{"id":1864,"date":"2012-01-12T23:35:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T21:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2019-02-03T13:04:16","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T11:04:16","slug":"apie-tai-ka-zmones-sneka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/01\/12\/apie-tai-ka-zmones-sneka\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie tai, k\u0105 \u017emon\u0117s \u0161neka"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ka\u017ekada \u010dia dalinausi savo draug\u0173 ir pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 numestomis sparnuotomis fraz\u0117mis. J\u0173 tiek daug, kad sunku ir susp\u0117ti u\u017esira\u0161in\u0117ti. Jau\u010diu, kad der\u0117t\u0173 v\u0117l pasidalinti perliukais. Matai, dauguma j\u0173 nuskamba gyvai, tad screenshot\u0173 ir pan velni\u0173 nekaupiu \u2013 arba i\u0161lieka mano atminty, arba kur br\u016bk\u0161teliu.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tauro kalno kamikadz\u0117s tema:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>A\u0161 tai mamai sakiau, kad planavau \u017eudytis, bet dabar nebesi\u017eudysiu. Vienas nusi\u017eud\u0117 \u2013 i\u0161kart ma\u017eesn\u0117 konkurencija Lietuvoje. O be to, juk sprogmen\u012f pasigaminti bangu, jo?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Gr\u012f\u017eta draugas, kuris pamet\u0117 raktus, tad nakvoja pas mane:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Gr\u012f\u017eo, girtas vyras gr\u012f\u017eo! Bet nemu\u0161!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Draug\u0117, kuriai ryt anskti \u012f darb\u0105, 3val. nakties Kal\u0117d\u0173 antros dienos i\u0161vakar\u0117se:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>A\u0161 einu namo. Mxxxxx \u012fd\u0117jo Jacko bonk\u0119, kad darbe neb\u016bt\u0173 negera. Labanakt, draugai.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Draugas apie Kal\u0117d\u0173 vakar\u0117l\u012f Kal\u0117d\u0173 dien\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Trise jie ten geria. Ne\u017einau, xujovas<\/s> vakaras nusimato, nematau perspektyv\u0173.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

(Vakaras baig\u0117si \u0161okiais iki \u0161e\u0161i\u0173 ryto trisde\u0161imties \u017emoni\u0173 kompanijoj.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie angl\u0173 kalb\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>A\u0161 vien\u0105 kart\u0105 mokykloj pasakiau \u201catstums\u201d vietoj \u201cdistance\u201d.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie pagirias:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Irma, nu\u017eudyk mane.\u201d (A\u0161 nesu Irma)<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie alkohol\u012f ir lai\u017eiakus vakar\u0117liuose:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Blia, a\u0161 neatsimenu, kad sal\u0117j lai\u017e\u0117m\u0117s, o tu \u010dia tokios smulkmenos klausi.\u201d (Draug\u0117, paklausta, kas pirmas sugr\u016bdo lie\u017euv\u012f burnon.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie keliones feisbuko pagalba:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>I\u0161 ta\u0161ko A \u012f ta\u0161k\u0105 B taip pramu\u0161a, gale s\u0117di trys \u017emon\u0117s, ant tiek tamsu, kad net nematau veid\u0173, nes a\u0161 prieky, o kai sustot pard\u0117j papra\u0161iau, tai galas r\u0117k\u0117, \u201cJau alaus eini, I MUM REIKIA!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Apie meil\u0119 greitam maistui:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>U\u017e kompleks\u0105 McDonaldo, rodos, net pa\u010diulp\u010diau<\/s>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie visuomen\u0119:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>I\u0161siliejau ant kiemsargio, kur elektr\u0105 vog\u0117 i\u0161 gyventoj\u0173. Bet nesigailiu, nes tas labai naglas.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie Alfons\u0105 Penik\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Jis paliubomu turi klon\u0105. Ma\u010diau \u0161iandien jau du kartus, o dar n\u0117ra 11val.ryto\u201d. <\/span><\/p>\n

Apie vie\u0161\u0105j\u012f transport\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>S\u0117d\u017eiu prie\u0161 du tvarkingus, bet labai girtus vaikinus. Vienas i\u0161mu\u0161\u0117 du talon\u0117lius, padav\u0117 draugui, o tas sav\u0105j\u012f suvalg\u0117. Tai va taip su tuo vie\u0161uoju tr.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie vardus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>\u0160iandien skambino klientas vardu Tabatabaeizaoehmorandi Seyedhossein. Nemeluoju tikrai.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie moralkes:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Ar gali b\u016bti, kad \u017emon\u0117s trulike \u017eino, k\u0105 vakar veikiau, nes toki\u0173 \u017evilgni\u0173 seniai besu sulauk\u0119s.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie loch\u0173 magentus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Mane kabino toks Rxxxx. Jis eina \u012f tusofkes, vienas \u0161oka, \u012fsilieja \u012f draug\u0173 rat\u0105 ir apsimeta draugu.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie draugus rusakalbius:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Ateikit \u012f \u0161it\u0105 klub\u0105. Toks susitikimas yra kietas.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie svaigal\u0173 \u017eal\u0105 smegenims:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Buvom buvom, o paskui i\u0161\u0117jom \u012f t\u0105, nuuuu, kaip ten t\u0105. Nu. Nu \u012f t\u0105, kaip ten jis. LAUK\u0104.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie tai, kaip b\u016bna, kai draugai tampa prie\u0161ais:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Dima, PACHIMU???\u201d (Nugirstas vaikino kruvinu veidu atod\u016bsis Gedo prospekte.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie i\u0161vaizd\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Na ji tokia miela, trumpais antakiais, apvaliom akim, blakstienos tankios.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie Lietuvos klasikus:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Ir \u0160irvys lupo, ir Binkis lupo. Visi jie lupo. Tik \u017demait\u0117 nelupo. U\u017etat j\u0105 lupo.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Apie kostruktyvi\u0105 kritik\u0105:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Tai pasakyk tu man, k\u0105 jis blogai daro? – Rengiasi.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Pasakyk man, kas tavo draugai, pasakysiu, kas tu. <\/span><\/p>\n

Beje, ar \u017einojote, kad karoliai simbolizuoja nugaros skausm\u0105? (Jau ka\u017ekada u\u017esiminiau).<\/span><\/p>\n

Per K\u016b\u010dias dar\u0117m burt\u0105 \u2013 po trim puodeliais ki\u0161ami \u017eiedas, nosin\u0117 ir ro\u017ean\u010dius. Ro\u017ean\u010diaus netur\u0117jom (kaip \u010dia taip pamir\u0161om \u012fsid\u0117t, \u0161iaip gi ne\u0161iojam\u0117s, jo?), tad pad\u0117jom karolius. \u017diedas \u2013 vestuv\u0117s, nosin\u0117 \u2013 a\u0161aros, o karoliai \u2013 nugaros skausmas. Kod\u0117l? O tod\u0117l, kad vien\u0105 pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0105 labai respektabili\u0105 moteri\u0161k\u0119 kart\u0105 suriet\u0117 taip stipriai, kad toji nebegal\u0117jo i\u0161sitiesti ir nam\u0173 svita susireng\u0117 va\u017eiuoti \u012f ligonin\u0119. Ir kaip jums atrodo, koks gi buvo nukent\u0117jusiosios paskutinis pra\u0161ymas prie\u0161 i\u0161vykstant stovint i\u0161riesta nugara ir veidu, pilnu kan\u010dios? \u201c-Brangioji, prie\u0161 i\u0161einant, u\u017ed\u0117k, u\u017ed\u0117k karolius.\u201d (Su vaidinimu tris kartus stipriau eina<\/span><\/em> \u0161ita istorija.)<\/span><\/p>\n

A\u0161 nenoriu \u012f jok\u012f u\u017esien\u012f, nes toki\u0173 s\u0105moj\u0173, kuriuos net ne kiekvienas lietuvi\u0161kai \u0161nekantis supras, nerasi nei vienam pasaulio kra\u0161te. <\/span><\/p>\n

Na ir vakar\u0105 vainikuoja draug\u0117s bendradarb\u0117, kuri per \u0161alt\u012f ir speig\u0105 \u0117jo KRY\u017dIAUS KELI\u0104 ir susirgo va dabar. Nes TRADICIJA EITI KRY\u017dIAUS KELI\u0104.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ka\u017ekada \u010dia dalinausi savo draug\u0173 ir pa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 numestomis sparnuotomis fraz\u0117mis. J\u0173 tiek daug, kad sunku ir susp\u0117ti u\u017esira\u0161in\u0117ti. Jau\u010diu, kad der\u0117t\u0173 v\u0117l pasidalinti perliukais. Matai,…<\/p>\n

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