{"id":5706,"date":"2019-04-07T13:53:31","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T10:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.lt.kirtiklis.serveriai.lt\/?p=5706"},"modified":"2020-08-16T19:55:32","modified_gmt":"2020-08-16T16:55:32","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-3499","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2019\/04\/07\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-3499\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol. 3499"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u0117l delika\u010dios ir ilgiau negu b\u016b\u010diau nor\u0117jusi u\u017esit\u0119susios situacijos su hostingo ir domeno perk\u0117limu kur\u012f laik\u0105 tinklapyje nieko nera\u0161iau. Dabar, regis, jau viskas tvarkoje ir veikia kaip ir tur\u0117t\u0173 veikti, SSL sertifikatas vietoj, tad galim jud\u0117ti \u012f priek\u012f.<\/p>\n

Seniai besidalinau \u201eApie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s\u201c citat\u0173 kolekcija. Vieni \u017emon\u0117s kolekcionuoja monetas, kiti \u2013 Tinderio deitus, o a\u0161 \u2013 draug\u0173 pasisakymus.<\/p>\n

Kai blogas prad\u0117jo boominti 2015-aisiais, tokio tipo \u012fra\u0161\u0173 buvo daugiausia. V\u0117liau informacij\u0105 prad\u0117jau skaidyti \u012f ma\u017eesnius gabal\u0117lius ir dalindavausi po vien\u0105 kit\u0105 citat\u0105. Bet dabar jau\u010diu, kad prisikaup\u0117 toki\u0173 visoki\u0173 u\u017era\u0161\u0173, kurie vieni patys klausimas ar i\u0161va\u017eiuot\u0173, bet juos pamir\u0161ti irgi b\u016bt\u0173 nevalia. Tai k\u0105, va\u017eiuojam. J\u016bs\u0173 d\u0117mesiui – 35 citatos \u012fvairiausiomis temomis.<\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong> Apie gaudym\u0105si terminuose:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 maniau, kad batuta<\/a> \u2013 tai tiesiog moteri\u0161ka batuto gimin\u0117.\u201c<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Apie nat\u016brali\u0105j\u0105 estetik\u0105 ekskursijose:<\/p>\n

\u201ePagalvojau, kad bus negra\u017eu gamtoje vemti, tai gr\u012f\u017eau \u012f autobus\u0105 i\u0161sivemti.\u201c<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Apie aptariam\u0173 tem\u0173 diapazon\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eNuo R. Patisono iki patison\u0173.\u201d<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Apie tai, kaip \u017eaviai galima sulietuvinti angli\u0161kus terminus:<\/p>\n

\u201eVaikiuko du\u0161as.\u201d<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Apie Sati:<\/p>\n

-Dabar ji atrodo kur kas jauniau negu prie\u0161 15 met\u0173.<\/p>\n

-Nes kv\u0117puoja.<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong> Apie dioptrijas:<\/p>\n

-O tai tu prieblandoj blogiau matai?<\/p>\n

-O tai tu geriau?<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> Apie studenti\u0161k\u0105 i\u0161moningum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes studij\u0173 metais, kai u\u017et\u016bsindavom mieste, netur\u0117davom pinig\u0173 namo gr\u012f\u017eti, tai Snoriuke pamiegodavom, o paskui jau trulikai va\u017eiuot prad\u0117davo.\u201c<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> Apie identitet\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKult\u016brine prasme a\u0161 g\u0117jus.\u201c<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> Apie filmus:<\/p>\n

\u201eO tau patiko \u201eVandens svoris\u201c?\u201d<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> Apie Xbox technikas:<\/p>\n

\u201eBet kaip tik, kuo daugiau spaudin\u0117ji, tuo daugiau laimi.\u201c<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> Apie paros ritm\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iaip labai faina keltis su saule. Tik kad a\u0161 tik vien\u0105 kart\u0105 esu atsik\u0117lusi su saule.\u201c<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> Apie life hack\u2019us:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis nustojo kirptis plaukus ir barzd\u0105, nes ten kaupiasi intuicija.\u201c<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> Apie inovacijas:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 manau, kad sapnai yra vienas geriausi\u0173 \u017emonijos i\u0161radim\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> Apie night time munchies:<\/p>\n

\u201eAi, tai tu nori valgyti humus\u0105 su kar\u0161tai r\u016bkytais vi\u0161tienos gaminiais?\u201d<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> Apie diversifikuot\u0105 geranori\u0161kum\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 \u0161iaip nelinkiu \u017emon\u0117ms blogo, bet jiems linkiu.\u201d<\/p>\n

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16.<\/strong> Apie \u012fsp\u016bd\u017eius:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 buvau \u0161okiruota nuo kult\u016bros, nes man kult\u016brinis \u0161okas buvo.”<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Reakcijos, kuomet festivalyje pasikei\u010dia tau palankaus draugelio-barmeno lokacija:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iandien \u012fvyko did\u017eiul\u0117 tragedija. Mano bi\u010diul\u012f, kuris dirbo prie alaus, perk\u0117l\u0117 prie burgeri\u0173.\u201d<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> Apie supergalias:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dmogus yra nenugalimas, nes jam px.\u201d<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> Apie pateisinam\u0105 neapykant\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eKaip a\u0161 neken\u010diu t\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173, kurie gali valgyt kiek nori ir nestor\u0117ja.\u201d<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong> Apie saik\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 atradau t\u0105 tobul\u0105 balans\u0105 tarp kiek a\u0161 ketinau i\u0161gerti ir kiek nereik\u0117t\u0173.\u201c<\/p>\n

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21.<\/strong> Apie santykius su sud\u0117tingais draugais:<\/p>\n

\u201eMes tur\u0117tum\u0117m gauti Nobelio Taikos premij\u0105 u\u017e tai, kad j\u012f paken\u010diam.\u201c<\/p>\n

22.<\/strong> Apie poros paie\u0161kas:<\/p>\n

-Tai gal tu bi\u010d\u0105 susirasi kaitavimo mokykloje?<\/p>\n

-Peltakiavimo b\u016brelyje.<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> Apie ZEN:<\/p>\n

\u201e\u0160iaip d\u017eiaugsmas yra labai siektinas dalykas.\u201c<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> Apie laki\u0105 fantazij\u0105 piet\u0173 metu:<\/p>\n

-Gal nori mano bandel\u0117s?<\/p>\n

-Ar tai metafora?<\/p>\n

25.<\/strong> Apie terminologij\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eIt\u2018s not rape if we both cry.\u201c<\/p>\n

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26.<\/strong> Apie judesio \u012fpro\u010dius:<\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 niekada pe\u010diais ne\u0161oku.\u201c<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> Kau\u010dina draugai:<\/p>\n

\u201eNedaryk nieko, k\u0105 a\u0161 dary\u010diau.\u201c<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> Apie pilnat\u012f:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis yra kosmonautas. Jis turi interes\u0173 m\u0117nulyje.\u201c<\/p>\n

29.<\/strong> Apie u\u017esidariusias duris ir atsiv\u0117rusius langus:<\/p>\n

\u201ePrarasi teises, laim\u0117si walking challenge.\u201c<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> Apie dienos skynim\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201ePas mane yra draug\u0173, kurie i\u0161 gyvenimo… Nu, tiesiog ima ir paima.\u201c<\/p>\n

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31.<\/strong> Apie Faithless Insomnia<\/em>:<\/p>\n

\u201ePo \u0161itos dainos pus\u0117 kiemo emigravo. \u201d<\/p>\n

32.<\/strong> Apie ypatingus giminyst\u0117s ry\u0161ius:<\/p>\n

\u201eSenelio t\u0117vo draugas.\u201d<\/p>\n

33.<\/strong> Apie savirai\u0161k\u0105:<\/p>\n

\u201eJis ten var\u0117, ka\u017ek\u0105 \u0161\u016bkavo, \u017eiauriai save ekspresino.\u201d<\/p>\n

34.<\/strong> Subtilios paty\u010dios i\u0161 labai seno draugo telefono:<\/p>\n

\u201eO \u0161itas telefonas tau leid\u017eia k\u0105 nors followinti?\u201d<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> Apie stili\u0173:<\/p>\n

\u201eNori, parodysiu kaip man netinka kepur\u0117s?\u201c<\/p>\n

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