{"id":2368,"date":"2013-01-17T08:50:03","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T06:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2019-02-02T23:03:30","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T21:03:30","slug":"naujai-atrasti-seni-kliedesiai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2013\/01\/17\/naujai-atrasti-seni-kliedesiai\/","title":{"rendered":"Naujai atrasti seni kliedesiai"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dariau apsivalym\u0105 mobiliake(t.y. tryniau senas \u017einutes) ir radau gausyb\u0119 perl\u0173, kuri\u0173 dar nebuvau i\u0161metusi \u012f vie\u0161um\u0105. D\u017eyzes, pasiilgau savo bepro\u010di\u0173.<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie Velykas:
\n\u201e-Tai kiek margu\u010di\u0173 suvalgei?
\n-A\u0161 tau geriau nesakysiu, k\u0105 suvalgiau.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie antrininkus:
\n\u201eGenut\u0117 \u017dilien\u0117, man regis, yra Jacksono pusseser\u0117.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie aistr\u0105:
\n\u201eTiek dulkinaus, kad net blakstienas sopa.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u012fvaizd\u012f:
\n\u201eJis atrodo kaip eigulys.\u201c<\/p>\n

Booty text #1:
\n\u201eTrip aus. Kas. Kaip tu? Ateik\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Booty text #2:
\n\u201eLed\u0173? Sexo? Man\u0119s?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie asmenines krizes:
\n\u201e\u0160afranui krapo stadija.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Pasiteiravimas #1:
\n\u201e-Renesanso mergele, kaip saul\u0117tas rytas?
\n-M\u0117sel\u0117, ne mergel\u0117.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie Panev\u0117\u017e\u012f:
\n\u201e-Mane stebi bais\u016bs \u017emon\u0117s.
\n-B\u016bsiu u\u017e 2min. Saugok save.
\n-Man atrodo, netoliese gal koks baisi\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173 s\u0105skrydis.
\n-Norfos festas 2012.
\n-Afteris po vakar Placo.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie nuotaik\u0105:
\n\u201eA\u0161 tj styginio kvarteto apsupty. \u017diauriai prabangu, akys raibsta, bet geriu kaip i\u0161 pnv.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie socialines situacijas:
\n\u201eA\u0161 viena repo t\u016bse Studio9. Dar nemok\u0117jau u\u017e g\u0117rimus. B\u016bnu.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie moralkes:
\n\u201eProstitut\u0117.
\nA.
\n\u0160.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie buvim\u0105:
\n\u201e-Tu mieste?
\n-Labai.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie festivalius:
\n\u201eA\u0161 vakar u\u017emigau prie pagrindinio steid\u017eo. Prie main. Kur belekaip tranko. \u0116jimo eigoje.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie festivalius #2:
\n\u201eKr\u010d man ant kaktos yra lygiai 12 uodo \u012fkandim\u0173, su kokiais r\u016bbais nuva\u017eiavau, su tokiais ir gr\u012f\u017eau. I\u0161band\u0117m visus \u012fmanomus svaigalus. Dabar varau \u012f miest\u0105. Gal ka\u017ek\u0105.\u201c<\/p>\n

Apie \u017eemumas:
\n\u201eNaujausiais duomenimis a\u0161 vakar sisiojau stotel\u0117je. Apie 9val. Kai \u017emon\u0117s jau jud\u0117jo \u012f turg\u0173.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u0161alt\u012f:
\n\u201eMan tiek \u0161alta ir a\u0161 tiek kalatojuosi, kad net sidras i\u0161 stakano pilstosi.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie keliones:
\n\u201eA\u0161 strig\u0119s Ukrainoj antra para. Visi\u0161ka bibien\u0117. Verkiu, geriu, verkiu, geriu.\u201c<\/p>\n

Apie meil\u0119:
\n\u201e-Kur tu mane jamsi?
\n-Ant stalo, po stalu.\u201c<\/p>\n

Apie tolerancij\u0105:
\n\u201eBl, nemoki pist, nereikia l\u012fst, pranai\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie prioritetus:
\n\u201e-Nor\u0117\u010diau prane\u0161ti, kad susi\u017ead\u0117jau.
\n-Dieve, marija, k\u0105 rengtis!!!\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie sveikat\u0105:
\n\u201e-Tai kas tau yra?
\n-\u016aminis ragas.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Jau at\u0117jo ir ta stadija, kai u\u017esira\u0161in\u0117ju perlus, pareik\u0161tus ir angl\u0173 kalba, tik da\u017enai reik\u0117t\u0173 \u017einoti vis\u0105 konstekst\u0105, kad susiorientuoti, kame bajeris.
\nVisgi, mano, kaip anglist\u0117s, stipriausias parei\u0161kimas \u0161\u012f m\u0117nes\u012f:
\n\u201e-Let\u2018s go to hot springs!
\n-Do we have to put our bodies into the water or are we supposed to look at them?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n

Labanakt, vaiku\u010diai, arba, labas rytas, Lietuva.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dariau apsivalym\u0105 mobiliake(t.y. tryniau senas \u017einutes) ir radau gausyb\u0119 perl\u0173, kuri\u0173 dar nebuvau i\u0161metusi \u012f vie\u0161um\u0105. D\u017eyzes, pasiilgau savo bepro\u010di\u0173. Apie Velykas: \u201e-Tai kiek margu\u010di\u0173…<\/p>\n

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Kartais ir slepiasi visas j\u0173 g\u0117ris tame laikinume. Kai viskas susikoncentruoja \u012f galing\u0105 veikim\u0105, o kai atsl\u016bgsta, laim\u0117 lieka vis tiek. N\u0117ra tragedij\u0173 \u0161iuose metuose. O kai teisingas esi sau ir kitiems, jausmas geras. O dabar ma\u017eiau rimtai. 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Kai sakau \u201emes\u201c, o sakau da\u017enai, negalvokit, kad man, kaip Minedui, pa\u016bm\u0117jusi didyb\u0117s manija ir kalbu apie save daugiskaita. Ne, tie mes \u2013 tai a\u0161 ir mano bepro\u010diai draugai, kiekvienas su sava istorija ir savais prikolais. 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