{"id":1800,"date":"2011-12-16T01:45:15","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T23:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mahila.blogas.lt\/?p=1800"},"modified":"2019-02-03T13:51:01","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T11:51:01","slug":"kaip-susirasti-berna-svarbiausiu-patarimu-atmintine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mahila.lt\/index.php\/2011\/12\/16\/kaip-susirasti-berna-svarbiausiu-patarimu-atmintine\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaip susirasti bern\u0105 (svarbiausi\u0173 patarim\u0173 atmintin\u0117)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ilgai kaupiausi, kol pagaliau prisiruo\u0161iau atskleisti nepaprastai nauding\u0173 patarim\u0173, kuriais pasikliaudama, per labai trump\u0105 laiko arp\u0105 nebeliksi vieni\u0161a, s\u0105ra\u0161\u0105.<\/p>\n

Pirmas ir bene svarbiausias \u2013 neb\u016bk<\/strong> i\u0161ranki<\/strong>. Jei galvoji, kad potencialus bernas privalo b\u016bti ir gra\u017eus ir turtingas, ir protingas, ir nuo\u0161irdus, paklunus bei nuolankus, tai labai klysti. Gal nustebsi, bet, tavo nelaimei, pasakysiu, kad jei kada m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161alyje ir buvo toki\u0173 egzempliori\u0173, kurie pasi\u017eym\u0117t\u0173 visomis \u0161iomis savyb\u0117mis, tai jie seniausiai i\u0161nyko su pirm\u0105ja ekonomin\u0117s kriz\u0117s banga, nuvilnijusia dar 2008 m. Tiesa, m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161alyje dar liko keli unikal\u016bs pavyzd\u017eiai, bet jie arba: 1) mieliaus renkasi kit\u0173 \u010diuv\u0173 draugij\u0105 ir virtuv\u0117je ir lovoje; 2) jau penktus metus\u00a0sau ramiausiai kniaukia po kaldra<\/em> su kokia lievake<\/u> (lievake \u2013 nes ji \u2013 ne tu), kuri, jam to nepastebint, saugo savo turt\u0105 kaip cerberis, urzgimu pasitikdama kiekvien\u0105, jos pozicij\u0105 besitaikan\u010di\u0105 u\u017eimti, siel\u0105.<\/p>\n

Jei manai, kad sutikai tip\u0105, pasi\u017eymint\u012f bent pora i\u0161vardyt\u0173 savybi\u0173, griebk nedvejodama, mat jei ne tu \u2013 kaip mat j\u012f nugriebs kuri kita. Jokiu b\u016bdu nepamir\u0161k, kad gro\u017eis \u2013 visi\u0161kai nesvarbus dalykas. Negro\u017eis gali tapti netgi dideliu pliusu \u2013 negra\u017eus bernas labiau tave myl\u0117s, nes vis pasid\u017eiaugs, kad turi tok\u012f go\u017e\u012f, kaip tu, \u0161alia, o ir nuo nuoding\u0173j\u0173<\/em> gyva\u010di\u0173<\/em> (aka kit\u0173 pan\u0173) nereik\u0117s jo taip saugoti.<\/p>\n

\u017dinok,<\/strong> kur<\/strong> ie\u0161koti.<\/strong> B\u016btinai aplenk visokius pseudo intelektual\u0173 ir hipsteri\u0173 prikim\u0161tus barus. Ten bernai eina pagerti, paklausyti muzikos, o jei d\u0117l merg\u0173, tai tik ie\u0161kodami merginos tai nak\u010diai. Bernai i\u0161 toki\u0173 viet\u0173 tau tikrai nenupirks g\u0117rimo, o k\u0105 jau kalb\u0117ti apie gausi\u0105 ir turting\u0105 j\u016bs\u0173 bendr\u0105 ateit\u012f. Geriausi med\u017eiokl\u0117s klodai \u2013 klubai ir barai, kur bernams \u012f\u0117jimas bent 20lt, o merginos \u012fleid\u017eiamos nemokamai. (Atsargiai \u2013 visgi teks \u012fveikti nemenk\u0105 konkurencij\u0105).<\/p>\n

Matykis.<\/strong> Jei manai, kad ie\u0161kant berno der\u0117t\u0173 vadovautis posakiu \u201cJei myl\u0117s, myl\u0117s ir su chalatu bei namin\u0117m \u0161liur\u0117m\u201d, tai labai klysti. Matytis tu privalai. Svarbiausias pastebimumo atributas \u2013 ilgi blizgantys plaukai (pageidautina \u2013 rudi, \u0161vies\u016bs arba juodi. Joki\u0173 mandr\u0173<\/em> spalv\u0173 ar kirpim\u0173! Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> pank\u0117s<\/u>). Kiti svarb\u016bs akcentai \u2013 ry\u0161kios blizgios palaidin\u0117s, aptempti d\u017einsai, keln\u0117s, suknel\u0117s ar sijonai bei auk\u0161takulniai ar platformos. Privalumas \u2013 \u012fdegis. Jokiu b\u016bdu nesirenk \u012fmantri\u0173 form\u0173 ar med\u017eiag\u0173 r\u016bb\u0173. Sporba\u010diai, kuprin\u0117s, megztukai bei pana\u0161\u016bs atributai \u2013 grie\u017etai draud\u017eiami. Kruop\u0161tus vakarinis makia\u017eas ir kvepal\u0173 dvelksmas \u2013 privalomi.<\/p>\n

Nekalb\u0117k.<\/strong> Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> i\u0161si\u0161ok\u0117l\u0117s.<\/u> Kuo ma\u017eiau kalb\u0117si, tuo ma\u017eiau intelekto parodysi. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> moksliuk\u0117s<\/u>. Nedr\u012fsk parodyti, kad kuo nors domiesi, ar, gink Dieve, m\u0117gsti skaityti, ar dar baisiau, ra\u0161yti. Jei negali susilaikyti netur\u0117dama pom\u0117gio, gali \u0161okti, dom\u0117tis mada arba dainuoti.<\/p>\n

Negerk<\/strong>.Gali gerti ne daugiau nei du kokteilius per vakar\u0105. Draud\u017eiama gerti al\u0173, visk\u012f, degtin\u0119 ar pana\u0161ius mu\u017eik\u0173<\/u> g\u0117rimus. Leid\u017eiama paragauti sidro, vyno bei kokteili\u0173 (tik be joki\u0173 i\u0161si\u0161okim\u0173 \u2013 kamikadz\u0117 \u2013 ne kokteilis!). Geriausia, negerk i\u0161 viso. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> alkoholik\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

Ner\u016bkyk<\/strong>. I\u0161imtis \u2013 plonos, geriausia, m\u0117tin\u0117s Glamour<\/em> ar Vogue<\/em> cigaret\u0117s. R\u016bkydama jas privalai skolintis i\u0161 draug\u0117s bei nepamir\u0161ti prid\u0117ti, kad \u201c\u0161iaip tai ner\u016bkau, nebent kartais su draug\u0117m…\u201d Bet geriausia ner\u016bkyk i\u0161 viso. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> narkoman\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

Nevalgyk<\/strong>. Pla\u010diau komentuoti n\u0117ra k\u0105. Atsimink, kad bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> storul\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

\u0160ok<\/strong>. Bernams<\/u> patinka<\/u> \u0161okan\u010dios<\/u> merginos<\/u>. Tik \u0161okdama taip pat i\u0161lik kukli. Jokiu b\u016bdu nesirangyk kaip gyva\u010diokas ir nedr\u012fsk \u0161okdama lipti ant kokios pakylos. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> i\u0161si\u0161ok\u0117l\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

Nesikeik<\/strong>. Bet jei laikysiesi prie\u0161 tai pamin\u0117to patarimo nekalb\u0117ti, pavojus, kad keiksiesi, suma\u017e\u0117ja iki minimumo. Nepamir\u0161k, kad bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> nepraustaburn\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

B\u016bk<\/strong> kukli.<\/strong> Net jei bernas ir labai patinka, jokiu b\u016bdu to neparodyk. Pirm\u0105 kart\u0105 papra\u0161yta neduok telefono numerio, neik drauge \u0161okti ir visaip kaip j\u012f ignoruok. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> lengvai<\/u> prieinamos.<\/u><\/p>\n

Nepasitik\u0117k<\/strong> savimi.<\/strong> Gird\u0117dama kompliment\u0105 raudonuok, kryk\u0161tauk ir kaip \u012fmanoma daugiau kuklinkis. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> pasip\u016b\u0117l\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

Netur\u0117k<\/strong> vyri\u0161kos<\/strong> lyties<\/strong> draug\u0173.<\/strong> Privalai laik\u0105 leisti keli\u0173 (2-18) draugi\u0173 kompanijoje. Bet kokie vyri\u0161kosios lyties veik\u0117jai n\u0117ra pageidaujami. Bernams<\/u> nepatinka<\/u> paleistuv\u0117s.<\/u><\/p>\n

Kartais<\/strong> netur\u0117k<\/strong> nuotaikos.<\/strong> Prie\u017eastys gali b\u016bti \u012fvairios \u2013 nuovargis, nes\u0117km\u0117s moksle, na, o da\u017eniausiai \u2013 pyk\u010diai su draug\u0117mis. Bernams<\/u> patinka<\/u> jautrios<\/u> merginos.<\/u><\/p>\n

Gamink.<\/strong> Privalai mok\u0117ti pagaminti bent keli\u0173 r\u016b\u0161i\u0173 mi\u0161raines, sulipdyti skruzd\u0117lyn\u0105 ir, \u017einoma, v\u0117darus, \u017eemai\u010di\u0173 blynus ir cepelinus. Bernams<\/u> patinka<\/u> maistas.<\/u><\/p>\n

Nepersisenk<\/strong>. Tavo i\u0161vaizda \u2013 labai svarbu. Privalai arodyti nuostabiai. Investuok \u012f priauginamas blaksienas, nagus, plaukus, ai\u0161ku, drabu\u017eius beik aksesuarus. Tik nepaversk sav\u0119s vaik\u0161\u010diojan\u010dia gro\u017eio salono reklama \u2013 nereik\u0117t\u0173 taikyti i\u0161syk vis\u0173 gro\u017eio proced\u016br\u0173. Bernams<\/u> patinka<\/u> nat\u016bralumas.<\/u><\/p>\n

Taigi, ko gero, nesitik\u0117jai, kad viskas taip paprasta. Pa\u017eadu, jei seksi \u0161iais patarimais, tikrai jau greitai nebeb\u016bsi vieni\u0161a, o gal net ir i\u0161tek\u0117si. Nesilaikant j\u0173, Lietuvoje berno susirasti ne\u012fmanoma.<\/p>\n

Gerai, s\u0117km\u0117s, tu tek\u0117k, tuo tarpu a\u0161 – gyvensiu<\/u>.<\/p>\n

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Ilgai kaupiausi, kol pagaliau prisiruo\u0161iau atskleisti nepaprastai nauding\u0173 patarim\u0173, kuriais pasikliaudama, per labai trump\u0105 laiko arp\u0105 nebeliksi vieni\u0161a, s\u0105ra\u0161\u0105. Pirmas ir bene svarbiausias \u2013 neb\u016bk…<\/p>\n

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