{"id":2670,"date":"2015-06-08T10:39:35","date_gmt":"2015-06-08T08:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2670"},"modified":"2019-02-02T20:15:55","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T18:15:55","slug":"apie-tai-ka-gali-juokas-prasmingas-studija-bei-profesijas-zirgu-kalba-ir-nomeda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2015\/06\/08\/apie-tai-ka-gali-juokas-prasmingas-studija-bei-profesijas-zirgu-kalba-ir-nomeda\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 gali juokas, prasmingas studijas bei profesijas, \u017eirg\u0173 kalb\u0105 ir Nomed\u0105"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Po fantasti\u0161ko savaitgalio pasitinkam pirmadien\u012f su visi\u0161kai pozityviomis emocijomis ir \u012fkv\u0117pimu. Viskas geriau vasar\u0105. Viskas. Sieksiu \u0161\u012f sezon\u0105 kuo daugiau laiko leisti gamtoje.<\/span><\/p>\n

Beje, an\u0105 savait\u0119 buvo ne kart\u0105 paklausta, \u201eK\u0105 gali juokas?\u201c Juokas gali visk\u0105, visk\u0105, mielieji. Geriausias dalykas gyvenime b\u016bti apsuptam \u017emoni\u0173, su kuriais juokiesi.<\/span><\/p>\n

Beje, po 12 valand\u0173 ant liepto spiginant saulei, Igorio Kofo ir Irmos dainos \u201eBalta meil\u0117\u201c \u017eod\u017eiai \u201eTu jauti kaip dega k\u016bnas\u201c pasidaro labai artimi. <\/span><\/p>\n

Viensdutrys<\/span><\/em> va\u017eiuojam:<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie slapyvard\u017eius: <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201e-Kai atsisiun\u010diau MIRK\u0104, buvau Swimmer16. Bet greit pasikei\u010diau. <\/span><\/p>\n

-Nes su\u0117jo septyniolika?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie gurman\u0173 skon\u012f:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 \u017ealius burokus kaip obuolius valgau.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie proced\u016bras:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eNiekada nesu ne\u0161us <\/strong>p*tes depiliuot.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u012fsiliejim\u0105 \u012f visuomen\u0119:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eTu gyveni be joki\u0173 veiksni\u0173 i\u0161orini\u0173\u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n

Klausimas, kurio i\u0161girsti, prisiekiu, \u0161iame gyvenime i\u0161girsti nesitik\u0117jau:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eO pasakojau, kaip Darius U\u017ekuraitis mat\u0117 mano vagina?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie dosnum\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201e-Kiek tau pinig\u0173 u\u017e prekes duoti?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Aj, neduok, viskam akcija<\/strong> buvo.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

O kai \u012f rankas pakli\u016bva aparatas, matuojantis dr\u0117gm\u0119, tai kai kuri\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 pirmas \u0117jimas yra pasilyginti, pas katr\u0105 k\u016bne dr\u0117gm\u0117s daugiau.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie kantryb\u0119:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJau g\u0119stu<\/strong> po truput\u012f b\u016bdamas su tavimi.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie i\u0161silavinim\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJinai studijavo var\u0161k\u0117s rauginim\u0105. Maaaksimum.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Ar \u017einojote, kad ilgos futbolo kojin\u0117s ir vyri\u0161kos Cristiano Ronaldo kelnait\u0117s yra Penthouse stilius?<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie keli\u0105 \u012f geresn\u012f rytoj\u0173:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eB\u016btum\u0117m pirmieji \u017emon\u0117s, i\u0161plauk\u0119 \u012f pasaul\u012f<\/strong> su lieptu.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie turtus susikrauti pad\u0117jusi\u0105 profesij\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJis tapo avokadais. 100% organic. 100% vegan.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie turtus susikrauti pad\u0117jusi\u0105 profesij\u0105 nr. 2:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJis dirba \u201eTappo D\u2018oro\u201c. Jo funkcija ten ateiti ir b\u016bti, kad \u017emon\u0117s i\u0161 lauko manyt\u0173, kad ten yra \u017emoni\u0173 ir u\u017esimanyt\u0173 u\u017esukti.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie ribas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eGal\u0117jai ir nuogas ateiti. Ar neturiu TOKIO humoro jausmo?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

O j\u016bs vaikyst\u0117je esate \u017eaid\u0119 \u017eaidim\u0105 \u201ePabirbink gen\u012f?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie slaptus kodus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 labai ilgai \u017eirgus lankius, tod\u0117l dabar \u0161nek\u0117siu \u017eirg\u0173 kalba.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie vaikyst\u0117s traumas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eMane mokykloje vadino Nomeda. Nes at\u0117jau kaip Nomeda apsikirp\u0119s. Visi juok\u0117si, bet Andrelis palaik\u0117.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie gyvenimo highlightus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eAndriukas Kor\u0117joje su Staro\u0161aite ir \u017dvaguliu tris nols\u0117mkes i\u0161g\u0117r\u0117.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u017emoni\u0173 tipa\u017eus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eSporte paskutinis, prie taurel\u0117s pirmutinis.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie pa\u017eang\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201e-\u017dmog\u0173 \u012f m\u0117nul\u012f nuskraidino. Kosmose \u017emon\u0117s vaik\u0161to. O mes bulv\u0119 kepam lau\u017ee. Nors Amstrongas stobal nemok\u0117jo bulvi\u0173 kept. <\/span><\/p>\n

-Tas dviratininkas?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie formas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eKilkuvien\u0117 labai \u012f klubus i\u0161\u0117jus.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie gyvenimo vingius:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eKai Darelis \u012flipo \u012f \u0161uns \u0161, pasak\u0117 \u201eMano gyvenimas dabar pasiskirst\u0117 \u012f dvi dalis. Prie\u0161 \u012flipim\u0105 \u012f \u0161 ir po.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie emocij\u0173 valdym\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eBarsa kai laimi, klykauja kaip pasiut\u0119. O vat Realas laim\u0117jo, net nesid\u017eiaug\u0117.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie per\u0117jimus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eKai baig\u0117si \u201eNomeda\u201c, \u201eLabirintai\u201c prasid\u0117jo.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie skyrybas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eA\u010di\u016b u\u017e nuostabiai prarast\u0105 laik\u0105.\u201c <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie pasiekimus gyvenime:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJi mokykloje per vaidinim\u0105 vaidino nul\u012f<\/strong>. Gyvenimo vaidmuo.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie keliones vaikyst\u0117je:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201ePamenu, per ekskursij\u0105 lenkiausi lipdamas i\u0161 autobuso, \u010depkel\u0117s i\u0161krito prie aukl\u0117tojos.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tikrus draugus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201e-Feisbuke turiu 336 draugus, kurie paskambinus nakt\u012f atva\u017eiuot\u0173, jei prireikt\u0173 pagalbos.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ir ta merga, kur prie\u0161 tris metus tik naujake matei?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie originalius sprendimus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJonelis gatavas parst\u016bm\u0117 ma\u0161in\u0105 i\u0161 mano sodo \u012f Stani\u016bnus, nes negal\u0117jo vairuot. Jis ne tai, kad st\u016bm\u0117, jis past\u016bm\u0119s nub\u0117gdavo 100m \u012f priek\u012f pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117t, ar n\u0117ra policijos. Ir kad mama patik\u0117t\u0173, kad jis nevairavo, filmavo, kaip stumia.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie i\u0161silavinim\u0105 nr. 2:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eSinoptika, tai \u010dia tokia specialyb\u0117, kuri\u0105 galima studijuot ten pat, kur ir lau\u017e\u0173 in\u017einerij\u0105. Toks pusiau mokslas, pusiau magija. VGTU yra.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie receptorius skaitant meniu:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eKa\u017ekoks labai brangus burgeris, bet labai skaniai kvepia.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie mylimiausi\u0105 literat\u016br\u0105 vaikyst\u0117je:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eAndrius Kmynas \u2013 \u201eKaip u\u017eauginti bandel\u0119\u201c \u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie veganus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u016bs esat mitybos grandin\u0117j \u017eemiau u\u017e e\u017eiukus. Net ir u\u017e kai kuriuos pauk\u0161\u010dius \u017eemiau.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tingiausi\u0105 jogos poz\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eS\u0117d\u017eiu lopuso poza. Nuo \u017eo\u017eio \u201eLopas\u201c.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie flashbackus i\u0161 mokyklos:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eKaip vadinosi ta matematik\u0173 olimpiada? \u201eBebras\u201c? \u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie main\u0173 programas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eJinai 11-oj klas\u0117s per \u201eRasisto\u201c program\u0105 i\u0161var\u0117 \u012f Amerik\u0105. 100 000lt finansavimo gavo.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie anomalijas:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eMano plau\u010diai 69 formos. Vienas apsivert\u0119s.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u0161ventes:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eSu gimtadieniu. Ar tavo tikrasis, kaip ir dauguma ortodoks\u0173 \u0161ven\u010di\u0173, tik u\u017e koki\u0173 poros savai\u010di\u0173?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie enciklopedijas suaugusiems:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eDustavo enciklopedija\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie gard\u017eius kokteilius:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eKokteilis \u201eRusija\u201c. 300ml vodk\u0117s, o \u012f j\u0105 \u012fleistas \u017ealias kiau\u0161inis. Kai geri, u\u017esikandi ikra.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie pastabum\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eTen arba gulb\u0117, arba gyvat\u0117 buvo. Tokios i\u0161vaizdos.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie atidum\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201e-Kokia tau gra\u017eiausia aktor\u0117?<\/span><\/p>\n

–Celine Dion<\/strong>.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie atidum\u0105, klausantis dain\u0173 \u017eod\u017ei\u0173:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eA\u0161 vis\u0105 gyvenim\u0105 maniau, kad \u201eTitaniko\u201c soundtracke dainuoja \u201eOne small<\/strong> you open the door\u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gra\u017eios savait\u0117s. Susitinkam Vasaros terasoj prie scenos, prieky, po kaire. <\/span><\/p>\n

Kai kurias iliustracijas pasufleravo Uroboras<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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