{"id":1948,"date":"2012-02-10T22:41:51","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T20:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=1948"},"modified":"2019-02-03T02:12:37","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T00:12:37","slug":"apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/02\/10\/apie-tai-ka-sneka-zmones-vol2\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u0161neka \u017emon\u0117s vol.2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jau gan \u012fprasta, kad kaip bra\u0161kes ra\u0161kau visus mano ausis ar akis pasiekusius stiprius pasisakymus savo aplinkoje. Kiekviena diena gyvenime gal\u0117t\u0173 tapt scenarijum, tik, \u012ftariu, ne ka\u017eko baisiai kilnaus, o kvailokos situacij\u0173 komedijos. Na bet k\u0105 jau \u010dia, svarbu linksma<\/span>. Here we go.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Vienas persidirb\u0119s draugas apie theme songs<\/em>:<\/span>
\n\u201ca\u0161 sau \u017eadu tuoj dedikuot live fast die young bad girls do it well\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie jaunus, perspektyvius, negerian\u010dius:<\/span>
\n\u201cblm<\/span>
\na\u0161 i\u0161g\u0117riau alaus bi\u0161k
\npo paskait\u0173<\/span>
\nkablys \u017eostkas
\nd\u0117l to taip t\u016bsint noriu
\nbuvau pamir\u0161\u0119s kad g\u0117riau\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tai, kai gamina vyrai:<\/span>
\n\u201cnu naaaaachhhhuiii<\/span>
\n5 kart\u0105 i parduotuv\u0119 l\u0117kt
\nvis ka\u017eko dasipirkt
\ntai cukrus ne toks
\ntai kakav\u0105 pamir\u0161au
\ntai bli\u016bdo reikia
\nnachui
\nneken\u010diu toki\u0173 nesamoni\u0173
\nlekiu iki pard\u0117s
\niki”<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tai, kai gamina vyrai vol.2:
\n\u201cvis\u0105 dien\u0105 \u017eiauriai valgyt nor\u0117jau
\nnusipirkau gaidi\u0161k\u0173 kold\u016bn\u0173
\napsivemt db nor\u0117tus\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie meil\u0119 vakar\u0117liams, kai lauke -30\u00ba C:
\n\u201cA: Pasakyk tu man, kada a\u0161 nei\u0161eisiu \u012f t\u016bs\u0105?
\nKai u\u017e\u0161als pragaras?
\nB: Tada pragare t\u016bsinsi.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tolerancij\u0105 ir kompromis\u0173 ie\u0161kojim\u0105:
\nA: Pisk<\/span> i snuk\u012f
\nB: Ir pisiu<\/span> nx
\nA: Duok \u017eiebtuv\u0117l\u012f ir sakyk susidegink<\/span><\/p>\n

Suaug\u0119 (peraug\u0119 net ir prar\u016bg\u0119, saky\u010diau) vyrai gimtojo miesto padorioje vie\u0161ojoje vietoje:
\n\u201cKokie papai! <…> O tu tai chuligan\u0117. <…> Oi mergaite, kur man duosi \u2013 ar ant \u0161ieno ar rugiuose.\u201d (Tai, kad ka\u017ekam ka\u017ekas ka\u017ek\u0105 duos tai jau i\u0161 viso out of the question<\/em>, supranti).<\/span><\/p>\n

Paskutinis \u017eodis prie\u0161 t\u016bs\u0105:
\n\u201cJei man\u0119s nebesurastum, pasiimk mano palt\u0105 ir nebeie\u0161kok man\u0119s.\u201d<\/p>\n

Apie nat\u016brali\u0105 medicin\u0105:
\n\u201c\u0160napso, kolos ir mako \u2013 pasveiks, atvi\u010daju\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie meil\u0119 savo Alma Matter<\/em>:
\n\u201cO t\u0105 univer\u0105 a\u0161 sprogdinsiu kartu su tavim\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie meil\u0119 darbui ir vilt\u012f:
\n\u201cKoma at rabota. Ir \u017eostka. Bet a\u0161 dar dainuosiu.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Mokini\u0173 perlai:
\nTeacher: What is \u201chumidity\u201d?
\nStudent A: Well, it makes your hair curly.
\nStudent B: Bigudy<\/strong>?<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie brand\u0105:
\n\u201cKada moteris laikoma subrendusia? Kai i\u0161 fb persikrausto \u012f supermam\u0173 forum\u0105.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie lojalum\u0105 tam tikriems klubams:
\n\u201cPo vakar neisiu iki 2013m.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie bepro\u010dius i\u0161 FB \u201cVa\u017eiuoju i\u0161 ta\u0161ko A \u012f ta\u0161k\u0105 B\u201d:
\n\u201cSu bir\u017e\u0173 brigada va\u017eiuoju \u2013 penkios bir\u017eiet\u0117s. Vairuoja suaugus moteris, kirp\u0117j\u0173 kursus mokos, visos \u0161\u016bkauja, nes visos \u2013 draug\u0117s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie \u201c\u017dmoni\u0173\u201d vir\u0161el\u012f su Paksaite:
\n\u201cVir\u0161as tai eik tu nx nedapistas<\/span> \u0161unie u\u017e milijon\u0105 doleri\u0173!!!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie Alfons\u0105 Penik\u0105 (v\u0117l!):
\n\u201cVa\u017eiuojam su drauge Trak\u0173 gatve, \u017ei\u016brim bernas ka\u017ekoki\u0105 pan\u0105 blond\u0119 fyf\u0105 ne\u0161a ant kupros, sijonas u\u017esik\u0117l\u0119s, nu<\/em> baisu. Pa\u017ei\u016brim \u2013 o ten \u2013 Penikas.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie darbo balius:
\n„Mieloji, a\u0161 Katp\u0117d\u0117l\u0117j, Banginy. Pamatytum liaud\u012f, \u0161e\u0161is blogus para\u0161ytum.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie kilnojamas \u0161ventes:
\n\u201cJisai man\u0119s kasmet vis paklausia, ar mano bday tikrai Kovo 11. Tai ne, blet<\/span> \u2013 slenkantis<\/strong>!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie sant\u016brum\u0105:
\n\u201cA: T\u0105 mergait\u0119 kad i\u0161provokuot, tai reik\u0117t\u0173 \u0161alia jos prad\u0117ti dr\u0105sia diskusij\u0105 apie seks\u0105…
\nB: Ne dr\u0105sia diskusij\u0105, seks\u0105<\/span> prad\u0117t \u0161alia jos.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tai, kaip Vilniuj n\u0117ra, kur eiti:
\n\u201cMane u\u017episo<\/span> mano skyl\u0117s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie spontani\u0161kum\u0105:
\n\u201cMes atsibudom ir ka\u017ekaip labai u\u017esinor\u0117jom \u0161uns.<\/strong>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie lietuvius u\u017esieny:
\n\u201cJis yra geriausias i\u0161 vis\u0173 statybinink\u0173, nes turi savo nuomon\u0119<\/strong>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Amen.<\/span><\/p>\n


\nPaskykit man, brangieji, ar kitose i\u0161sivys\u010diusiose pasaulio \u0161alyse \u017emon\u0117s taip pat serga po tris kartus \u012f \u017eiem\u0105? Atsibodo \u0161altis nebegaliu, jau nei trys megztainai ir nei dvejos vilnon\u0117s kojin\u0117s nebeapsaugo, drebu i\u0161 vidaus.
\nBet jau tuoj, JAU TUOJ, gal\u0117sim \u0161okt ir d\u016bkt linksmai.<\/span><\/p>\n

Aj, nors k\u0105 a\u0161 \u010dia skund\u017eiuos – ir dabar nieks netrukdo, gyvenimas \u2013 \u0161vent\u0117 \u2013 t\u0119siasi. Cheers.<\/span><\/p>\n

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