{"id":2645,"date":"2015-04-07T12:48:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T10:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2645"},"modified":"2019-02-02T20:26:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T18:26:52","slug":"etatiniai-nervu-gadintojai-arba-merfio-desniai-mano-gyvenime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2015\/04\/07\/etatiniai-nervu-gadintojai-arba-merfio-desniai-mano-gyvenime\/","title":{"rendered":"Etatiniai nerv\u0173 gadintojai arba Merfio d\u0117sniai mano gyvenime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Yra dalyk\u0173, kurie \u017eiauriai nervina. Bet nervina ne taip, kaip, tarkim, kokie kertiniai nervuotojai, kaip, pavyzd\u017eiui, prasta keli\u0173 kult\u016bra, homofobija ir pan., bet nervina taip trumpai. Panervina ir pamir\u0161ti. Pavartai akis ir praeina. \u0160tai, tie smulk\u016bs mano erzintojai.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/40.media.tumblr.com\/b89f8d1779b52d7adc5bab9f78ccad31\/tumblr_na8kw2p77t1tgl50po1_540.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"632\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u012fvedin\u0117ji koduk\u0105 \u012f el. bank\u0105 ir suved\u0119s visus 15 skai\u010di\u0173 pamatai, kad buvo \u012fjungtos lietuvi\u0161kos raid\u0117s. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai nusilakuoji nagus, o tada priveri nag\u0105 u\u017etrauktuku. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai tu\u0161inuku i\u0161sipai\u0161ai <em>ta\u0161\u0119<\/em>. Arba odin\u0119 striuk\u0119. Ir nei\u0161sivalo k\u0105 tu nori, t\u0105 daryk.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai pralauki eil\u0117j banke\/VMI\/Sodroj valand\u0105, sulauki savo eil\u0117s ir prisimeni, kad <strong>kaip tik \u0161iandien pasi\u0117mei ne t\u0105 <em>ta\u0161\u0119<\/em>, kurioje nesine\u0161ioji dokumento<\/strong>.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kas nors prie\u0161 tave valgo kok\u012f nors maist\u0105 (salotas, d\u017eem\u0105, med\u0173, etc.) ir palieka \u0161aldytuve indel\u012f su 5g to maisto, apsimesdamas, kad \u201eten dar yra\u201c, kas i\u0161 tikr\u0173j\u0173 rei\u0161kia \u201ekad tik nereik\u0117t\u0173 plauti indelio\u201c. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai Youtube panaikina video i\u0161 favorit\u0173 s\u0105ra\u0161o arba video pasidaro <em>not available in your country<\/em>. Ir net negali pa\u017ei\u016br\u0117t, k\u0105 ten tur\u0117jai. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kas nors paskambina, nesp\u0117ji pakelt, atskambinti ir nekelia arba b\u016bna i\u0161jungtas telefonas.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai taksi sako uz 3min, stovi lauke 13min, o ant tav\u0119s sninga-lyja-rasakrinta. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai merga bern\u0105 prie draug\u0173 demonstratyviai kolioja, kam tas geria. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai ki\u0161i ki\u0161tuk\u0105 i rozet\u0119, bet nelenda, nes tr\u016bksta ten ka\u017ekokios skylut\u0117s ki\u0161tuke, arba cibuko rozet\u0117je. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai pasirenki \u012fmantr\u0173 \u0161rift\u0105, kompo ekrane viskas atrodo gerai, bet lietuvi\u0161kos raid\u0117s atsispausdina deformuotos.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai lieka b\u0117gti 10 metr\u0173 iki autiko ir vairuotojas nuva\u017eiuoja. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u012f autobus\u0105 \u012flipa 35 vaik\u0173 ekskursija. Su balionais. Su balionais ir saldainiais ant pagaliuko. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u017emon\u0117s \u012f besibaigian\u010dio muilo\/ind\u0173 ploviklio indel\u012f pripila vandens, kad tipo ilgiau u\u017etekt\u0173. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u017emon\u0117s vaistin\u0117je ne\u017eino tos naujos taisykl\u0117s, kad reikia stotis prie linijos ir raunasi prie\u0161 tave \u012f eil\u0119.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai sugalvoji nusikirpti etiket\u0119 nuo naujos maikut\u0117s ir nety\u010dia per daug nukerpi ir praardai \u0161on\u0105. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai stovi stotel\u0117je, lyja, neturi, kur daugiau trauktis, ateina koks fainuolis ir 2cm atstumu nuo stotel\u0117s ruko <strong>Saint George<\/strong>, visi d\u016bmai plaukia i tave, o paskui vaik\u0161tai kaip i\u0161lind\u0119s i\u0161 larioko.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u017emon\u0117s gr\u012f\u017eta atostog\u0173 \u012f Lietuv\u0105 i\u0161 Norg\u0173\/Uk\u0173 ir purk\u0161tauja, kaip \u201e\u010dia viskas piguuu\u201c, bet emigravo, nes viskas buvo brangu. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai reikia telefonu pasakot vyresniems \u017emon\u0117ms, kaip updatint antivirusin\u0119. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai neb\u016bni prisijung\u0119s prie FB kur\u012f laik\u0105, \u012fsijungi ir pamatai, kad tave per nakt\u012f pritagino 30-tyje fotki\u0173, kur tavo veidas kreivas-\u0161leivas, ir tas fotkes jau mat\u0117 visi \u012fmanomi \u017emon\u0117s. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/40.media.tumblr.com\/c07bd5ae4901475bffcfdeb264198b66\/tumblr_n0i64wQWXr1rdrcngo1_540.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"358\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kine\/paskaitoje\/seminare \u017emogui skamba telefonas, o jis, u\u017euot atmet\u0119s ir i\u0161jung\u0119s gars\u0105 pakelia ragel\u012f ir tyliai tyliai \u0161nab\u017ed\u0117damas kalbasi. Ir <strong>nifiga<\/strong> ten neb\u016bna tyliai.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai sako &#8222;Gal gali pad\u0117ti i\u0161versti? \u010cia labai nedaug, gali belekaip, bet reikia <strong>valandos b\u0117gy<\/strong>&#8222;.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u017emon\u0117s vilki r\u016bbus, kurie i\u0161d\u017eiuvo u\u017edarytoje patalpoje ir skleid\u017eia u\u017edusimo kvap\u0105.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai plauni indus ir su\u0161lampi rankoves. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kompas i\u0161meta update\u2018us, ir u\u017euot paspaud\u0119s &#8222;postpone&#8221; nety\u010dia paspaudi &#8222;restart now&#8221; ir u\u017esidaro viskas, kas buvo atidaryta ir ko reik\u0117jo t\u0105 akimirk\u0105. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kas nors tave u\u017eregistruoja \u201eAvon\u201c konsultacijai, tada tau pa\u010diu netinkamiausiu metu skambina ne\u017einomas numeris ir sako \u201eLaba diena&#8230;. Ar galit kalb\u0117ti? Ar \u010dia Egl\u0117? \u017di\u016br\u0117kit, a\u0161 \u010dia jus nor\u0117\u010diau tokiu klausimu&#8230;\u201c Per pirmas penkiolika sekund\u017ei\u0173 rimtai i\u0161sig\u0105sti, kad nutiko ka\u017ekas baisaus, o paskui galvoji, kaip \u010dia mandagiau atsakyti konsultantei, kad eiti \u012f \u201eAvon\u201c biur\u0105, kuris yra visi\u0161kai nepakeliui atsiimti ka\u017ekok\u012f m\u0117ginuk\u0105 yra ma\u017eiausiai tave dominantis dalykas vidury u\u017eimtos darbo dienos. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/data.whicdn.com\/images\/12195258\/tumblr_loind8LiOF1qbih6so1_500_large.jpg?1311134735\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kaimyno \u0161uo lifte\/laiptin\u0117j \u0161oka ant tav\u0119s \u0161lapiom, purvinom kojom, o kaimynui \u010dia yra norma. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai eini per liet\u0173 ir kojos bei batai iki keli\u0173 apsita\u0161ko purvo strazdanom. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai parduotuv\u0117j reikia ve\u017eim\u0117lio, bet smulki\u0173 <strong>tai neturi<\/strong>.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai reikia palikti arbatos, bet smulki\u0173 irgi<strong> neturi<\/strong>.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai ateina sms ir b\u0117gi paskaityt, o ten tau ra\u0161o OMNI ID arba WAWA batai. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai -23\u00b0, prayra striuk\u0117s u\u017etrauktukas, o tav\u0119s dar laukia ilgas kelias p\u0117stute. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai VMI\/Sodroj\/banke i\u0161simu\u0161i numeriuk\u0105 237, pras\u0117d\u0117jus 40min lentoje mirksi 897, o tavi\u0161kis dar neu\u017esideg\u0117. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai duodi kam nors atsispausdinti k\u0105 nors i\u0161 savo kompo, tas \u017emogus pasirenka ne t\u0105 printer\u012f, ir u\u017esako spausdinti 30psl. tau visi\u0161kai nereikaling\u0173 dalyk\u0173, bet apie tai su\u017einai tik po kurio laiko, kai prijungi laid\u0105 prie pvz. savo nam\u0173 printerio ir v\u0117jais paleidi kr\u016bv\u0105 lap\u0173. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai su pinigin\u0117s u\u017etrauktuku prisegi \u010dek\u012f pinigin\u0117je. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai nesilupa kiau\u0161inis. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai \u0161okolade b\u016bna kartus rie\u0161utas. Da\u017eniausiai paskutiniame gabal\u0117lyje. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Kai kas nors sveikina su Velykom\/Kal\u0117dom, \u012fdeda \u012f FB tarybin\u0119 atvirut\u0119 ir u\u017etagina 1000 draug\u0173.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Ir dar<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/hannahjewell\/things-that-will-irritate-you-more-than-they-should?bffb&amp;utm_term=4ldqpgp#.ggnWoGnbn\"> \u0161itas s\u0105ra\u0161as<\/a> labai geras kas nemat\u0117t.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Bet \u0161iaip tai. Pasid\u017eiaukim, kai tik tokios b\u0117dos.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Nes dabar tai jau tikrai pavasaris.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yra dalyk\u0173, kurie \u017eiauriai nervina. 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