{"id":2780,"date":"2015-10-19T22:17:13","date_gmt":"2015-10-19T20:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2019-02-02T19:44:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T17:44:20","slug":"apie-fejerverkus-dumplainius-saldainius-gimtadienius-opel-fiatus-nutella-sidro-spalvos-karstus-ir-nesibaigiancius-egzistencinius-klausimus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2015\/10\/19\/apie-fejerverkus-dumplainius-saldainius-gimtadienius-opel-fiatus-nutella-sidro-spalvos-karstus-ir-nesibaigiancius-egzistencinius-klausimus\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie fejerverkus, dumplainius, saldainius, gimtadienius, Opel Fiat’us, Nutell\u0105, Sidro spalvos karstus ir nesibaigian\u010dius egzistencinius klausimus"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sveiku\u010diai. \u017dinau, kad lauk\u0117t, nes jau prad\u0117jot judinti i\u0161 vis\u0173 kamp\u0173 KUR BLOGAS? <\/span><\/p>\n

Tai pra\u0161om.<\/span><\/p>\n

(Einasau<\/em>, jau m\u0117nuo prab\u0117go)<\/span><\/p>\n

A\u0161 kadangi gyvenime m\u0117gstu siurrealizm\u0105, tai prad\u0117siu nuo flashbacko \u012f vien\u0105 \u0161e\u0161tadienio vakar\u0105, kuomet a\u0161 valgiau dumplainius. Dumplainiai u\u017ekabina ir tada jau nebegali sustoti. Ir valgai, kol apleidi sve\u010dius.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie kriterijus renkant mokyklos direktori\u0173:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201dJo nepri\u0117m\u0117, nes jis metro \u0161iampenki\u0173 ir ry\u017eas.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie orientacij\u0105 automobili\u0173 rinkoje:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cJos m\u0117gstamiausia ma\u0161ina \u2013 Opel Fiat.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie b\u016bsenas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cO \u017einai, kai b\u016bna per jauku<\/em><\/strong>?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Gyvenimo sarkazmas at its greatest:<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ei, o kada tavo gimtadienis?
\n-Gruod\u017eio de\u0161imt\u0105.
\n-Pala, ka\u017ekas dar yra gim\u0119s gruod\u017eio de\u0161imt\u0105… Aj, ne, mano mo\u010diut\u0117 mir\u0117.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gyvenimo sarkazmas at its greatest vol.2:<\/span><\/p>\n

-O kiek tau bus met\u0173?
\n-Dvymseptyni.
\n-Jau dvymseptyni?
\n-O k\u0105, galvojai ma\u017eiau?
\n-Ne.<\/span><\/p>\n

(Beje, mano geriausia draug\u0117 visus metus galvojo, kad jai \u0161iemet sukaks 26. Kai perskait\u0117 \u0161\u012f dialog\u0105 \u0117m\u0117 ir sutriko. Nes ji u\u017e mane penkiom dienom vyresn\u0117. Sutriko visai kaip tie draugai, kurie ne\u017einojo, kokiu adresu gyvena.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie pasitik\u0117jim\u0105 giminai\u010diais:
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie fejerverkus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201d\u0160itie fejerverkai atrodo kaip saldainiai.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie saldainius:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201dA\u0161 nesuprantu neskani\u0173 saldaini\u0173 tikslo.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie saldainius vol.2:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAr pa\u017e\u012fstama situacija, kai paduoda bli\u016bdel\u012f saldaini\u0173 ir visi \u201cVilniaus\u201c b\u016bna i\u0161rinkti?\u201c <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie moter\u0173 gro\u017e\u012f:
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie prisitaikym\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eSulytus pakelius r\u016bkydavau kaip naujus.\u201c <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u0161viesi\u0105 ateit\u012f:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie vaidmenis gvvenime:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201dA\u0161 S\u016bpyn\u0117se dirbau erke.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie d\u0117mesingum\u0105 moteriai:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 jos net veido formos nepamenu.\u201c <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie optimizm\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

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M\u0117nesio (jei ne met\u0173) nuostaba: Pasirodo, kai kurie bernai, kai j\u0173 paklausi, k\u0105 jie veikia gyvenime (kas, mano ir ne tik mano nuomone, yra visi\u0161kai normalus klausimas, nes da\u017enai \u017emoni\u0173 pasirinktas gyvenimo kelias juos gan smarkiai charakterizuoja), jie galvoja, kad tokiu klausimu panos tiesiog m\u0117gina i\u0161siai\u0161kinti, kiek bernas u\u017edirba. A\u0161 vis dar \u0161oke, garb\u0117s \u017eodis. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie tai, kas ant kaktos para\u0161yta:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie ribas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201e\u017dmogaus verslumui n\u0117ra rib\u0173.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie mitybos racion\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

-Su kuo tu t\u0105 Nutell\u0105 valgai? Su batonu? Su blynais?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Su \u0161auk\u0161tu.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie sveik\u0105 savikritik\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie s\u0105sting\u012f:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eTavo penis serga nepanaudojimu<\/strong>.\u201c <\/span><\/p>\n

Vienas geriausiu pastaruoju met\u0173 gird\u0117t\u0173 kompliment\u0173:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJei kas nors tav\u0119s nem\u0117gsta, tai jie debilai<\/strong>.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka asocialus vyras:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 esu normalus, jaunas vyras.\u201c <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie visai nepav\u0117luotus sveikinimus:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Beje, link\u0117jimai visiems, kurie mano, kad \u201eThe Killers\u201c ir \u201eThe Kills\u201c yra ta pati grup\u0117. A\u0161 nenoriu su jumis susitikt.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie tai, kokios google u\u017eklausos \u0117jo \u012f tras\u0105 nubudus giliose pagiriose vien\u0105 pirmadienio ryt\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cKur mano raktai?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cKiek kainuoja karstas?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201dKiek kainuoja sidro spalvos karstas?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Beje, 2016-\u0173j\u0173 festivali\u0173 s\u0105ra\u0161\u0105 papildo \u0160alikel\u0117s 2016. Bilietai jau netrukus. <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie apps’us:
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

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Egzistenciniai klausimai:<\/span><\/p>\n

Kod\u0117l \u017emon\u0117s geria \u201cKrupnik\u0105\u201d ir kaip \u201cKrupnikas\u201d atsiranda \u017emoni\u0173 \u0161vent\u0117se? Ta prasme. Ateini \u012f parduotuv\u0119. Nu\u017evelgi lentynas. Ir \u010diumpi \u201cKrupnik\u0105\u201d? J\u016bs rimtai? <\/span><\/p>\n

I\u0161 kur, kaip, kod\u0117l, \u0161iais, nuostabiaisiais 2015-aisiais vis dar atsiranda tiek sen\u0173, nuvalkiot\u0173 bajeri\u0173 pasakotoj\u0173?<\/span><\/p>\n

Kaip \u012fmanoma taip dailiai nuotraukose atrodyti 11val. dienos po bemieg\u0117s nakties, kaip mes atrod\u0117m praeit\u0105 \u0161e\u0161tadien\u012f? <\/span><\/p>\n

Kod\u0117l a\u0161 visada atsibundu likus minutei iki nustatyti \u017eadintuvo? Kod\u0117l? Man \u010dia viso gyvenimo mistika.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ir pabaigai. Mielieji. Mieli berniukai ir mergait\u0117s. Liaukit\u0117s, meld\u017eiu, s\u0117d\u0117ti u\u017esikabin\u0119 u\u017e tu\u0161\u010di\u0173 vil\u010di\u0173. Kol gyvenime to nesuprasit, bus sunku. \u017dinokit gi, kad jei koks nors interesantas, jums patinkantis berniukas ar mergait\u0117 jums nera\u0161o, neatra\u0161o, neateina susitikti, neatsiliepia. Tai yra tikrai ne d\u0117l to, kad jie turi ne\u017emoni\u0161kai daug darbo. Ir ne d\u0117l to, kad jie serga. Ir j\u0173 tikrai nepartrenk\u0117 vilkikas. Ir nei jiems, nei j\u0173 s\u016bnui tikrai ne\u012fkando zebras. Ir jiems tikrai tikrai nieko blogo neatsitiko. Atsiminkit visiems laikams. (Kiek jau kart\u0173 buvo sakyta, dieva\u017e). HE\/SHE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU<\/strong>. O dabar pakartokit sau tai penkis kartus prie\u0161 mieg\u0105 ir i\u0161sikraustykit i\u0161 savo vargano iliuzij\u0173 pasaulio. <\/span><\/p>\n

Sakaitau F. Beigbeder \u201cPranc\u016bzi\u0161kas romanas\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pora citat\u0173:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cJeigu b\u016btum\u0117te mane pamilusios, argi a\u0161 b\u016b\u010diau prad\u0117j\u0119s ra\u0161yti?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cSulauk\u0119s dvide\u0161imt \u0161e\u0161eri\u0173 met\u0173 jis jau tur\u0117jo b\u016bti seniausiai ved\u0119s. Bet jam patiko poezija, muzika ir \u0161ampanas.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Ir dar truputis gro\u017eio. I\u0161 vienos \u201eBoardwalk Empire\u201c serijos.<\/span><\/p>\n

Woman: What’s that river? <\/span><\/p>\n

Man: Susquehanna, flows into the Chesapeake. <\/span><\/p>\n

Woman: Then where? <\/span><\/p>\n

Man: Out to the ocean\u2026 across the world\u2026 anywhere it want. <\/span><\/p>\n

Woman: Ain\u2019t that water lucky?<\/span><\/p>\n

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