{"id":2663,"date":"2015-05-18T12:41:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-18T10:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2663"},"modified":"2019-02-02T20:21:53","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T18:21:53","slug":"apie-pirmadienio-skausmus-katalikiskas-vertybes-buvusius-ir-gyvenima-po-klevu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2015\/05\/18\/apie-pirmadienio-skausmus-katalikiskas-vertybes-buvusius-ir-gyvenima-po-klevu\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie pirmadienio skausmus, kataliki\u0161kas vertybes, buvusius ir gyvenim\u0105 po klevu"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jeigu net ir i\u0161au\u0161us \u0161iam puikiam pirmadieniui (na ir kas, kad lauke \u0161alta kaip gil\u0173 lapkrit\u012f, jau tuoj baigsis \u0161itas speigas, pa\u017eadu), jums vis dar nesibaig\u0117 moralk\u0117s, j\u016bs prisiminkite t\u0105 \u010diuvel\u012f, kuris per fuks\u0173 stovykl\u0105 dvi paras leido visi\u0161kai nuogas, galiausiai perplauk\u0117 Nemun\u0105 ir \u012fsimet\u0117 \u012f vestuves, o tada \u012f stovykl\u0105 j\u012f jau gr\u0105\u017eino pareig\u016bnai (pavard\u0117 redakcijai \u017einoma). Arba Britn\u0119 2007-aisiais. Arba tiesiog j\u012f<\/a>. Ir jums tikrai palengv\u0117s. Ir \u0161iaip, nepamir\u0161kit, kad moralk\u0117s kartais yra labai gerai, nes tiek atknisi sau prot\u0105, kad paskui kyli kaip tas Feniksas. <\/span><\/p>\n

B\u016bna, kad savaitgalio eigoje googlini klinikin\u0119 mirt\u012f. B\u016bna.<\/span><\/p>\n

B\u016bna ir taip, kad \u017emoni\u0173 s\u0105mon\u0117 papok\u0161tauja ir i\u0161trina i\u0161 gyvenimo 8 valandas atminties. Laimei, kai baigiasi be tatuiruo\u010di\u0173, paskol\u0173, santuok\u0173 ir be far\u0173. Tik didele didele g\u0117da.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tuo tarpu apie g\u0117d\u0105: \u201eTau g\u0117da, nes tu u\u017eaugai su kataliki\u0161kom vertyb\u0117m, o a\u0161 j\u0173 atsisakiau b\u016bdamas 3m.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Ar pasteb\u0117jote, kad ma\u017eiuk\u0173 vaiku\u010di\u0173 vardai gal\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti suskirstyti \u012f dvi grupes \u2013 arba super duper extra i\u0161radingieji, pvz. Fauzstenzijus<\/strong> ar Abigail\u0117<\/strong>, arba super duper tradiciniai, pvz. Stanislovas arba Morta? Niekas Egl\u0117m, Pauliais ir Lukais jau nebevadina. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie i\u0161sita\u0161kym\u0105 (veiksmo vieta \u2013 \u201eSavas kampas\u201c):<\/span><\/p>\n

A: Kur mes?<\/strong><\/span>
\nB: Taigi \u0160MC<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Apie nevilt\u012f:<\/span><\/p>\n

A: \u017dinai, a\u0161 viliuosi, kad….
\nB: Vilkis nesivilkus<\/strong>, nieko nebus.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sezono antistiliaus detal\u0117 \u2013 tie akiniai, kur, kai saul\u0117 \u0161vie\u010dia, patams\u0117ja, o patalpoj skaidr\u016bs. <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie telefono pakrovim\u0105 prie baro: \u201eNe\u012fki\u0161tum\u0117t? Man kitas barmenas tai \u012fki\u0161davo<\/strong>.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tort\u0105 ant \u0161aliko: \u201eTau tortas ant \u0161aligatvio<\/strong>.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Keis\u010diausias klubo WC i\u0161girstas conversation starter: \u201eWhat do you think about Ukraine?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie buvusius: \u201eMano buv\u0119s bi\u010das yra laiv\u0173 mechanikas. Ir jo s\u016bnus, kuriam 3m., man atrodo, irgi yra laiv\u0173 mechanikas.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie literat\u016br\u0105: \u201eMan labai nepatiko knyga \u201eGyvenimas po klevu\u201c. Penkiasde\u0161imt puslapi\u0173 apie tai, kaip bobut\u0117 ka\u017ekur eina. Tada marti padaro kiau\u0161inien\u0119, o tada j\u0105 perva\u017eiuoja traktorius. P-z bl***. Welcome to Lithuania\u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie buvusius klasiokus: \u201eMano klasiokai ne tai, kad i\u0161stor\u0117jo, bet s\u0117di ofise prie ka\u017ekoki\u0173 stal\u0173 ir \u0161ypsosi<\/strong>\u201c.<\/span><\/p>\n

Asmeninis termometras rodo 35,7. A\u0161 ne\u017einau, kaip \u010dia interpretuot, tipo pakilo? Jei \u0161iaip 34,3 b\u016bna? <\/span><\/p>\n

Iki atostog\u0173 liko 7d. O tada a\u0161 tiesiog gul\u0117siu ir nejud\u0117siu. Tada truput\u012f pajud\u0117siu ir v\u0117l gul\u0117siu. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Skaityti daugiauApie pirmadienio skausmus, kataliki\u0161kas vertybes, buvusius ir gyvenim\u0105 po klevu<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1388,1383,1385,1387],"tags":[21,75,363,518,714,997,1055,1074,1175,1231,1259],"class_list":["post-2663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nesamones","category-vakareliai","category-vilnius","category-visuomene","tag-alkoholis","tag-atostogos","tag-gyvenimas-po-klevu","tag-keisti-vardai","tag-moralkes","tag-savas-kampas","tag-skausmai","tag-smc","tag-temperatura","tag-tusai","tag-vakareliai","entry"],"yoast_head":"\nApie pirmadienio skausmus, kataliki\u0161kas vertybes, buvusius ir gyvenim\u0105 po klevu - 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