508","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2022\/10\/27\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3508\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3508"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tradicin\u0117 i\u0161ganing\u0173 min\u010di\u0173 rinktin\u0117 – j\u016bs\u0173 d\u0117mesiui.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie madas:<\/p>\n

\u201eMar\u0161kiniai trumpom rankov\u0117m yra \u0161\u0117tono ryk\u0161t\u0117 pasauliui.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie \u017einomum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dinai Lady Gag\u0105 i\u0161 Born This Way?\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie apibr\u0117\u017eimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip vadinasi tie r\u016bbai, kur \u017emogus apsirengia, kombinezonas?\u201c<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Susim\u0105stymai einant pro Vilniaus vartus:<\/p>\n

\u201eK\u0105 Laimutis ka\u017ei dabar veikia.\u201c<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie sekmadienio veiklas:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017di\u016brim tuos vaikus protingus. \u012eveik\u0117m \u0104\u017euol\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie pozas:<\/p>\n

\u201eGuli kaip J\u0117zuit\u0173 gimnazijos studentas.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie santykius:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dinai, kai porai \u0161nekantis \u0161alia girdi \u201eK\u0105 a\u0161 blogo padariau?\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie alaus r\u016b\u0161is:<\/p>\n

\u201eAntikrist\u0105 mes g\u0117r\u0117m!\u201d*<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomias \u0161un\u0173 veisles:<\/p>\n

\u201eAmerikie\u010di\u0173 akipl\u0117\u0161a\u201c<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie gurmani\u0161kus nuotykius:<\/p>\n

\u201eAtsibudo su XXL\u2018u.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie pageidavimus alui:<\/p>\n

\u201eAtsipra\u0161au, \u0161lageri\u0173 k\u0105 turite?\u201c**<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie d\u0117snius:<\/p>\n

\u201eSusitaikoma, susipinkama, susitaikoma, susipinkama, susitaikoma, susipinkama.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie progas:<\/p>\n

\u201eTaigi Donc\u0117s Montv\u0117s gimtadienis.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnius konceptus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen buvo tokie awkward sumu\u0161tinukai.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie Rammstein live show:<\/p>\n

\u201eTen geriau u\u017e visas tas sup.stas fejerijas.\u201c<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie prarast\u0105 pasitik\u0117jim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 savo v\u0117mimais nebepasitikiu, nes kartais kai pradedu, negaliu sustoti.\u201c<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie lietuvi\u0161k\u0105 genofond\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis atrodo kaip tro\u0161kinta bulv\u0117. Arba kaip po 6 stopki\u0173. Jei jam ant kaktos n\u0117ra prakaito, rei\u0161kia, ka\u017ekas negerai.\u201c<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie \u017ealesn\u0119 \u017eol\u0119 kitam krante:<\/p>\n

\u201eNiujorke tai pigus streetfoodas, pas mus tik susirenka barzdylos Tymo kvartale ir stumdo burgerius po 15eur.\u201d<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie Malek\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eDantis \u012fsideda ir Oskaras bl.t.\u201c<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie \u012fsp\u016bd\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eGarsas buvo toks, kad atrod\u0117 per u\u017epakal\u012f \u0161irdis i\u0161kris.\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnes ligas:<\/p>\n

\u201ePer\u0161alimo sindromas.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie galimybes:<\/p>\n

\u201eIr ma\u017ei \u017emon\u0117s gali pagimdyti didelius \u017emones.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie apgauling\u0105 \u012fvaizd\u012f:<\/p>\n

-Jis atrodo labai turtingas.<\/p>\n

-Ai, ne, ne, jis tiesiog i\u0161 Kauno.<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie bendras foto:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu gali pasisharinti, bet a\u0161 neresharinsiu.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie atsakomyb\u0119:<\/p>\n

-Jis mane \u010diupo, suko ratu, bet nety\u010dia paleido, ply\u0161o batai ir suknel\u0117.<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 vis dar manau, kad tu turi jam nusi\u0173sti Swed banko request\u0105.<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> T\u0117vuko bajeriai Miglei, kur valgo \u201eMigl\u0119\u201c:<\/p>\n

-Ar tik ne kanibalizmu u\u017esiimin\u0117ji?<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie b\u016bsenas:<\/p>\n

\u201eYra ta foto Instagrame, kur tu tvarkingai dar stovi.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnius bruo\u017eus:<\/p>\n

\u201eBet tu supranti, kad ant mano veido nesimato laim\u0117s?\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie standartus:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip kad seniems \u017emon\u0117ms atrodo, kad Van Damas yra stipriausias \u017emogus pasaulyje, taip jiems atrodo, kad ir Benjaminas Ma\u0161alaitis \u2013 protingiausias \u017emogus Lietuvoje.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie dali\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eGyvenimas ir taip pilnas kent\u0117jimo, tai my\u017eimas netur\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti ta sritis, kur reik\u0117t\u0173 dar kent\u0117ti.\u201c<\/p>\n

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*\u0160iaip tai Anarkist\u0105<\/p>\n

**\u0160iaip tai „i\u0161 lageri\u0173”<\/p>\n

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Va\u017eiuojam. 1. Apie situacijas: \u201eMes fotkinom\u0117s ir tu u\u017emigai per fotkinim\u0105si.\u201c 2. 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Pati buvau labai pasiilgusi, tikiuosi, pasid\u017eiaugsit ir j\u016bs. Skanaus. (O siaube, paskutin\u012f tok\u012f sura\u0161iusi buvau lygiai prie\u0161 metus!) 1. Apie t\u0105 fenomen\u0105, kad, kai kvepalai tau tinka, ilgainiui pats imi j\u0173 nebeu\u017euosti:\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Citatos"","block_context":{"text":"Citatos","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/category\/citatos\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/tumblr_ad7d27358bf85c4b606deb9e1c773085_454655db_500-1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":7350,"url":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2025\/04\/13\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3514\/","url_meta":{"origin":7037,"position":3},"title":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3514","author":"Mahila","date":"2025 13 baland\u017eio","format":false,"excerpt":"Ir v\u0117l nepasteb\u0117tai prab\u0117go pusmetis nuo paskutiniosios rinktin\u0117s. 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Apie nei\u0161vengiam\u0105 pra\u017e\u016bt\u012f: -\u012edomu, kiek kasmet mir\u0161ta \u017emoni\u0173, besikabarojan\u010di\u0173 \u012f lofto antresol\u0119. -Ypa\u010d sen\u0173. 2. 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