{"id":2150,"date":"2012-06-02T19:53:01","date_gmt":"2012-06-02T17:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2019-02-03T01:01:36","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T23:01:36","slug":"apie-kreizi-zmogeliukus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/06\/02\/apie-kreizi-zmogeliukus\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie kreizi \u017emogeliukus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Vakar su draugais mes padar\u0117m la\u017eybas, kuri\u0173 esm\u0117 \u2013 atsp\u0117ti, kas i\u0161 pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 rato pirmas susituoks. Laim\u0117jusysis gauna gardaus alkoholio butel\u012f. Jei dar nepadar\u0117t statymo, pra\u0161au kontaktuoti ir prane\u0161ti apie savo sp\u0117jim\u0105. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">\u0160iaip, paskui suvok\u0117m, kad su <strong>tokiu<\/strong> gyvenimo b\u016bdu, po\u017ei\u016briu, vertyb\u0117mis ir <strong>tokiais<\/strong> pa\u017e\u012fstamais, t\u0105 butel\u012f mes gersim kokiais 2030m. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Kartais pradedu galvoti, kad kai kurie aplinkiniai sako tam tikrus dalykus, nes \u017dINO, kad pateks \u012f blog\u0105. Gerai, gerai, kalb\u0117kit, ma\u017euliai, a\u0161 u\u017esira\u0161in\u0117siu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie vali\u0105: \u201eJei nei\u0161va\u017eiuosiu ketvirtadien\u012f, a\u0161 gersiu, mane ne\u0161 \u2013 a\u0161 gersiu, mane paliks \u2013 a\u0161 gersiu.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie intelekt\u0105 #1: \u201eAbaid\u017eiano sostin\u0117 yra Badu, jo?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie intelekt\u0105 #2: \u201eO hipoteka, tai \u010dia ka\u017ekas su arkliais, tiesa?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie atsargas: \u201eJ\u016bs rimtai galvojat, kad mums reikia \u012f na\u010dnyk\u0105? Pas j\u012f namie <strong>tiek<\/strong> alkoholio, kad tris gimtadienius b\u016bt\u0173 galima at\u0161v\u0119st.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie laisvalaik\u012f #1:<br \/>\n\u201e-Baig\u0117s pagaliau darbo kr\u016bvis, tur\u0117siu daug laisvo laiko. Gul\u0117siu, \u017ei\u016br\u0117siu serialus, darysiuos maniki\u016br\u0105, valgysiu, spaminsiu ant fb sienos&#8230;<br \/>\n-Varin\u0117si su dvyrka, rolikais.<br \/>\n-Vaik\u0161\u010diosiu \u012f teatrus, galerijas. B\u0117giosiu, \u017eaisiu stalo \u017eaidimus , ved\u017eiosiu \u0161un\u012f&#8230;<br \/>\n-Gersi. Pvz. pirmadieniais.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie atidum\u0105: \u201eA\u0161 pame\u010diau sijon\u0105 ir labai nuo\u0161ird\u017eiai tikiuosi, kad <strong>savuos<\/strong> namuos.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie \u017emogaus anatomij\u0105:<br \/>\n\u201e-Guliu nuogais papais, cigaret\u0117 dantyse.<br \/>\n-A\u0161 tai \u0161iandien be pap\u0173.<br \/>\n-Nebesvaik, tu <strong>visada<\/strong> su papais.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie laisvalaik\u012f #2: \u201e<em>Nu<\/em> tai atsipra\u0161au, a\u0161 esu vieni\u0161a, neturiu nei vaikino nei vaik\u0173, tai ir geriu, o k\u0105.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie laisvalaik\u012f b\u016bnant liudininku: \u201eGyveni gyveni ir <em>fukt<\/em> &#8211; \u012f teism\u0105.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie gerb\u016bv\u012f: \u201cKol ant stalo Jack Daniels, namie yra Apple gamini\u0173, r\u016bkom geras cigaretes ir \u0161nekam apie keliones, mums viskas ok.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie meil\u0119: \u201eFuck you Dalia! Fuck you sideways and in every direction!!!\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie eilin\u0119 popier\u0119 Vilniuje: \u201e\u0160iuo metu Antakalnyje gatve eina du neai\u0161kaus ordino vienuoliai ir veda pon\u012f.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie tik\u0117jim\u0105: \u201eUoj, jam pagal nuotaik\u0105 u\u017eeina. Jis ir mormonas yra buv\u0119s, dabar \u0161tai \u2013 krik\u0161\u010dionis.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie gyvenimo ritm\u0105: \u201eEinu ryte pro Trip\u0105 \u012f darb\u0105, draugelis gatavas kieme <em>\u010dilina<\/em>, jis tai dar vakar\u0117lyje mat.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie seniai matytus draugus: \u201eO \u017einai, kad jis \u2013 ved\u0119s ir \u0161iandien i\u0161var\u0117 \u012f Italij\u0105 pagyvent?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie mane: \u201eTu steb\u0117tinai pana\u0161i \u012f Riaubi\u0161kyt\u0119.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie karjer\u0105: \u201eMano buvus simpatija pardavin\u0117ja akinius prie turgaus ir k\u0105 tu jam?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie etiketes: \u201eI\u0161einam i\u0161 nam\u0173, su suknel\u0117m, gra\u017eios, taksistas \u2013 \u010dia j\u016bs pagal u\u017esakym\u0105?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Jau kelint\u0105 kart\u0105 taksistas man: \u201ePanele, j\u016bs esate tikra, kad gyvenate vie\u0161butyje?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie stili\u0173: \u201eKai antr\u0105 kart\u0105 pas j\u012f atva\u017eiavau, i\u0161\u0117jo su trumpu sidabriniu <em>Versace<\/em> chalatu plius kedai apmok\u0117t u\u017e taks\u0105 man.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie socialines situacijas: \u201eVakar priekabiavo taksistas, kai va\u017eiavau pas draug\u0105. Tai tas lauk\u0117 kieme su peiliu. A\u0161 kartais kai pasakoju tokius dalykus, suvokiu, kad tikrai ne visi taip gyvena, kaip mano aplinka ir a\u0161 pati.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie i\u0161gerian\u010dius draugus: \u201eJis \u2013 kaip bumerangas. I\u0161siunti namo, tai vis tiek sugr\u012f\u017eta.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Apie nuostab\u0105: \u201eTai tu primesk, atsibundu \u2013 vaikas. Galvoju \u2013 i\u0161 kur tas vaikas? Kieno vaikas? Mano? Glosto galv\u0105 ir dainuoja \u201eAaa. Aaa. Aaa.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Mes \u0161iaip pavarom vis stipriau ir stipriau.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Draugas, dirbantis socialiniu darbuotoju, po Prodigy sta\u010dia galva <em>n\u0117r\u0117<\/em> \u012f r\u016bs\u012f kaip la\u0161i\u0161a. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">\u201eTai gal kas nors paklaus, kaip <em>koncas<\/em>, o ne apie r\u016bs\u012f?\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Tiesa, \u0161iaip, vieni did\u017eiausi\u0173 mano pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 t\u016bsof\u0161\u010dik\u0173 visi turi i\u0161silavinimus, kuri\u0173 prad\u017eioje yra \u017eodis \u201esocialinis\u201c arba \u0161iaip dirba \u0161vie\u010diam\u0105j\u012f darb\u0105. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">A\u0161, asmeni\u0161kai, \u0161iandien akimirk\u0105 pasime\u010diau, ar a\u0161 Vln, ar Pnv. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">\u0160iuo metu i\u0161 televizoriaus, esan\u010dio kitame kambaryje, skamba Demis Ruso \u201eGoodbye, my love, goodbye.\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Tahoma',&quot;sans-serif&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot&amp;quot;\">Amen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i35.photobucket.com\/albums\/d184\/MahilaIlma\/tumblr_lyzejfk57c1qc5ut9o1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"706\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vakar su draugais mes padar\u0117m la\u017eybas, kuri\u0173 esm\u0117 \u2013 atsp\u0117ti, kas i\u0161 pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 rato pirmas susituoks. Laim\u0117jusysis gauna gardaus alkoholio butel\u012f. Jei dar nepadar\u0117t statymo,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/06\/02\/apie-kreizi-zmogeliukus\/\">Skaityti daugiau<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Apie kreizi \u017emogeliukus<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5242,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[21,123,185,235,278,410,609,649,1084,1231,1259,1303],"class_list":["post-2150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-be-kategorijos","tag-alkoholis","tag-beprociai","tag-citatos","tag-draugai","tag-faina","tag-intelektas","tag-linksmybes","tag-margas-pasaulis","tag-socialiniai-darbuotojai","tag-tusai","tag-vakareliai","tag-vilnius","entry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Apie kreizi \u017emogeliukus - Mahila<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/06\/02\/apie-kreizi-zmogeliukus\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"lt_LT\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Apie kreizi \u017emogeliukus - Mahila\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Vakar su draugais mes padar\u0117m la\u017eybas, kuri\u0173 esm\u0117 \u2013 atsp\u0117ti, kas i\u0161 pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 rato pirmas susituoks. 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Taigi, kol kur\u012f laik\u0105 kaupiausi \u012fra\u0161ui, truput\u012f atid\u017eiau steb\u0117jau aplinkinius, m\u0117gindama suvokti, kaip da\u017enai gird\u017eiu \u017emones, sakan\u010dius vienas kitam ka\u017ek\u0105 gero, kaip jie\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Jausmai&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Jausmai","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/category\/jausmai\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nqput9rIGO1qcuuqlo1_1280.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nqput9rIGO1qcuuqlo1_1280.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nqput9rIGO1qcuuqlo1_1280.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nqput9rIGO1qcuuqlo1_1280.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_nqput9rIGO1qcuuqlo1_1280.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":3434,"url":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2017\/04\/05\/apie-supsta-mandaguma\/","url_meta":{"origin":2150,"position":5},"title":"Apie suknist\u0105 mandagum\u0105","author":"Mahila","date":"2017 5 baland\u017eio","format":false,"excerpt":"Mandagumas \u2013 svarbu? Taip, labai svarbu. Ir ne tik darbo santykiuose, bet visur \u2013 ir lankantis parduotuv\u0117se, kavin\u0117se bei restoranuose, ir bendraujant su draugais bei nepa\u017e\u012fstamaisiais visur, kur beeitum\u0117te. Mandagiai elgtis yra svarbu, reikalinga, o nemandagiai elgtis tur\u0117t\u0173 b\u016bti g\u0117da. Bet nu suprantat, esam mary\u010di\u0173 melninkai\u010di\u0173 kra\u0161tas ir daug dalyk\u0173\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Visuomen\u0117&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Visuomen\u0117","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/category\/visuomene\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1.0x0-1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1.0x0-1.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1.0x0-1.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/1.0x0-1.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdhVvp-yG","amp_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/tumblr_n90bllL2bO1qg8i76o1_1280.jpg","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5243,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions\/5243"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}