{"id":6959,"date":"2022-08-09T21:15:31","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T18:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=6959"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:54:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:54:50","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2022\/08\/09\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3507\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3507"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kaip ir \u017ead\u0117jau, dar vienas i\u0161ganing\u0173 citat\u0173 rinkinys – j\u016bs\u0173 d\u0117mesiui.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomius restoranus:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017demai\u010di\u0173 besotis\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie jausm\u0173 plotm\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu tu esi \u201eNuo… iki\u201c. \u201eBalto katino svetain\u0117\u201c. \u201eStilius\u201c. Visos.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie jausm\u0173 plotm\u0119 vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eVakar pe\u0161\u0117m\u0117s. Nuo \u017eod\u017eio \u201ePe\u0161n\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie kli\u016btis:<\/p>\n

\u201eSeni, jeigu yra siena, tiesiog pasidarai lang\u0105.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie nei\u0161rankum\u0105 kokteiliams:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan svarbu, kad alkoholio b\u016bt\u0173.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie \u017eodyn\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJi shotus vadina \u0161\u016bviais.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie pavadinimus ir ribot\u0105 erdv\u0119 skrandyje:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 tau tik priminsiu, kad tu Bukowskio burgerio nesugeb\u0117jai suvalgyti.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Ten buvo ne burgeris, o suvo\u017etinis<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie neribot\u0105 erdv\u0119 skrandyje:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 turiu talent\u0105 \u0161eimynin\u0119 pic\u0105 be \u0161eimos suvalgyti.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie laiko t\u0117km\u0119:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 kit\u0105met \u012fkopsiu \u012f ketvirt\u0105 de\u0161imt\u012f.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Kol tu \u012fkopsi, a\u0161 jau i\u0161lipsiu i\u0161 jos.<\/em><\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie laiko t\u0117km\u0119 vol.2:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 du kartus \u012f metus po m\u0117nes\u012f neg\u0117rimo darau. Va, pavasar\u012f dariau.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Tai kada \u010dia pavasar\u012f darei?<\/em><\/p>\n

-Ai, tai ne \u0161\u012f, praeit\u0105 pavasar\u012f.<\/em><\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomius bruo\u017eus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTu atrodai kaip \u017emogus, kuris m\u0117gsta saldainius ant pagaliuko.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie egzistencinius vargus:<\/p>\n

\u201eNuo akimirkos, kai tu atsibundi, tavo k\u016bnas vis labiau pavargsta egzistuoti.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie b\u016bdus u\u017esitarnauti pagarb\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 labai gerbiu \u017emones, kurie vasar\u0105 prie e\u017eero skaito. A\u0161 pats niekada to nedary\u010diau, bet labai gerbiu.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnius festivalius:<\/p>\n

\u201eDuokim \u017eaibu\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnes pareigas:<\/p>\n

\u201eFilosofijos procesorius\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnes pareigas vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis turi vadybininko i\u0161silavinim\u0105. Jis atlieka skambu\u010dius.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie pasaulio puodus:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 \u0161iandien namie Capirinhas dariau.<\/em><\/p>\n

-K\u0105 tok\u012f, kepenin\u0119?<\/em><\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie bulletproof problem\u0173 sprendimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 kadangi tur\u0117jau visoki\u0173 dant\u0173 tvarkym\u0173si, tai tiesiog i\u0161si\u0117miau kreditin\u0119.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnius flashbackus:<\/p>\n

\u201ePirmas, k\u0105 prisimenu pagalvoj\u0119s apie v\u0117mim\u0105, tai buvo tie pirmi nauji metai, kai u\u017edraud\u0117 bambalius.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie optimizm\u0105, avanti\u016brizm\u0105 ir Minimal Mondays trauk\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePo savaitgalio \u017eiauriai du\u017e\u0119s, vos s\u0117d\u017eiu darbe. Bet gal u\u017esuksiu.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie optimizm\u0105 ir avanti\u016brizm\u0105 vol. 2:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinai nieko nedirba, neturi pinig\u0173, bet sako \u201eVarom gal per mano gimtadien\u012f \u012f Singap\u016br\u0105?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie nevaldom\u0105 likim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eVyrui mirt nuo senatv\u0117s ar alkoholizmo yra tas pats.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie desert\u0173 r\u016b\u0161is:<\/p>\n

\u201eNe alkoholiko saldainiai, o senelio saldainiai.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie ikonas:<\/p>\n

\u201eBryan Ferry yra viso pasaulio Povilaitis.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie nuskamb\u0117jimus:<\/p>\n

\u201ePasakai \u201e\u012e Palang\u0105\u201c, girdi \u201e\u012e Malag\u0105.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie publik\u0105:<\/p>\n

„(Com)pens\u0173 sal\u0117”<\/em><\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie neabsoliut\u0173 palaikym\u0105:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 nejudginu.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Bet pisi prot\u0105.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Nu jo.<\/em><\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie pol\u0117k\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eLabai norisi fizi\u0161kai tave tvarkyti.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie \u012fdomesnes k\u016bno vietas:<\/p>\n

\u201eKoj\u0173 pla\u0161takos.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie nesmagius nutikimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJinais neg\u0117r\u0117 vakar, bet tokius pachmo vaibus skleid\u017eia.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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31. <\/strong>Apie nesmagius dalykus:<\/p>\n

\u201eSenukai\u201c yra excelis in real life.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

32. <\/strong>Apie paprastus d\u017eiaugsmus:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu smagu yra alkoholis ir maistas.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Nugirstas komentaras nepa\u017e\u012fstamai merginai u\u017e\u0117jus \u012f restoran\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip faina, \u010dia visi tokie su skirtingom aurom.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Id\u0117ja TSPMI magistrinio pavadinimui:<\/p>\n

\u201ePoliarizuoti tikslai\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Id\u0117ja naujo ba. albumo pavadinimui:<\/p>\n

\u201ePilietinis sielos karas\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Bonus track, \u012fdomesni tikri ir nelabai \u012fmoni\u0173 pavadinimai:<\/strong><\/p>\n

MB \u201eDid\u017eioji bendrija\u201c<\/p>\n

Kainas ir Abelis \u012fk\u016br\u0117 UAB \u201eBrol\u017euda\u201c<\/p>\n

O \u0161tai elektrikas \u012fk\u016br\u0117 firm\u0105 \u201eLaid\u0173 ved\u0117jai\u201c<\/p>\n

Bonus track vol2., filologiniai nukrypimai:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Socialiai i\u0161rai\u0161kingas – tas, kur daug rodosi soc. medijose<\/p>\n

Migr\u0117 – migrena<\/p>\n

Durneli\u016bzas – \u017eioplu\u017e\u0117lis, bet mielas<\/p>\n

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