{"id":6947,"date":"2022-08-02T00:41:17","date_gmt":"2022-08-01T21:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=6947"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:57:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:57:08","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2022\/08\/02\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3506\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3506"},"content":{"rendered":"

Taigi, taigi, taigi, po ilgos pertraukos sugr\u017e\u012fta rubrika \u201eApie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s\u201c. Vis galvojau, kad nieko doro pririnkusi nesu, bet va, kai sura\u0161iau visk\u0105, tai matau, kad bus ne vienas, o du postai! Nes 60 citat\u0173 vienoj vietoj tai jau toks truput\u012f overkillas b\u016bt\u0173, manau.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie crossoverius, kurie, tik\u0117kim\u0117s, niekada ne\u012fvyks:<\/p>\n

\u201eJei V\u0117g\u0117l\u0117 su Vageliu susilaukt\u0173 vaiko, b\u016bt\u0173 V\u0117gelis.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie crossoverius, kurie, tik\u0117kim\u0117s, niekada ne\u012fvyks vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eAkiniai su biopsija.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie gyvenimo m\u0117tomas citrinas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vakar buvau Trakuose ir buvo prasta patirtis.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie kritikuotin\u0105 darbo j\u0117g\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dmogus, kuris jai moka atlyginim\u0105, jis pralaimi.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie vidin\u012f Shazam\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eSkambesys buvo kaip Iqoso pakrov\u0117jo kritimo.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie vargus, siekiant palikt\u012f p\u0117dsak\u0105 \u0161itoj \u017eem\u0117j:<\/p>\n

\u201eBet kad tur\u0117t an\u016bk\u0173, reik vaik\u0173 tur\u0117t, kiek biologija sako.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie nepatogumus asmeniniame gyvenime:<\/p>\n

\u201eJo type yra taken, bisexual arba gay.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie nepatogumus profesiniame gyvenime:<\/p>\n

\u201eT\u0173 poet\u0173 gyvenimas n\u0117ra labai algom apdovanotas.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie prie\u0161taravim\u0105 lietuvi\u0161kiems d\u0117sniams:<\/p>\n

\u201eNiekad neband\u0117 \u012fsisiurbti erk\u0117??? Tu gal buvai lievam mi\u0161ke?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie \u0161iuolaikinius sprendimus, kai Anyk\u0161\u010di\u0173 Maxima neturi adekva\u010di\u0173 sk\u0117\u010di\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu tai googlinam \u201eSk\u0117\u010diai Anyk\u0161\u010diai\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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11.\u00a0<\/strong>Apie draug\u0173 atsirinkim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePasitraukit, kas negeriat.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie draug\u0173 atsirinkim\u0105 vol2:<\/p>\n

\u201eKiekvienas \u017emogus, kuris 0.3l ima, yra nuobod\u0173 nuoboda, neimk tu to alaus i\u0161vis.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie draug\u0173 atsirinkim\u0105 vol3:<\/p>\n

\u201eMano mama turi tik vien\u0105 draug\u0119 ir tai j\u0105 ne iki galo m\u0117gsta.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie b\u016bsenas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNarkotin\u0117 apsvaiga\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie vengr\u0173 \u017eaves\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u010cia jie ka\u017ekaip sugeba atskleisti negra\u017eum\u0105 \u012fvairiais b\u016bdais.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie savo stipri\u0105sias savybes:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 duodu daugiau naudos negu \u017ealos.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie paslydim\u0105 ant \u017eod\u017ei\u0173:<\/p>\n

-Tuos, kur per Naujak\u0105 prie\u0161 dvylikt\u0105 u\u017emiega, apipai\u0161o bbiais.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Tai tu savo vaikus apipai\u0161ysi bbiais?<\/em><\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie balans\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eRyte joga, vakare daroga.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie publikos simpatijas startup\u0173 ekosistemoje:<\/p>\n

\u201eJammi yra m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161ird\u017ei\u0173 vienaragis.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie nesiki\u0161im\u0105 \u012f kit\u0173 gyvenimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eNe mums spr\u0119sti, su kuo tu miegi. Bet su \u0161ituo nemiegok.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie neapsikrovim\u0105:<\/p>\n

-Man jis toks nepatikimas atrodo.<\/em><\/p>\n

-Tai a\u0161 su juo nieko rimto ir nedarau.<\/em><\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie adresus, kurie n\u0117ra tikri, bet atspindi, kas toj gatv\u0117j \u012fsik\u016br\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu a\u0161 taksistui ir sakau, Kirpykl\u0173 g. 8\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie gra\u017eius prisiminimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eTai jinai buvo labai gera draug\u0117 ir mes jai buvom geri draugai atgal.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie sau klijuojamas etiketes:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 p\u0117stys esu.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie veiklos sritis:<\/p>\n

\u201eYra kirpimo meistrai ir yra knarkimo meistrai.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161laikyt\u0105 lyg\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eKiek tu gali gerai \u201eFaruose\u201c pasirodyti, tai jis labai gerai pasirod\u0117.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie avalyn\u0117s gali\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eBasut\u0117s man i\u0161 viso nesiskaito kaip apavas, kuriuo reik\u0117t\u0173 did\u017eiuotis.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie pernelyg ger\u0105 gyvenim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eLieviausia vieta, kur esu miegoj\u0119s? Hamakas gal.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie pernelyg ger\u0105 gyvenim\u0105 vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eKiek tu u\u017edirbi, kad balt\u0105 striuk\u0119 ne\u0161ioji?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie ne tok\u012f ger\u0105 gyvenim\u0105:<\/p>\n

-\u010cia gi ocean m\u0117lyna!<\/em><\/p>\n

-Koks dar ocean, a\u0161 ocean nemat\u0119s <\/em>(verkia)<\/p>\n

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Na ir bonus track, \u012fdomesni \u017eod\u017ei\u0173 duetai:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Buitin\u0117 erotika ir butin\u0117 erotika.<\/p>\n

Piterboras ir piriboras.<\/p>\n

Nuotakos ir nuotekos.<\/p>\n

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Kitas rinkinys – jau netrukus!<\/p>\n

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Taigi, taigi, taigi, po ilgos pertraukos sugr\u017e\u012fta rubrika \u201eApie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s\u201c. Vis galvojau, kad nieko doro pririnkusi nesu, bet va, kai sura\u0161iau visk\u0105,<\/p>\n

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