{"id":5815,"date":"2019-09-11T22:09:23","date_gmt":"2019-09-11T19:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.lt.kirtiklis.serveriai.lt\/?p=5815"},"modified":"2020-08-16T19:54:20","modified_gmt":"2020-08-16T16:54:20","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3500","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2019\/09\/11\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol-3500\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol.\u00a03500"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ir v\u0117l mano telefone prisikaup\u0117 sparnuot\u0173 pasisakym\u0173, tad at\u0117jo laikas juos i\u0161leisti \u012f plat\u0173j\u012f pasaul\u012f.<\/span><\/p>\n

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1<\/strong>.\u00a0 Gyvenimo oksimoronai:<\/p>\n

\u201cMano mama nem\u0117go vaik\u0173.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

2<\/strong>. Apie sunkius rytus i\u0161 po vakar:<\/p>\n

\u201cAtsibudau \u017elug\u0119s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

3<\/strong>. Apie tai, kai lie\u017euvis nuslysta kalbant apie kou\u010derius:<\/p>\n

\u201cJis baig\u0119s kursus coachsurfinimo.”<\/span><\/p>\n

4<\/strong>. Apie stipr\u0173 skrand\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 paskutin\u012f kart\u0105 v\u0117miau kai moskvi\u010diai baig\u0117si.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

5<\/strong>. Apie exaggeratinim\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

-O jis labai m\u0117gsta vartoti auk\u0161\u010diausi\u0105j\u012f b\u016bdvard\u017eio laipsn\u012f.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Aha, gal\u0117t\u0173 dirbti Gineso rekord\u0173 knygoje<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

6<\/strong>. Apie nepa\u017eintas teritorijas:<\/p>\n

\u201cInstagramas? Ten nesu buv\u0119s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

7<\/strong>. Apie sk\u016bpum\u0105 b\u0117doje:<\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 turiu kas taiso indaploves, bet neduosiu.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

8<\/strong>. Apie \u012fsp\u016bd\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0160i\u0105 vasar\u0105 buvau penkiose vestuv\u0117se. Bet vienos i\u0161 t\u0173 penki\u0173 buvo brolio, tai ten kaip de\u0161imt gavosi.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

9<\/strong>. Apie nemeil\u0119 tam tikroms dar\u017eov\u0117ms:<\/p>\n

\u201cBakla\u017eanas yra beskon\u0117 kempin\u0117, kuri sukelia tam tikr\u0105 burnos sensacij\u0105.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

10<\/strong>. Apie meil\u0119 tam tikroms dar\u017eov\u0117ms:<\/p>\n

\u201cJis labai gra\u017eus tas patisonas, bet ne Robertas, o dar\u017eov\u0117.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

11<\/strong>. Apie pagard\u0173 gali\u0105 ir beskonius maisto produktus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c\u010cesnakas ir druska atskleid\u017eia ir kartono skon\u012f.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

12<\/strong>. Nebepamenu, kas \u010dia buvo \u0161nekama, bet telefone yra toks sakinys:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDisneilendas n\u0117ra apie seksi.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

13<\/strong>. Apie skirting\u0105 po\u017ei\u016br\u012f \u012f saik\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

-Tai kad jinai normaliai geria.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu po trij\u0173 sustoja.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu tai normaliai, ir a\u0161 ketvirt\u0105 i\u0161\u0117jau.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Jinai po trij\u0173 g\u0117rim\u0173, ne valand\u0173 sustoja.<\/span><\/p>\n

14<\/strong>. Apie nesustabdom\u0105 laik\u0105:<\/p>\n

-Tau trisde\u0161imt? Kada?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Dabar.<\/span><\/p>\n

15<\/strong>. Apie gera\u0161irdi\u0161kum\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 ryt jau eisiu su tokiu bi\u010du susitikti, kur jau tre\u010di\u0105 savait\u0119 kvie\u010dia. \u010cia bus tokia humanitarin\u0117 pagalba.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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16<\/strong>. Apie \u012fsakymus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDievas sako \u201cNemin\u0117k mano vardo be reikalo\u201d. Tai ankiek tu turi b\u016bt susireik\u0161min\u0119s\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

17<\/strong>. Apie lingvistinius vingius:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u017dod\u017eio \u201cpasibais\u0117j\u0119s\u201d antonimas yra \u201cpasigro\u017e\u0117j\u0119s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

18<\/strong>. Apie i\u0161laikytas preliudijas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 nesu greitas si\u0173sti nx, a\u0161 u\u017ebuildinu.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

19<\/strong>. Apie atskir\u0105 drabu\u017ei\u0173 dali\u0173 (ne)stilingum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201cKelni\u0173 silpniausia dalis yra ta vieta, kur jos baigiasi.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

20<\/strong>. Apie sunkius rytus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c\u0160iuo metu a\u0161 esu galv\u0105 pad\u0117j\u0119s ant savo rank\u0173, o rankos pad\u0117tos ant klozeto kra\u0161to.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

21<\/strong>. Apie \u0161altibar\u0161\u010di\u0173 mechanik\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cVirtos bulv\u0117s yra reverse ice cubes.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

22<\/strong>. Apie netik\u0117tus gastronominius minusus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cA\u0161 nem\u0117gstu \u0161erbeto, nes man nuo jo labai \u0161alta b\u016bna.”<\/span><\/p>\n

23<\/strong>. Apie netik\u0117tus \u0161ak\u0161ukos vardus:<\/p>\n

\u201cBuvo pomidor\u0173 ten toj kambu\u010doj.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

24<\/strong>. Apie ekstermalius verslus:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0160iaip muzikantui mirt jaunam yra geras biznis.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

25<\/strong>. Apie pamir\u0161tus herojus, kurie gyvena tarp m\u016bs\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201cVisi turi istorij\u0105 su Galkontaite.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

26<\/strong>. Apie netik\u0117tus talentus:<\/p>\n

\u201cMan net nejauku, kaip a\u0161 gerai atidarin\u0117ju Coca Col\u0105.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

27<\/strong>. Apie objektus Panev\u0117\u017eio ma\u0161in\u0173 turguje:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u010cia yra prakart\u0117l\u0117. Jei netur\u0117\u010diau, gal net nusipirk\u010diau.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

28<\/strong>. Apie komunikabilum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201cJi tokia imli pa\u017ein\u010diai.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

29<\/strong>. Apie polink\u012f \u0161v\u0119st su trenksmu ir penkiasde\u0161im\u010dia draug\u0173:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cTu matei, kaip jie ten tuos gimtadienius Panev\u0117\u017ey \u0161ven\u010dia. Mes tai duok dieve netikr\u0105 zuik\u012f i\u0161kepam.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

30<\/strong>. Apie sav\u0119s radim\u0105 su alum ant \u017eol\u0117s festivalyje nieko neveikiant:<\/p>\n

-Atsimeni, kaip sak\u0117m, kad \u0161iemet eisim \u012f visokias paskaitas ten?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ai jo.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

31<\/strong>. Apie visai ne creepy informacijos kaupim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201cMan patinka \u017einot, kur tu gyveni.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ir v\u0117l mano telefone prisikaup\u0117 sparnuot\u0173 pasisakym\u0173, tad at\u0117jo laikas juos i\u0161leisti \u012f plat\u0173j\u012f pasaul\u012f. 1.\u00a0 Gyvenimo oksimoronai: \u201cMano mama nem\u0117go vaik\u0173. 2. Apie sunkius…<\/p>\n

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