{"id":5973,"date":"2019-12-05T21:54:24","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T19:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.lt.kirtiklis.serveriai.lt\/?p=5973"},"modified":"2020-08-16T19:52:36","modified_gmt":"2020-08-16T16:52:36","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3501","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2019\/12\/05\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3501\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3501"},"content":{"rendered":"

1.<\/strong>\u00a0Apie maistini\u0173 d\u017eiaugsm\u0173 stygi\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 labai pavyd\u017eiu \u017emon\u0117ms, kuriuos d\u017eiugina vi\u0161tiena.\u201c<\/p>\n

2. <\/strong>Penktadienio nakties savireflekcijos:<\/p>\n

\u201eBle, a\u0161 bi\u0161ki at\u0161ok\u0119s nuo realyb\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

3. <\/strong>Apie stabd\u017eius gyvenime:<\/p>\n

\u201eJei jinai netur\u0117t\u0173 vaik\u0173, tai b\u016bt\u0173 toookia k.rva…\u201c<\/p>\n

4. <\/strong>Apie \u012fdomius asmenybi\u0173 tipa\u017eus:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis toks \u017emogus \u2013 \u0161iaurieti\u0161kos lazdos.\u201c<\/p>\n

5. <\/strong>Apie obuoli\u0173 s\u016br\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eAr \u010dia d\u017eiovintos sultys?\u201c<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie nenusisekus\u012f namini\u0173 gyv\u016bn\u0117li\u0173 auginim\u0105 vaikyst\u0117je:<\/p>\n

\u201eMano sraig\u0117s tikriausiai tai vadinasi mir\u0117, nes jos u\u017esitrauk\u0117 balta pl\u0117ve.\u201c<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie keistus jausmus:<\/p>\n

-Jau seniai buvau taip prisig\u0117rusi. Bet keistas jausmas.<\/p>\n

-Aha, ypa\u010d ant rank\u0173.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie meistri\u0161k\u0105 paslap\u010di\u0173 saugojim\u0105:<\/p>\n

-\u010cia kaip kai k\u0105 nors i\u0161p.si, tai yra internete ir tikiesi, kad nieks nesu\u017einos.<\/p>\n

-Tai reikia p.sti taip, kad neatsirast\u0173 internete.<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie termoreguliacijos d\u0117snius:<\/p>\n

-Jei k\u0105 nors kas kart\u0105 minint kaista ausys, tai kokios kar\u0161tos tur\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti Afrikos vaik\u0173 ausys.<\/p>\n

-Tai tod\u0117l pas juos taip ir kar\u0161ta.<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie klast\u0105, vaik\u0161tant ant #metoo ribos:<\/p>\n

\u201eMano deitai visada b\u016bdavo Portobello, nes ten 0,6 alaus duoda ir merginos greit pasigeria.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie asmen\u0173 legitimum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 ja netik\u0117jau, nes ji man asmeni\u0161kai nepatinka.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie netik\u0117t\u0105 po\u017ei\u016br\u012f \u012f kokteili\u0173 ingredientus:<\/p>\n

\u201eGersim Cuba Libres. Tai turim Cubos, reikia tik Libr\u0117s.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie konkretum\u0105:<\/p>\n

-Kas varo namo?<\/p>\n

-A\u0161.<\/p>\n

-O kur tu gyveni?<\/p>\n

-Pas save namie.<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie keistus pomirtinius tro\u0161kimus:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 noriu pirma b\u016bti i\u0161m\u0117tytas, o po to sudegintas.\u201c<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie vakar\u0117lio stadijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eDabar yra tas etapas, kai svarbu nieko nei\u0161versti.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

16.<\/strong> Apie visuotin\u012f \u017emoni\u0173 at\u0161alim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u016bs ten ka\u017ek\u0105 \u017evarbaus diskutavot.\u201d<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Apie meil\u0119:<\/p>\n

-Meil\u0117 egzistuoja tiek, kiek tu \u012fsitikini, kad ji egzistuoja\u2026<\/p>\n

-A tu durna, bl.t. Meil\u0117s n\u0117ra.<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie \u017eemus standartus kolektyve:<\/p>\n

\u201ePas mus \u010dia ne paty\u010di\u0173 kult\u016bra, \u010dia tiesiog kult\u016bra.\u201d<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie kanupol\u0105:<\/p>\n

-A\u0161 esu tikras, kad \u0161is sportas turi pavadinim\u0105.<\/p>\n

-Bet neturi ateities.<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie lotyn\u0173 kalb\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eIn vino veritas, in aqua chujaritas.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

21.<\/strong> Apie ateities planus tvarkingiau gyventi:<\/p>\n

\u201ePirmasis \u017eingsnis yra pripa\u017einti problem\u0105 ir tas \u017eingsnis yra<\/p>\n

NEPRIIMTINAS.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie buitini\u0173 situacij\u0173 paprastum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eBaikit, juk \u010dia \u2013 pradini\u0173 klasi\u0173 fizika.\u201c<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie s\u0105mojo kokyb\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eJo bajeri\u0173 temperat\u016bra yra nulin\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie sunk\u0173 susikalb\u0117jim\u0105 su tam tikrais individais:<\/p>\n

\u201eI\u0161 tos imties, k\u0105 turiu, tai 100% pokalbi\u0173 yra ne\u012fmanomi.\u201c<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie dozuot\u0105 meil\u0119 draugams:<\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u016bs esat geriau nei vidurkis.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

26.<\/strong> Apie nuosaiki\u0105 meil\u0119 sau:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 bi\u0161ki esu netobulas irgi.\u201d<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Apie motyvacij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 ne tai, kad palaidojau savo svajon\u0119, a\u0161 tiesiog netur\u0117jau svajoni\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie pavykusi\u0105 t\u0117vyst\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201eSvarbu, kad vaikai nei\u0161ne\u0161in\u0117t\u0173 televizori\u0173 i\u0161 nam\u0173.\u201d<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie pavykusi\u0105 vaikyst\u0119:<\/p>\n

\u201ePas mane namie nebuvo smurto ta tikr\u0105ja smurto prasme.\u201d<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> iir, nuo 2020 m. rugs\u0117jo visuose Lietuvos universitetuose pristatoma programa<\/p>\n

NAUS\u0116DISTINIS GITANAVIMAS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.\u00a0Apie maistini\u0173 d\u017eiaugsm\u0173 stygi\u0173: \u201eA\u0161 labai pavyd\u017eiu \u017emon\u0117ms, kuriuos d\u017eiugina vi\u0161tiena.\u201c 2. Penktadienio nakties savireflekcijos: \u201eBle, a\u0161 bi\u0161ki at\u0161ok\u0119s nuo realyb\u0117s.\u201c 3. Apie stabd\u017eius gyvenime:…<\/p>\n

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