{"id":2012,"date":"2012-03-05T22:30:34","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T20:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=2012"},"modified":"2019-02-03T01:55:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T23:55:29","slug":"kaimo-ereliai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/03\/05\/kaimo-ereliai\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaimo ereliai"},"content":{"rendered":"

Art\u0117jan\u010dios kovo vienuoliktos proga padovanokit man pur\u0161kal\u0105 nuo loch\u0173, a\u010di\u016b labai.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ka\u017ekaip vat nenorom buvau priversta prisiminti seniai \u012f u\u017emar\u0161t\u012f buvus\u012f u\u017ekapstyt\u0105 \u017emoni\u0173 tip\u0105, kurio, ko gero, negaliu pak\u0119sti labiau u\u017e visk\u0105. Tai \u2013 Kaimo ereliai.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Labai sunku susikaupti bera\u0161ant apie tok\u012f klaik\u0173 visuomen\u0117s rei\u0161kin\u012f, bet tyl\u0117ti \u0161iandien nei\u0161eina, noris pap.zdelint<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u0160is \u017emonijos tipas i\u0161ve\u0161\u0117j\u0119s visame pasaulyje (kambarioko avino<\/em> kanadie\u010dio flashback’as). Daug toki\u0173 teko pa\u017einti gimtajame mieste. Ta\u010diau ry\u0161kiausiai jie atsiskleid\u017eia sostin\u0117je. Ne d\u0117l to, kad j\u0173 \u010dia daugiau, bet jie \u010dia tiesiog \u0161vie\u010dia i\u0161 toli it jonvabaliai bir\u017eelio nakt\u012f. Gimtajame mieste b\u016bti kartais ir baisu d\u0117l j\u0173 gausos.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jie \u2013 patys svarbiausi \u017emon\u0117s pasaulyje. Jie \u2013 i\u0161mintingiausi, seksualiausi, patraukliausi ir svarbiausi. Kai jie gim\u0117, ka\u017ekas jiems i\u0161pjov\u0117 sant\u016brumo ar g\u0117dos poj\u016bt\u012f. Jie \u2013 pasaulio karaliai. Jie kalba garsiai, jie da\u017eosi ry\u0161kiai, jie rengiasi blizgiai. Jie taip \u0161ventai tiki viskuo, k\u0105 daro gyvenime, kad jais suabejoj\u0119s rizikuoji likti be galvos. Jei, neduok dieve, nutiks taip, kad su jais teks derinti darbo reikalus, b\u016bk pasireng\u0119s viskam. Jie ne\u017eino, kas yra etiketas. (\u201cTai tu<\/strong> i\u0161mokysi mane angl\u0173?\u201d – pirmas pokalbis su neva respektabiliu verslininku. A\u010di\u016b, viso gero, trauma visai savaitei.) <\/span><\/p>\n

Jie labai gerai \u017eino savo teises. Savo teises jie gina \u017eod\u017eiu (klyksmu) ir kum\u0161\u010diu (kartais ir kastetu.) Jas jie gina visur, kur tik eina \u2013 universitete (\u201cK\u0105 ta glu\u0161\u0117 d\u0117stytoja supranta!\u201d), restorane (\u201cTai kaip tai neturit cepelin\u0173? Kas \u010dia per landyn\u0117?!\u201d), bare (\u201cKas tas grynbergenas,<\/em> ne\u0161kit utenos auksin\u012f, kiek galima!\u201d), parduotuv\u0117je (\u201cKaip tai n\u0117ra nuolaidos? Kaip suprast n\u0117ra nuolaidos? Para\u0161yta, 9.99, o tu \u012fmu\u0161ei 10.99, neimsiu, nereikia, pati ir tur\u0117k!\u201d), kavin\u0117je u\u017esienyje (\u201cI buy bread cheese with garlic. Kaip tai not have?!\u201d), pusbrolio gimtadienyje (\u201cKoki\u0173 \u010di bangl\u0173 prisikviet\u0117!\u201d), santykiuose (\u201cEiktu asile dar d\u017eiaukis kad vaik\u0161tau su tavim.\u201d), stotel\u0117je (\u201cA\u0161 paduosiu \u012f teism\u0105 autobus\u0173 park\u0105 su visa savivaldybe!\u201d) Taip galima t\u0119sti be galo, bet a\u0161 nenoriu.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Visi kaimo ereli\u0173 sakiniai baigiasi \u0161auktukais (karaok\u0117j ar ba\u017eny\u010dioj – nesvarbu). Kaimo ereliai nevengia keiksma\u017eod\u017ei\u0173, nes \u0161ie pagyvina \u017eodyn\u0105. Kaimo ereliai \u2013 nemirtingi. Kaimo ereliai, deja, dauginasi spar\u010diai. <\/span><\/p>\n

Pasikartosiu, bet, \u017emog\u0173 i\u0161 kaimo i\u0161pra\u0161yti galima, bet kaim\u0105 i\u0161 \u017emogaus \u2013 beveik ne\u012fmanoma. Ko gero, velni\u0105 i\u0161 aps\u0117stos sielos \u2013 ir t\u0105 lengviau.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Art\u0117jan\u010dios kovo vienuoliktos proga padovanokit man pur\u0161kal\u0105 nuo loch\u0173, a\u010di\u016b labai. … Ka\u017ekaip vat nenorom buvau priversta prisiminti seniai \u012f u\u017emar\u0161t\u012f buvus\u012f u\u017ekapstyt\u0105 \u017emoni\u0173 tip\u0105,…<\/p>\n

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