{"id":6800,"date":"2021-10-23T22:10:16","date_gmt":"2021-10-23T19:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/?p=6800"},"modified":"2024-10-01T13:57:37","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T10:57:37","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3505","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2021\/10\/23\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3505\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3505"},"content":{"rendered":"

Na k\u0105, kaip visada – puikiausi\u0173 sentencij\u0173 rinktin\u0117 j\u016bs\u0173 stalui.<\/p>\n

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1. <\/strong>Apie poras:<\/p>\n

\u201eJie kaip \u0161eima yra labai sveikintini.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

2. <\/strong>Apie nesuprantamo am\u017eiaus merginas:<\/p>\n

\u201ePaskutini\u0173 klasi\u0173 student\u0117s.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie dvejones prad\u0117ti ar ne scamerio karjer\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eScam\u0173 minusas yra, kad baud\u017eiakas gali pareiti.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie tikrus pionierius:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis pirmas Lietuvoj flateartheris buvo.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie gyvenimi\u0161kas patirtis augant 90s Lietuvoje:<\/p>\n

\u201eEsu ra\u0161\u0119s zajav\u0105 du kartus.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie \u012fsiv\u0117lim\u0105 \u012f rinkos tyrim\u0173 pasaul\u012f ir to padarinius:<\/p>\n

\u201eGavau lai\u0161k\u0105 kaip focus grup\u0117, kur reikia 2h atsakin\u0117ti apie ke\u010dup\u0105.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie etnologijos tikrum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePus\u0119 Lietuvos dievybi\u0173 80-ais metais ka\u017ekas i\u0161perd\u0117.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie prioritetus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vaikyst\u0117j triu\u0161\u012f i\u0161kei\u010diau \u012f saldaini\u0173 mai\u0161\u0105.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie infliacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes Lidlo apps\u0105 atsisiunt\u0117m.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie ribas:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan darbas neleid\u017eia normaliai mu\u0161tyn\u0117se dalyvauti.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Kai paklausi draugo, kaip brolio asmeninis gyvenimas klostosi:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 nusteb\u010diau, jei jis i\u0161 viso bent vien\u0105 moter\u012f pa\u017e\u012fsta.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie pasaulio progres\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePadaug\u0117jo elf\u0173 gatv\u0117se ir jie visi susikabin\u0119 rankomis vaik\u0161to.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie piln\u0105 serviz\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKai u\u017esisakai kebab\u0105, tau tur\u0117t\u0173 USB duoti su muzikos klipais, kad valgydamas \u017ei\u016br\u0117tum.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Jausmingi \u0161\u016bksniai draugel\u012f \u012f Danij\u0105 palydint:<\/p>\n

\u201ePastatyk \u012f viet\u0105 tuos fakin vikingus!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie prastas spalvas:<\/p>\n

\u201eChlamidij\u0173 ro\u017ein\u0117 yra negera ro\u017ein\u0117.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie savirai\u0161kos svarb\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eDainuojamoji poezija yra kai nemoki dainuot, nemoki grot, nemoki rimuot, bet nori ka\u017ek\u0105 veikt.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie misijas ir vizijas:<\/p>\n

-Kokia tavo misija?
\n-Mano misija \u2013 atsikratyti alkoholio.
\n-Kuriam laikui?
\n-Visam.
\n-O kada ta misija baigsis?<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie misijas ir vizijas vol.2:<\/p>\n

\u201eSabonis b\u016bt\u0173 dar auk\u0161tesnis ir dar gra\u017eesnis prezidentas.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie bruo\u017eus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis turi li\u016bdno primu\u0161to \u0161uns veid\u0105 ir atrodo, kad jis nusipelno b\u016bt primu\u0161tas.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie tai, kaip mano draugai mane pa\u017e\u012fsta ir pa\u0161iepia, kai pasakau, kad nenoriu niekur kitur kaip tik Vilniuj gyvent:<\/p>\n

\u201eJei Panev\u0117\u017eys b\u016bt\u0173 Berlyne, tai tu i\u0161 ten nei\u0161va\u017eiuotum.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie daug j\u0117g\u0173 nereikalaujan\u010dias sporto \u0161akas:<\/p>\n

\u201eNuosaikus, ramus \u0117jimas nachuj.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie humus\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eNu tas \u017eirni\u0173 dalykas.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie skirtingas film\u0173 preferencijas poroje:<\/p>\n

\u201eMan tai patiko \u201e40-Year-Old Virgin\u201d, o jai tai patinka filmai, kur \u0160iaur\u0117s Kor\u0117joje t\u0117vas \u017eagina dukr\u0105 ir ji po 20 met\u0173 tampa vaiduokliu. Ir biud\u017eetas 20eur.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie esminius klausimus, u\u017eduodamus vakar\u0117lio \u012fkar\u0161ty:<\/p>\n

\u201eO kaip j\u016bs manot, laivui atplaukus \u012f Niujork\u0105, tarp Rose ir Jacko b\u016bt\u0173 buvus meil\u0117?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie teisingose vietose \u012ftaisytas apsisaugojimo priemones:<\/p>\n

\u201eJei su kauke trinasi, tai vis tiek pastot gali gi.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie pasiekimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vien\u0105 kart\u0105 Keng\u016broje laim\u0117jau 42 viet\u0105.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie jautrias sielas:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis ne i\u0161 t\u0173, kur refreshinasi greit ant emocinio statuso.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie s\u0105moningai pasirenkam\u0105 nelaiming\u0105 gyvenim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 i\u0161 viso neklausau muzikos, \u017dini\u0173 radijo klausau paprastai, tai man mieste bet kokia muzika jau yra \u0161vent\u0117.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

Na ir kaip visada, \u0161iek tiek naujadar\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u0160v\u0119st sodybas <\/strong>\u2013 apie lietuvi\u0161k\u0105 sporto \u0161ak\u0105 va\u017eiuot \u012f sodybas ir ten smeigt iki mirties panirus \u012f kubil\u0105.<\/p>\n

Knapsula<\/strong> \u2013 \u017emogus, kuris jau tuoj, tuoj smigs.<\/p>\n

R\u0105stgula<\/strong> \u2013 kai labai smarkiai guli.<\/p>\n

Nepriteklius-chujiteklius<\/strong> \u2013 \u012f kompanij\u0105 stabligei-chujabligei<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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