{"id":6142,"date":"2020-05-21T22:58:37","date_gmt":"2020-05-21T19:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.lt.kirtiklis.serveriai.lt\/?p=6142"},"modified":"2024-10-01T14:02:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01T11:02:48","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3502","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2020\/05\/21\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3502\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3502"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kok\u012f kart\u0105 \u012f ketvirt\u012f surenku visokiausias telefone prisikaupusias citatas ir, sud\u0117jusi jas \u012f atskir\u0105 blogo \u012fra\u0161\u0105, paleid\u017eiu \u012f plat\u0173j\u012f interneto pasaul\u012f. Ir v\u0117l susikaup\u0117, tad va\u017eiuojam, nestabdom.<\/p>\n

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\n1.\u00a0<\/strong> Apie nauj\u0105 kamp\u0105 klasikin\u0117se patarl\u0117se:<\/p>\n

„Lazda turi vien\u0105 gal\u0105 ir jis labai a\u0161trus”<\/p>\n

2. <\/strong>Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105, kurioje visko u\u017etenka:<\/p>\n

„Jis atrodo kaip jaunas t\u0117vas.”<\/p>\n

3. <\/strong>Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105, kurioje ka\u017eko visgi tr\u016bksta:<\/p>\n

„Jis turi gra\u017eaus bi\u010do vaib\u0105.”<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie dar negird\u0117tas supergalias:<\/p>\n

„Jis sup*so mano \u017eiebtuv\u0117l\u012f savo \u017eavesiu”<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie nesmagias patirtis augant kaime:<\/p>\n

„Kalbant apie kaimynus, tai kaimynas yra perd\u016br\u0119s mano katin\u0105 su \u0161ak\u0117mis.”<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie skirtingai vertinam\u0105 dalyk\u0173 gro\u017e\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201cTau auskarai spenelyje yra gra\u017eiausias dalykas pasaulyje? Tu dar ne\u017einai, kas yra gra\u017eiausias dalykas pasaulyje. A tu Machu Picchu buvai?!\u201d<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie nelaimingas pabaigas:<\/p>\n

-Ir tu u\u017emigdei katin\u0105?<\/p>\n

-Jis pats u\u017emigo.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie keistok\u0105 paklaus\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201cO b\u016bna pirkt \u017earij\u0173?\u201d<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie santykius ir veiklos sritis:<\/p>\n

\u201cRy\u0161ium su visuomene.\u201d<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie keistas gyvenimo situacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201cNiekada nemaniau, kad mano gimtadienis taps ta vieta, kur diskutuojama, ar reikalingos laiptin\u0117s.\u201d<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie prie\u017eastis:<\/p>\n

\u201cMan skauda nugar\u0105, gal \u010diu\u017einys sugedo.\u201d<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie silpn\u0105sias vietas:<\/p>\n

\u201cTokius \u017emones kaip mes galima pad\u016bchinti \u0161velnumu.\u201d<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie vilt\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201cO gal tas \u017emogus band\u0117 i\u0161lipti i\u0161 savo intelekto griovio?\u201d<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie \u017emones su i\u0161skirtiniais bruo\u017eais:<\/p>\n

-Ten tas be dant\u0173?<\/p>\n

-Tai ne, jis turi dantis, bet papuv\u0119 jie ten.<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie interjer\u0105 su kabliuku:<\/p>\n

„Jo, ten tokia kilimin\u0117 vieta.”<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie dalykus, kurie yra meant to be:<\/p>\n

„Mano balso ir tavo aus\u0173 derinys.”<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie jausmingai i\u0161reik\u0161t\u0105 nenor\u0105:<\/p>\n

„Gink bl*t dieve.”<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Kreipimasis \u012f \u017emones, kurie vykdo neteisingus i\u0161stojimus ne vietoje ir ne laiku:<\/p>\n

\u201cJauskit publik\u0105!\u201d<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie egzotinius student\u0173 potyrius (taip, \u010dia apie t\u0105 pa\u010di\u0105, kur buvo Akropolyje) ir jaunimo energij\u0105:<\/p>\n

„Mano draugas pasakojo, kaip p*sosi Bravarijos WC.”<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie jaunimo energij\u0105 vol.2:<\/p>\n

„Ten tai vaik\u0173 dar\u017eelis ant steroid\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

21.<\/strong> Apie draug\u0173 humoro jausmo situacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201cMano draugai n\u0117ra pa\u010dio bal\u010diausio humoro m\u0117g\u0117jai.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie kriterijus renkantis kavalieri\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201cJo problemos yra \u012fdomesn\u0117s negu to kito.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie \u0117jim\u0105 per pragar\u0105 iki galo:<\/p>\n

\u201cJeigu jau visi u\u017es\u0117dom ant heito traukinuko, tai va\u017eiuojam iki paskutin\u0117s stotel\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie garsiai aptariamus planus prie\u0161 einant \u012f MO:<\/p>\n

-Tai ir \u012f M\u00e9k\u0105 u\u017esukit.<\/p>\n

-\u012e Rimiak\u0105?<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie grie\u017etus principus:<\/p>\n

\u201cNetikiu p\u016btimu, p\u016btimas yra nenat\u016brali intervencija \u012f maist\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie balt\u0173 milteli\u0173 paplitim\u0105 \u0161vent\u0117se:<\/p>\n

\u201cViduj pusto, lauke \u2013 ne.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie turting\u0105 vidin\u012f pasaul\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201cTie \u0161unys yra didesn\u0117s asmenyb\u0117s negu tie \u017emon\u0117s, kurie juos augina.\u201d<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie turting\u0105 vidin\u012f pasaul\u012f vol. 2:<\/p>\n

\u201cAuk\u0161tos klas\u0117s, bet \u017eemos prabos \u017emon\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie kauki\u0173 vaidmen\u012f ie\u0161kant kavalieriaus:<\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 tur\u0117\u010diau \u012fsimyl\u0117ti \u017emog\u0173 su gele\u017eine kauke.\u201d<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie konkre\u010di\u0105 pozicij\u0105 lava\u0161\u0173 at\u017evilgiu:<\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 nem\u0117gstu wrap\u0173, jeigu tai n\u0117ra kebabas.\u201d<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie dalykus, kurie i\u0161\u0161aukia jausmus:<\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 tai nuo\u0161ird\u017eiai verkiu nuo tailandieti\u0161k\u0173 reklam\u0173.\u201d<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105 su kabliuku:<\/p>\n

„Ji atrodo kaip buhalter\u0117 su Octoberfest u\u017euominomis.”<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie pasigirtinas gotikines patirtis:<\/p>\n

„Jis pasakojo, kad mat\u0117 vampyr\u0173 orgij\u0173 video.”<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Apie muzikines kelioni\u0173 patirtis:<\/p>\n

„Gal jis gr\u012f\u017eo i\u0161 metalin\u0117s Norvegijos?”<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie egzistencinius klausimus:<\/p>\n

„Kuo skiriasi credo nuo moto?” (ne, rimtai, gal kas \u017einot?)<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

36.<\/strong> Apie tvirtus pamatus:<\/p>\n

„M\u016bs\u0173 santyki\u0173 pagrindas buvo Hesburgerio s\u016brainis u\u017e lit\u0105”<\/p>\n

37.<\/strong> Apie nakt\u012f Turkijoje, kuomet \u012f vie\u0161but\u012f, kuriame jau esi jaukiai \u012fsik\u016br\u0119s su chebriukais, atva\u017eiuoja du autobusai nauj\u0173 lietuvi\u0173, o vie\u0161bu\u010dio darbuotojai sako \u201epab\u016bkite sant\u016br\u016bs prie kit\u0173 tautie\u010di\u0173\u201c ir tas paliepimas sukelia grandiozin\u0119 prie\u0161ing\u0105 reakcij\u0105.<\/p>\n

„T\u016bkstantis lietuvi\u0173 ir viena naktis”<\/p>\n

38.<\/strong> Apie ai\u0161kius ateities planus:<\/p>\n

-Nori vaik\u0173?<\/p>\n

-Nu kol kas ne, o ateity tikriausiai irgi nelabai.<\/p>\n

39.<\/strong> Ir pabaigai \u2013 keletas puiki\u0173 naujadar\u0173, kuriems tikrai pritikt\u0173 rasti savo viet\u0105 gyvojoje kalboje:<\/p>\n

\u0160vaistoranai<\/strong> \u2013 vie\u010dik\u0117s, kur einasi leisti pinigus<\/p>\n

Pacanskas vaibas<\/strong> \u2013 pats geriausias vaibas su \u0161iek tiek draugi\u0161kai agresyvios energijos.<\/p>\n

Shurmulation<\/strong> \u2013 man atrodo, ai\u0161kint nereikia.<\/p>\n

K\u0117dyn\u0117<\/strong> \u2013 kai ant k\u0117d\u0117s bare \u012ftaisai striuk\u0119, kad nereikt\u0173 ie\u0161kot kabyklos, nepasimest\u0173, o ir s\u0117d\u0117t mink\u0161\u010diau.<\/p>\n

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Susim\u0105stymai einant pro Vilniaus vartus: \u201eK\u0105 Laimutis ka\u017ei dabar veikia.\u201c 5.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Citatos"","block_context":{"text":"Citatos","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/category\/citatos\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/312745545_496102245573772_3782404362128388848_n.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/312745545_496102245573772_3782404362128388848_n.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/312745545_496102245573772_3782404362128388848_n.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/312745545_496102245573772_3782404362128388848_n.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/312745545_496102245573772_3782404362128388848_n.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdhVvp-1B4","amp_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/tumblr_930ea41f2f30c229fc74458c93483248_53ada1a8_640.jpg","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6142"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7225,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6142\/revisions\/7225"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}