{"id":1841,"date":"2012-01-07T17:51:26","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T15:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=1841"},"modified":"2019-02-03T13:30:48","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T11:30:48","slug":"dos-and-donts-in-the-freakin-lithuanian-society-arba-apie-marijos-zemes-nerasytas-taisykles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2012\/01\/07\/dos-and-donts-in-the-freakin-lithuanian-society-arba-apie-marijos-zemes-nerasytas-taisykles\/","title":{"rendered":"Dos and dont&#8217;s of the freakin&#8217; Lithuanian society arba apie Marijos \u017dem\u0117s nera\u0161ytas taisykles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Negalima i\u0161imti m\u0117sos i\u0161 \u0161aldiklio, j\u0105 at\u0161ildyti ir v\u0117l pad\u0117ti atgal \u012f \u0161aldikl\u012f.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima vartoti antibiotik\u0173 ir gerti alkohol\u012f.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima eiti gatve ir r\u016bkyti (ypa\u010d moterims).<\/p>\n<p>Negalima keltis antr\u0105 valand\u0105 dienos.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima nem\u0117gti vaik\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima moterims eiti \u012f vyr\u0173 tualet\u0105 ir atvirk\u0161\u010diai.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima k\u016b\u010di\u0173 dien\u0105 ir dien\u0105 prie\u0161 tai valgyti m\u0117sos ar kito riebalo. Teori\u0161kai negalima ir vis\u0105 m\u0117nes\u012f iki Kal\u0117d\u0173, bet, kadangi esame sau nuolaid\u016bs, tikrai tikrai negalima tas dvi dienas.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima kapin\u0117se klausytis ausinuko.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima \u012f\u0117jus \u012f ba\u017eny\u010dia neatsiklaupti, o mi\u0161i\u0173 metu i\u0161eiti par\u016bkyti.<\/p>\n<p>Atvirai pasakius, \u0161iaip tai negalima i\u0161 esm\u0117s r\u016bkyti ir gerti. Ypa\u010d, jei ie\u0161kai buto nuomai. Tuomet turi ne tik netur\u0117ti \u017ealing\u0173 \u012fpro\u010di\u0173, bet ir b\u016bti ramus, draugi\u0161kas, linksmas bei dirbanti(s).<\/p>\n<p>(Narkotik\u0173 Lietuvoje n\u0117ra, jeigu k\u0105. Negali b\u016bti.)<\/p>\n<p>Negalima kavos ar arbatos skiesti \u0161altu vandeniu (ypa\u010d i\u0161 krano).<\/p>\n<p>Negalima einant pas velion\u012f \u012f \u0161ermenis rengtis \u0161viesi\u0173 r\u016bb\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima valgyti vie\u0161ajame transporte, pamokoje, ar paskaitoje. Gurk\u0161noti kok\u012f g\u0117rim\u0105 galima, bet geriau nereikia, nes pasirodysi \u012f\u017e\u016blesnis.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima vie\u0161uoju transportu ve\u017etis dvira\u010dio ar naminio gyv\u016bno.<\/p>\n<p>Dvira\u010diu va\u017eiuoti galima, bet ne visur, ne visada ir ne visada ai\u0161ku, kur ir kod\u0117l ir kaip negalima, bet ai\u0161ku, kad bet kada gali tur\u0117ti problem\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima \u012f\u0117jus \u012f namus nenusiauti bat\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima at\u0117jus \u012f darb\u0105 ar mokymo \u012fstaig\u0105 batus nusiauti ir vaik\u0161\u010dioti su \u0161lepet\u0117mis. (B\u016bna i\u0161im\u010di\u0173, bet \u0161iaip negalima).<\/p>\n<p>Negalima vie\u0161oje vietoje vaik\u0161\u010dioti be mar\u0161kin\u0117li\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima patalpoje d\u0117v\u0117ti \u0161ilt\u0173 vir\u0161utini\u0173 drabu\u017ei\u0173 (skirt\u0173 ne\u0161ioti lauke).<\/p>\n<p>Negalima prie stalo s\u0117d\u0117ti su kepure.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima valgyti ledus ir u\u017esigerti juos \u0161iltu g\u0117rimu.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima lapkri\u010dio pirm\u0105j\u0105 neva\u017eiuoti \u012f kapines.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima \u0161iuk\u0161linti, bet jei niekas nemato, tai galima.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima krap\u0161tyti nosies ar \u0161iaip kasytis.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima d\u0117ti koj\u0173 ant stalo.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima s\u0117d\u0117ti ant \u017eem\u0117s (ypa\u010d \u012fstaigose).<\/p>\n<p>Negalima vaik\u0161\u010dioti basomis.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima laikrod\u017eio ne\u0161ioti ant de\u0161in\u0117s rankos.<\/p>\n<p>Sve\u010di\u0173 pasikviesti galima, bet pageidautina, kad j\u0173 b\u016bt\u0173 nedaug ir jie i\u0161eit\u0173 iki dvylikos.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima garsiai klausyti muzikos.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima garsiai kalb\u0117ti vie\u0161osiose vietose, ypa\u010d vie\u0161ajame transporte, muziejuose ir galerijose.<\/p>\n<p>Grie\u017etai negalima garsiai kalb\u0117ti kapin\u0117se. (Gal k\u0105 pa\u017eadint gali?)<\/p>\n<p>Negalima parduotuv\u0117je atsidaryti mineralinio vandens buteliuk\u0105 ir v\u0117liau j\u012f nusipirkti. Na, teori\u0161kai galima, bet prakti\u0161kai \u2013 kuom tu save laikai?<\/p>\n<p>Negalima \u0161okti gatv\u0117je ar vie\u0161oje \u012fstaigoje. Na, teori\u0161kai galima, bet v\u0117l gi \u2013 kuom tu save laikai?<\/p>\n<p>Negalima papra\u0161yti, kad kav\u0105 patiekt\u0173 didesniame puodelyje nei numatyta.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima kalbinti nepa\u017e\u012fstam\u0173 \u017emoni\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima \u012f rengin\u012f atsine\u0161ti savo maisto ar g\u0117rimo. Ir visai nesvarbu, ko tu nori, ko tau reikia, kad jaustumeisi gerai ir kada t\u0105 maist\u0105 ruo\u0161iesi suvartoti. Tiesiog negalima.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima pa\u010diam nuspr\u0119sti, kokius vaistus reik\u0117t\u0173 vartoti.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima pa\u010diam kirptis.<\/p>\n<p>Negalima gerti alkoholio \u0161viesiu paros metu. (Jei ilgasis savaitgalis \u2013 tai tada galima.)<\/p>\n<p>Myl\u0117tis negalima. (Nebent niekas to nesu\u017einos).<\/p>\n<p>Apie seks\u0105 kalb\u0117tis negalima, nes sekso n\u0117ra, kaip ir narkotik\u0173. Taip pat n\u0117ra homoseksual\u0173.<\/p>\n<p>AMEN<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mainyk.lt\/img\/items\/121\/247\/84\/4db2d2486085f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Negalima i\u0161imti m\u0117sos i\u0161 \u0161aldiklio, j\u0105 at\u0161ildyti ir v\u0117l pad\u0117ti atgal \u012f \u0161aldikl\u012f. Negalima vartoti antibiotik\u0173 ir gerti alkohol\u012f. 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